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FutileConundrum 135 points ago +135 / -0

Win it. Then decline and confirm.

"Peace is the real prize."

Btfo right in their faces, because the nobel peace prize is a joke.

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MAGAngelo 20 points ago +20 / -0

And rightfully so

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Emperorvoid 4 points ago +4 / -0

literally lol'ed!

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CisSiberianOrchestra 41 points ago +41 / -0

"The real prize is the friends we made along the way."

I would die if he referenced that old meme.

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Ben45 28 points ago +28 / -0

"Peace is the prize, and so are the frens we made along the way"

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glow-operator-2-0 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like this compromise.

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scabies 27 points ago +27 / -0

Yeah, but it's Trump. He'd accept it an rub it in everyone's face daily.

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2SmoothGQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

“See we have the best peace prizes. Except for Obama’s his was for breathing. The U.S otherwise has the greatest peace prizes. Fake news hated that I got two scoops. Said it would destroy the Middle East. They were wrong! So very wrong folks. How would you fine folks like if I won another one!! Someone get North Korea on the phone!”

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pmurTJdlanoD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Walking across the DMZ was worthy of a dozen NPPs

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Hedonismbot 13 points ago +13 / -0

"They" the people that decide these things have diminished their own standing by making it a participation award. Nobel is getting like Oscar, Tony, Emmy, MTV4 awards, they don't really carry the meaning.

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CelesteD 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did you see what they recently did with the oscar? its ridiculous.

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Hedonismbot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea, nothing says "token" like having % of racial or LBTQD movement people to win an award. I'm not sure that will make people feel empowered.

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Hijinx81 34 points ago +34 / -0

+1 for Big Papa Cheeto

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cupocovfefe 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is epic... I'd add +1 for Thanosed as well... Lol.

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Orange Thanos good 👍

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USA1 27 points ago +27 / -0

Trump will win the prize because of his merit and utilizing the skills God gave him.

Unlike a certain someone.

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean the first gay president?

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rebelde_sin_causa 20 points ago +20 / -0

He could cure AIDS, cancer, and athlete's foot and there would be no recognition

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bill_in_texas 6 points ago +6 / -0

hE pUt MuH ScIeNtIsTs OuT oF wOrK!

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

DO IT! You're fired!

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Industry4 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Lord, I would rather Trump win the election if it is a choice. Please make sure he wins this election coming up. Then if possible, let him win the Nobel Peace Prize. Tell my Mom and Dad i love them. Amen."

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PropagandaWizard1984 14 points ago +14 / -0

I concur pede!

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Pleepleus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Big Papa Cheetoh! 😂🤣

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Haitianbychoice360 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol. I'm dying here!! :D

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Hey_thisnomypee 11 points ago +11 / -0

Amen

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QingJames 9 points ago +9 / -0

Obama's legacy is creating nation wide race riots / race wars

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah I hear you, and yet... everybody will see the spectacle of solid results versus (nothing). For Donald Trump, peace is the prize. That's going into the history books along with the stark contrast between Obama and Trump, folks. Humanitarianism isn't just talk and the "in" crowd giving themselves awards. Trump showed it can be real.

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Wiggleworm 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s a trap! He will only win it if he loses in November so they can mock him by saying world peace was achieved by him leaving office. I’d rather him get a big November win and get shunned by this committee. I don’t see him winning both.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 7 points ago +7 / -0

KEK wills it Pede!

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thanksobama 1 point ago +1 / -0

If 'Big Papa Cheeto' doesn't get it, I nominate the wall

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ItsTooMuchWinning 6 points ago +7 / -1

The only thing I need him to win is the election.

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Liberty4All 5 points ago +5 / -0

I agree. And the Nobel prize is meaningless lately anyway.

Buuut... it would be fun for Trump to win it just to piss on Obama's "legacy" one more time. 😁

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chahn1138 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Obama's reaction to his legacy being Thanosed by Big Papa Cheeto would make me smile for the rest of my life."

MeToo X 10^100

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cgiles98 5 points ago +5 / -0

being Thanosed by Big Papa Cheeto

Kek

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Haitianbychoice360 5 points ago +5 / -0

What an epic prayer! God I love this place!! 🤣😂

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen

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bill_in_texas 5 points ago +5 / -0

He should cash the check, donate it to an American charity, then mail back the medal.....C.O.D. Tell 'em to give Obama another one.

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America_No_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

kinda like that he isn't in the same company as some who have been receiving it lately

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KAG_Master 4 points ago +4 / -0

No way those liberals give him that.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobel prize is a peice of shit but Trump winning will be lit.

I am prepared for whatever destiny brings us.

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barwhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Big Papa Cheeto" is now my favorite epithet of POTUS45.

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SonofaGunDealer12 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Nobel panel are a bunch of globalist cucks. They are never gonna give it to Trump. They only give it to other globalist cucks.

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Iseekekpeople 3 points ago +3 / -0

BIG CHEETO ENERGY

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Ishaye 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen

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Mad_Maximo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Usually the darker substance is supposed to be doing the eclipsing.

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FUDGEreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

"If the president was to aid world peace, people would root for war."

Whelp, here we are.

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DatNewbChemist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude brought stability to the Korean Peninsula in a way that hasn't been seen for 50 years. (Do people not appreciate how incredibly big of a deal it is that all three leaders - Un, Moon, and Trump - crossed the DMZ and were able to engage in deescalation talks??? The stability that brought to the world is enormous.) He'd didn't just say the word "change" a lot (unlike a certain previous president), he's actually doing things.

I still love how when I deciding back in 2015 on whether or not I liked him, I watched a ton of his old interviews from back in the 90s and 80s and he had endlessly said that he would not want to be president and would only step in if he felt like the US truly needed him. Proof is right freaking there. Decades of presidents unable to resolve the North Korea issue and in a few years he made more headway than so many before him. Iran keeps getting uppity and begins training terrorists - something that could easily lead to another Benghazi or (worse) 9/11 - Trump flat out annihilates one of Iran's most prominent military heads and tells them to back off or find out what happens.

He is a man of action that gets successful results. Period. He's approaching this presidential office exactly the way it needed to be approached, from the viewpoint of a successful business head coming in to clean up the mess the incompetent previous CEO left.

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Supernaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seconding the big ups for Nork passivation. When GEOTUS was trading tweets with Round Mound Un, I called it with my local network: DJT planning future legacy ala Nixon's Gynah moment but more bigly. Reunified peninsula in the cards? That said, satellite photos now show preps for October saber rattling. Pfft. Send SecState and Dennis Rodman for a 1-2 c-combo breaker.

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MaoHatesSparrows 2 points ago +2 / -0

They gave a Peace Prize to Yassar Arafat, who was a terrorist leader rich off stolen aid money. It's an insult more than an accomplishment.

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LibertyForAll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Papa Cheeto

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Ande 2 points ago +2 / -0

When he wins, I think he should have an enlarged version of the medal made and wear it around his neck like Flavor Flav.

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Khryn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want this so bad too. But it's just a mockery now after Drone Strike-bama won it.

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letrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sad it's not sooner though. 2021.

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Emperorvoid 2 points ago +2 / -0

I lol'ed at Big Papa Cheeto! Left can't have anything!

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Trumpbaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

I say this same prayer everynight.

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Tanon 2 points ago +2 / -0

A hundred & nineteen years of absolutely shit hypocrisy. An award for “peace” funded by the ass-hat that made millions in the 1800s from bofors (still makes guns/cannons) and fucking dynamite.

That’s like getting a participation trophy for every asshole I’ve shot in the face, heart, or pelvic girdle.

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66_Chevelle_SS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Papa Cheeto! LMAO!

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Dckman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen.

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f_bastiat 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then Trump turn it down by saying, "nah, peace is the prize."

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TheRedPlanet 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s non starter, Republicans aren’t given peace prizes.

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commie_k1ller 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen

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jackasskicker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump rejecting it would be a slap in the face for Obummer.

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Joanie-Detlefsen 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Best Prize for the Win is the Presidency on 11/3. The rest is garbage distraction. Always hanging on his coattails for relevance is one thing but the insane cruelty running amok with commie style infiltration of all consumer products, retail chains, food corruption. The list goes on into the medical side of snoaxing, is cruel on steroids. Fires. You name it, surveillance, others call it Dragonfly tracking. No. They need to STFU and get out of the way of road to greatness. And pay their dues to the war machine. Then beg for forgiveness after the Inauguration.

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libman 1 point ago +2 / -1

Trump should take a piss on the Nobel prize and walk away.