I don't have long, tell my family I love them.

I'm on my last packet of pasta....there's no frozen fruit left...we've been out of toilet paper for weeks now. Wafflestomping has become a daily event.

The people are falling apart, I can see it in their eyes... glazed over .. no hope. This apocalyptic wasteland known as melbourne, infected with leftists fat black lesbians, trannies and your average 85iq australian is becoming uninhabitable.

If I leave my house, I have to bring a "leaving the house permit" which expires in 2 days, not that it matters, as there is no toilet paper left anyway.

I wake up everyday, daniel andrews awaits me on the television, he communicates via a microphone speaker that says "How are you today Arebee?" I force a smile and say "Doing great mister Andrews, We're all in this together afterall!"

He just looks at me menacingly "Good, good..yes we are, we are all in this together"

His eyes follow me as I walk across the room, always checking to make sure I swallow the government mandated blue pill.

I can't take it anymore, I need guns...I need freedom. I tried to take my mind off of it, by purchasing an outside-license with my government tickets. traveling from police checkpoint to police checkpoint. But it's not the same... I yearn for freedom, having a police officer elbow deep in your asshole to make sure you're not smuggling toilet paper, pasta or mince meat just gives you a sudden flash back to reality.

We are alone here, surrounded by masses of stupid, mouth breathers. Save me America, you are our only hope.