That new COD looking good
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The san francisco version is called Call of Doody.
Omg that was actually funny for a change, Dad.
You really gotta watch where you step in game called Call of Doody.
Press F to dodge Doody
WAFFLE STOMP!!!
pre ordering now
I want the based "Kyle travels to Portland" expansion pack.
Kek
Wtf, who downvotes Kek?
Salty redditers
Death sentence for all waffle stompers!
Gives the term 'strapping on your shit kickers' a new twist, huh?
LMAO
The Kamala Harris expansion pack: The Call of "Do Me".
Call it Doody 4
Caca of Doody Number Two!!
Call of Shooty: Watch out for Doody?
Reminds me of a classic, moving story as told in song!
Shit like this is why I love this place.
Call of Duty: Peaceful Warfare
*Mostly peaceful warfare
A shooty, but mostly peaceful warfare.
They should add a "peaceful protest" mode but it's only knives, shields, molotovs, grenades, and handguns as the power weapons. Each team gets a VIP named Kyle with one M4 and no spare mags.
Man, a legit game mode.. And had already come to fruition.. 2020.
Nah they will make a game where you are killing alt right Nazi’s /s
In all their WW2 games you played as a communist.
At least in Blops 2 they had the balls to make the Soviets the bad guys.
I’m old enough to remember Command & Conquer. Fighting as the allies and taking down the Commies!!!
I thought played as the allies in world at war?
Including the Soviets.
I know not all Russians were full-blown commies but not all Germans were full-blown nazis either.
They should also have an option to play as Antifa so you can blow yourself up with fireworks and light your feet on fire then dance around like a clown.
Can we shout "shoot me nigga!" in chat?
COD: Escape From Kenosha
I have lived in Portland all my life and of course hate it.
So the other night my gf takes me and two of her coworkers to a comedy club to see some guy I've never heard of (some Youtube guy, JP something) and it's right on Hawthorne which has historically been a progressive hippy street for decades. I'm angry I have to be there and I'm rude to everyone in site who I despise for simply being in that area and looking like they do.
But get this... the two comedians that opened for this guy -- both from Portland -- shit all over the virus death rate (how low it is) they shit on Portland, Biden, etc. And the crowd is eating it up and applauding. THIS IS IN PORTLAND.
One of the comedians asks a couple in the front row what they do, you know playing off their answers, the woman is a nurse. To look at her she's the typical Karen-Progressive-Cunt. He asks if the virus is a big deal and she says "No" the audience starts cheering and applauding. He asks her advice on how to deal with it all and she says "Just live your normal life and you'll be fine" audience cheers again (me being one of them).
The headliner comes on and shits on Biden, shits on Epstein, definitely shits on Bill Gates and his wife. goofs on how people are acting all this time with their mask bullshit, and not only is everyone agreeing with all of this there isn't one dissenter in the crowd. And this crowd def had some soys and chicks with hairy armpits.
tl;dr even Portland is waking up.
Would you happen to have seen Awaken with JP? That's a great YouTube channel!
Just looked and that is the guy for sure. He's ok for someone that lives in Austin.
I generally don't trust people from Austin.
If you are blessed to live in the greatest state in the greatest country in the world, why would you pick Austin?
Good to know that there are other sane people in Portland. I saw a boat in the river with Trump flags, so people are still being cautious, but a little more open.
Eh, it is what it is. I'm happy there's at least some conservatives there, keeps the place from getting too out of hand.
It’s relieving to hear stories like these. Thank you for sharing. I believe people all over are waking up and will continue to do so.
Great story PDX pede! Don't forget stand up comics were hit hard by shutdowns. clubs closed, gigs canceled, EcT. Good comics are also amazing mirrors of a society.
Where's general RITTENHOUSE👏👏👍👍😎🇺🇸💪
Right there on the front cover, c’mon man!
Other antifa 'medics' use their tourniquets on comrade's necks to stop head wounds from bleeding
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
If the makers of Call of Duty wanted to really revive their brand and become the most popular game ever do THIS with Antifa as the enemy.
Antifa Zombies mode, but they're not zombies. >:)
Rated M for pervasive strong language and screeching
Rated T for Transgender
I believe the correct nomenclature is "TRANNY"!!
lel; I got banhammered on faecesbook for saying that and I never went back.
Rated LGBTQRHBUJY6%X5
Thank you for finally recognizing me. I can’t tell you how hard it is not being allowed to identify as %.
Remember...no Californian...
" Americas Last hope Private Kyle Rittenhouse escapes Jail with the help from a local militia, He then proceeds to wipe out all communists from the streets of Portland and avenge the death of fellow warrior Aaron Danielson"
The crazy thought you made me realize is, many of the commies trying to kill Kyle probably were from Portland
RAMIREZ! TAKE DOWN THAT HIND WITH THIS SUPER SOAKER!
Press F to mix shit slush bottle before throwing.
She answered the door, IN THAT?
"If I remember, this was supposed to be a purposly controversal game. About liberal extremist attacking the rich."
Globalist probably cancelled this game as it was too close to their agenda.
Deploy the mostly peaceful steamrollers!
Is there going to be a zombie commie partition?!?
For the BLM version, it's "Call of Booty."
Infantry weapons and equipment has advanced so much that even regular federal police look like navy seals from 2011
I want to frame this
if there was a non SJW game where you bust up antifa and BLM rioters, i would play it
Don't let your game-memes be dreams
Fallout Portland or Half-Life Portland
Antifa is infested with headcrabs.
I gotta say though... I had the idea since 2001. These games need to hook up with mapping and satellite companies and literally make localized maps for all sorts of games. Imagine nfs or gta by county.
What I'm getting at, I'd totally play cod portland... Or better yet, a more local city
Don't want to travel all the way to Portland huh? I hear ya, I haven't been into Portland in 6 years and I live 45 min away.
Configuration:
1 - Primary Weapon
2 - Secondary Weapon
3 - Knife
4 - Grenade
5 - Unmarked White Van
Where's Kyle??
You forgot the Rated M for mature. Then the day 1 pre order bonus and all that other cover stuff :P
Call of Doody - rated M for manure!
Can it beat COD: Kenosha?
The doodies have called and the clean up crew has shown up.
I’ve instantly go buy a 500 dollar ps5 if they made it possible to shoot screeching Antifa faggots in the game. Fuck it! I’d buy one for every family member.
Are you paying attention Activision? You money grubbing whores, make this a thing. It's got $$$ written all over it.
Do I have to pay extra for a kyle skin?
You have to make it past the cuckolds with umbrellas and cardboard shields, then the line of "moms", finally to reach the boss....a jogger twerking on the ruins of civilization.
COD: Blue state Ops
If they had a mod on GTAV to make a bunch of commie spouting, antifa looking, Molotov wielding, highway blocking crowds that would try and pull you out of your car and beat you to death if you slow down, I would play that game all day long running through them with different trucks.
Maybe the guys who do the Postal series could do this, ah... Running With Scissors?
Pre-Order for the Kenosha map with Kyle Rittenhouse character skin...
There is a kill streak where the enemy sets their own feet on fire.
Is this the one where you suit up and stand around watching rioters and looters destroy the city you're sworn to protect?
I haven't bought a CoD game in years, but I totally would if they made one where you have to liberate the country from antfa lol
Frag out!!
I’d pay to kill commies.
Antifa giving Nazi Zombies a run for their money!
I'd like to call in a VTOL Warship.
I’d buy this in a heartbeat
Cold war can't be a coincidence riiight?
I strongly recommend that you buy the Law and Order DLC but skip the loot boxes.
I hear the ending is swift and takes only 30 minutes!
My personal favorite in the series.
Carl would be shaking his head at this whole display in Portland. He raised Eddie to be better than these kids.
Just go to the Pacific Northwest and do it for reals!