We have ancestors too. Or has that slipped their minds? Some of them haven't quite moved on and are close at hand. Lincoln still hangs around the White House (so I've heard) . A quick trip to Gettysburg will net you both blue and gray troops. Those are just the ones who still linger on a daily basis.

Send a willing medium to Arlington and you'll have an army of spirits by nightfall. Are you sure you want to play that game, ladies? And guess what -- no rituals or invocations required. Just a simple appeal to their patriotism. These are two very stupid women.