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HillarysBeaverMunch 32 points ago +32 / -0

I would like to offer myself. As you know, there is no requirement that the person be a lawyer.

It would be a breath of fresh air, and I would install a huge half pipe in front of the building.

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Msmcontrolsnarrative 18 points ago +18 / -0

We would consider it but your user name made us puke.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, I'd revert to my gang name, T-Dog, or even my Mexican gang name, Flaco Loco.

But this raises an important point: I had no control over what my parents named me. To attack me over this immutable trait makes you a bigot!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

We already have a beaver muncher on the court

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hillaryforprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

Surely they could use a freestyle motocross track in front too, and live music, because how can anyone make a decision without music.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

How have our usernames never crossed paths before? It's like that episode of Sex in the City where the female whore character meets her male equivalent.

Not that I have ever seen that show.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

It will have all sorts of features, trust me on this.

There is a place in TX to ride mountain bikes. It has a ski lift to the top, thus removing the requirement to ride uphill, ever. It seems so obvious now.