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Trump2024 78 points ago +79 / -1

Just to clarify this before there are any hurt fee-fees. Yes, it's true that the Egyptian Pharaohs were not black but their slaves were. There are numerous hieroglyphics that make it very clear. You can easily differentiate between the royalty and the slaves and that they were different colors. Here is just one example, that is very similar to what is happening now. Joggers blocking traffic so the lighter skinned chariot driver runs them the fuck over. It's like they just don't learn.

http://www.westernspring.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/28177_407827949314106_1766428408_n.jpg

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Cesare_Borgia 49 points ago +49 / -0

There were a small number of Nubian, so actual black African, pharaoh's as well. This was rare though and only occurred after conquest by said Nubians.

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Julius_Severus 45 points ago +45 / -0

Correct

There was a black Nubian dynasty, but it was hundreds of years after the Egyptian empire, which was hundreds of years after the pyramids were built.

The only really remarkable thing the Nubian dynasty did was get conquered by the Assyrians

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-fifth_Dynasty_of_Egypt

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Chaotikizm 4 points ago +5 / -1

Are you trying to tell me the creation of the "Wonders of the world" stopped when the blacks moved in?

Ain't that some shit...

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YUP!

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

History repeats itself. It’s wild how relevant that is to today. I’ve seen that great pic before too. Holy shit you ARE right about the colors!!!!! Facts the slaves were black!!!!wow thanks that pic proves it! As someone said below, why are they not asking for sweet reparations in Egypt? Lmaoo. Blacks claim they ran Egypt when they were literal slaves... also as a pede said below no Roman of status ever dated a black woman of color

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Trump2024 21 points ago +21 / -0

If you look at the picture even closer you will see the light skin Egyptians with spear/sword-like weapons shredding through the Antifa/BLM idiots with their home made shields. The Egyptians even have their dogs chewing them up. The important takeaway of this is that a precedent has been set thousands of years ago that when joggers are blocking the road the only way around the problem is directly through the problem.

SPEZ - added a word

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1776-or-1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is amazing

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IAbsolutelyDare 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's not slaves per se, that's from the war chest of our boy King Tut, and shows him laying waste to the Nubians, Egypt's eternal enemy. The battle is probably exaggerated a bit given he was a thirteen year old with a gimpy leg, but the skin colors are typical of how they portrayed them everywhere else.

Btw, if anyone wants to bring chariots to Portland, I'm totally in.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is most likely one of the battles between Upper Egypt (Ethiopia) and Lower Egypt (the Pharaohs/Egyptian Empire). This shows that at least the soldiers were lighter skinned. The only slaves pictured are the 3 with fans (darker skin) running in an attempt to keep up with the Pharaoh on the chariot.

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reddeadpill 11 points ago +11 / -0

Joggers blocking traffic so the lighter skinned chariot driver runs them the fuck over.

Kek. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Then I saw the link and kekd even more.

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dixond 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit my sides :'-D