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lyintedscrews 465 points ago +470 / -5

It rings true

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CisSiberianOrchestra 412 points ago +412 / -0

This is one of the more plausible 4chan posts from somebody claiming to be an insider that I've seen. But it still may be a larp.

I guess we'll know it's real if Biden pisses himself in public.

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keepwinning 340 points ago +340 / -0

Autists will analyze the depends outline on his trousers to confirm.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 200 points ago +200 / -0

This could read as sarcasm, but this is /pol/ we are talking about. lol

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ztrich007 106 points ago +106 / -0

They carry out the Lord’s work

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Mynamesprivate 29 points ago +29 / -0

The he will not divide us flag game winners? Yeah, this should be good.

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Brownwaterboys 96 points ago +96 / -0

we were doing it with hillary, with her anti seizure glasses, whatever was attached to her legs on 911,, braces probably. And of course Doc Chocolate and his laser pointer...anyone else remember DOC CHOC?

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ChickNorris 66 points ago +66 / -0

I member. I also remember she had some kind of brace on her back or some sort of pack that was always covered by those big jackets and moo moos she wore. It was still noticeable though.

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Wheredidiputit 38 points ago +38 / -0

Hes dead now btw

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MudDog 6 points ago +6 / -0

I always called him based epipen guy

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jslenterprises 6 points ago +6 / -0

You Mean 'Doc Choctopus' right?

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Skippy_theSwampBeast 1 point ago +1 / -0

DOC CHOC, did not kill himself. May he rest in peace

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stellamonkey 45 points ago +45 / -0

both of my folks ended up in "pullups" before their ultimate demise (RIP mum and dad) - fit is extremely important. the leaking is really bad if you don't get the right fit. my mum had dementia (not alzeimers) - not really good days at all, only downhill a bit each day. I would say Biden's apparent (to me) weight loss is an issue - they don't eat much after a point, eventually nothing. Based on how Joe seemed in the spring at the Dem debates, compared to how he seems now? Things are moving rapidly with his dementia.

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jive-ass-turkey 17 points ago +17 / -0

You see the video where he recognizes Jill in the middle of a stammering answer and bizarrely introduces her and tells the crowd he's her husband?

First time I felt bad for the guy.

I snapped out of it, as I save my pity for humans, but my point stands.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

I noticed the weight loss too and knew he was in a bad way. My gram had the dementia too and I remember her just losing interest in food or forgetting to eat. That plus the incontinence then comes the loss of motor control. If joe wins, they will have to replace him by February.

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quodvox 8 points ago +8 / -0

Are you kidding - they'll find the brand and the size.

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Cough 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probally already been done by now

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Brownwaterboys 149 points ago +150 / -1

Biden pissing himself during a Trump debate beat down would go down as the most epic moment in american political history.

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Stain 54 points ago +54 / -0

subscribe

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IcedCovfefe 14 points ago +14 / -0

I like the cut of your jib, fren.

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PropagandaWizard1984 33 points ago +33 / -0

If 4chan OP is correct Biden would never last a full debate. I am still saying it never happens.

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yeahbuddyFspez 27 points ago +27 / -0

You see his "coughing" fits today?They are laying the groundwork for him to miss the debates, I guarantee it.

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Skogin 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can’t see it happening either.

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TP4bunghole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wuhan virus to the rescue!

Cured on Nov. 4.

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

And he probably wouldn't lose any voters.

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HereComesTheSunny 5 points ago +5 / -0

They would likely catheterize him and tape it all in place before letting that happen!

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Skippy_theSwampBeast 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did not realise I needed this

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iPertinax 61 points ago +62 / -1

IMO the part about Seth Rich is a little too pandering to the crowd, so I'm going with larp - but very believable otherwise.

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Nerdrem 15 points ago +16 / -1

I mean, Seth Rich was a Bernie guy working on a DNC campaign after Bernie was out. The parallels are enough that I wouldn't be at all shocked that it would be at least commented on by them, if not seriously.

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iPertinax 23 points ago +23 / -0

To us, that's why I call it pandering. I doubt even 10% of democrats know the name Seth Rich. Honestly doubt more than 10% of Republicans do.

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is actually plausible though it does stink of fan service too.

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quodvox 23 points ago +23 / -0

God, can you imagine if that happened during the debates. That would be god-tier kek.

Naturally, the press would gaslight and all of the re-runs would be digitally retouched to eliminate the dark spot on his pants.

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Philhelm 15 points ago +16 / -1

The memes would be remembered for 1,000 years.

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FluffiPuff 15 points ago +15 / -0

If they put him in baggier suits you'll have a clue- I'm certain they won't take the chance, and will use depends.

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21JAN2025 23 points ago +23 / -0

I too can confirm, that you said you have four anonymous sources, that confirmed that this was a 4chan post.

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quodvox 20 points ago +20 / -0

ALL FOUR CHANS!

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nakedjay 19 points ago +19 / -0

Congratulations, you now have the qualifications to write for The Atlantic.

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IcedCovfefe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have five anonymous sources who also confirm.

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see your "anonymous sources" and raise you a "source familiar with the situation".

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Atlantic should have you on payroll by now.

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the_archivist 43 points ago +43 / -0

Of course it's true.

Biden is the perfect deep state plant.

His handlers have absolute control over him.

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rebelde_sin_causa 29 points ago +29 / -0

the primary against Hart was '88, but otherwise

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MichelleObamasDong 33 points ago +33 / -0

Can't blame him considering we're living in 1984.

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HuggableBear 27 points ago +28 / -1

I WANT TO BELIEVE