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posted ago by AccipiterQ +136 / -0

Anyone here have a production company? I'm thinking if we release our film in 2024 we'll have at least an 85% chance of getting the award for Best Picture. Who's in?

Anyone here have a production company? I'm thinking if we release our film in 2024 we'll have at least an 85% chance of getting the award for Best Picture. Who's in?
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DairyBoy 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m in, I’ll be a shill who accuses everyone that doesn’t like it of being a bigot

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

And do it wearing a Desmond is amazing shirt. You'll get a unanimous thumbs up from the Hollywood pedos and a guaranteed Oscar

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AccipiterQ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

YES. I'm writing that in.

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BadRonald13 6 points ago +6 / -0

well I like your comment so go accuse some other white supremacist

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PlausibleDeniability 8 points ago +8 / -0

So a Hollywood documentary? Godspeed

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BadRonald13 3 points ago +3 / -0

^^^ this

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MondoBurger 6 points ago +7 / -1

Black Trans Gangbanger Lives Matter (2025), Dir. Tyler Perry, produced by BLM Productions, Tyler Perry, and Disney. Nominated for 15 Academy Awards.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd say we should hire Bill Maher's production company, "Kid Love Productions".

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AccipiterQ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh fuck that wasn't even a joke.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look up the plot to his 1991 movie Pizza Man. What do you think of that?

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unit3012 4 points ago +4 / -0

i wonder what all them baby-touching white actors are thinking...

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slaphappy2 4 points ago +5 / -1

"Baby - I just elevator-pitched that to Mark and Jim at Paramount - and it's a GO.

We're greenlighted ! Brad Pitt is in playing Cardi B. - and Samuel L. Jackson has the diversity slot covered. "

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holytrpbatman 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see a kickstarter in the future

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Industry4 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's time to make an all white version of the black panther movie.

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MondoBurger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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JohnQQQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

sounds thrilling

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Trumperette1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've always wanted to be a slut. Can I play Camilla? I pronounce it this way, too.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

not unless you're a womxn. Only Men can play womxn now.

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Trumperette1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bummer.

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SharpCookie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck it, we could film that on an iPhone and it would still win the Oscar. I'm in.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why work so hard, you could just forward that shitpost to Netflix and be greenlit in a matter of hours.

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Ishaye 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'll atleast get a nomination surely