Exactly how did I fuck up society? I got my degree and I got married. All of my college female friends married guys they met in college and had children. Those children grew up and also went to college.

If you have a problem -- did you ever think it's something you are doing that hasn't made things work out the way you want?

Perhaps you don't realize there's an art to getting a man to make a commitment. Take your mom or your grandmother out to lunch and ask them how it's done. And listen to what they have to say -- you won't like the advice -- but it's foolproof and you'll be able to get rid of the cat.