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CisSiberianOrchestra 412 points ago +412 / -0

This is one of the more plausible 4chan posts from somebody claiming to be an insider that I've seen. But it still may be a larp.

I guess we'll know it's real if Biden pisses himself in public.

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keepwinning 340 points ago +340 / -0

Autists will analyze the depends outline on his trousers to confirm.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 200 points ago +200 / -0

This could read as sarcasm, but this is /pol/ we are talking about. lol

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ztrich007 106 points ago +106 / -0

They carry out the Lord’s work

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JKillen 84 points ago +86 / -2

I just went to r/pol and they make this place look fucking tame. lol.

Edit: Freudian slip from my blue pilled days. I realized I called it r/pol and not just /pol/

Lol

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meals23 28 points ago +28 / -0

of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these

/pol/ was right again

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Mynamesprivate 29 points ago +29 / -0

The he will not divide us flag game winners? Yeah, this should be good.

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Emperorvoid 23 points ago +23 / -0

I am just jonesing for another season of that show... He will not divide us... I still fondly recall the NY beginnings... Each season got better and better till the Producer lost his shit and went on a racist tirade in a fast food joint on video... Good times!

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 3 points ago +3 / -0

He will nut inside us. REEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Honk4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Capture the flag was amateur hour. It took them less than 12 hours to ID the Portland shooter and call his sister. All from a grainy video of a guy running away from the shooting.

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Brownwaterboys 96 points ago +96 / -0

we were doing it with hillary, with her anti seizure glasses, whatever was attached to her legs on 911,, braces probably. And of course Doc Chocolate and his laser pointer...anyone else remember DOC CHOC?

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ChickNorris 66 points ago +66 / -0

I member. I also remember she had some kind of brace on her back or some sort of pack that was always covered by those big jackets and moo moos she wore. It was still noticeable though.

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Brownwaterboys 58 points ago +58 / -0

ya braces, and on 911 you could see the piece of metal and even hear it ping when it hit the ground. Omfg those moo moo's lol aww everyday is a good day since Trump came down that escalator

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Wheredidiputit 38 points ago +38 / -0

Hes dead now btw

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Registered 24 points ago +24 / -0

He is?

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Q83FYpmVZM 13 points ago +13 / -0

Unless he's talking to Time from behind the pearly gates, he's not dead.

https://time.com/5535269/stay-safe-political-rallies/

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MudDog 6 points ago +6 / -0

I always called him based epipen guy

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jslenterprises 6 points ago +6 / -0

You Mean 'Doc Choctopus' right?

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Skippy_theSwampBeast 1 point ago +1 / -0

DOC CHOC, did not kill himself. May he rest in peace

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stellamonkey 45 points ago +45 / -0

both of my folks ended up in "pullups" before their ultimate demise (RIP mum and dad) - fit is extremely important. the leaking is really bad if you don't get the right fit. my mum had dementia (not alzeimers) - not really good days at all, only downhill a bit each day. I would say Biden's apparent (to me) weight loss is an issue - they don't eat much after a point, eventually nothing. Based on how Joe seemed in the spring at the Dem debates, compared to how he seems now? Things are moving rapidly with his dementia.

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jive-ass-turkey 17 points ago +17 / -0

You see the video where he recognizes Jill in the middle of a stammering answer and bizarrely introduces her and tells the crowd he's her husband?

First time I felt bad for the guy.

I snapped out of it, as I save my pity for humans, but my point stands.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

I noticed the weight loss too and knew he was in a bad way. My gram had the dementia too and I remember her just losing interest in food or forgetting to eat. That plus the incontinence then comes the loss of motor control. If joe wins, they will have to replace him by February.

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Assault-Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

My MIL passed in late July. Had dementia. 3 years in assisted living, with the last one being a reeeealllll fast decline in mental acuity. Then a final 3 months in a nursing home. Fucking sad. And I see in Joe what i saw in her.

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quodvox 8 points ago +8 / -0

Are you kidding - they'll find the brand and the size.

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Cough 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probally already been done by now

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Brownwaterboys 149 points ago +150 / -1

Biden pissing himself during a Trump debate beat down would go down as the most epic moment in american political history.

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Stain 54 points ago +54 / -0

subscribe

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IcedCovfefe 14 points ago +14 / -0

I like the cut of your jib, fren.

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tom_of_rj_fame 2 points ago +2 / -0

[email protected]: "Joe, JOE. Are you ok." OMG, We need the opening exorcist scene (the piano-pissing) with Trump at the piano and the Biden head on Megan to simulate the event.

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PropagandaWizard1984 33 points ago +33 / -0

If 4chan OP is correct Biden would never last a full debate. I am still saying it never happens.

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yeahbuddyFspez 27 points ago +27 / -0

You see his "coughing" fits today?They are laying the groundwork for him to miss the debates, I guarantee it.

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Skogin 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can’t see it happening either.

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TP4bunghole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wuhan virus to the rescue!

Cured on Nov. 4.

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Strange how all these "coincidences" are happening in the favor of Dems and against GEOTUS. So strange huh??

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

And he probably wouldn't lose any voters.

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HereComesTheSunny 5 points ago +5 / -0

They would likely catheterize him and tape it all in place before letting that happen!

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Skippy_theSwampBeast 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did not realise I needed this

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iPertinax 61 points ago +62 / -1

IMO the part about Seth Rich is a little too pandering to the crowd, so I'm going with larp - but very believable otherwise.

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Nerdrem 15 points ago +16 / -1

I mean, Seth Rich was a Bernie guy working on a DNC campaign after Bernie was out. The parallels are enough that I wouldn't be at all shocked that it would be at least commented on by them, if not seriously.

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iPertinax 23 points ago +23 / -0

To us, that's why I call it pandering. I doubt even 10% of democrats know the name Seth Rich. Honestly doubt more than 10% of Republicans do.

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Skogin 7 points ago +8 / -1

Bernie brie are the ones that matter in this context: Do they know Seth Rich?

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prospektor 6 points ago +6 / -0

People working on campaigns will know him. Of course they must be aware of what is going on and what topics are pushed by the opponent's campaign and supporters. Especially when pedes were commenting a lot abouth him as replies to messages posted by Dems. So pretty much everybody involved with the social media messaging in the campaign would know all about it. I'm pretty sure almost everybody in the DNC campaign staff knows about QAnon as well, whereas most Americans won't know anything about it. They have to stay in the loop, they have to monitor, and they have to react.

And Bernie bros, quite a substantial amount of them was almost at war with the DNC after Hillary "stole the nomination". It's not unreasonable to expect a lot of them have been using Seth Rich as another attack angle back then.

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is actually plausible though it does stink of fan service too.

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quodvox 23 points ago +23 / -0

God, can you imagine if that happened during the debates. That would be god-tier kek.

Naturally, the press would gaslight and all of the re-runs would be digitally retouched to eliminate the dark spot on his pants.

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Philhelm 15 points ago +16 / -1

The memes would be remembered for 1,000 years.

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FluffiPuff 15 points ago +15 / -0

If they put him in baggier suits you'll have a clue- I'm certain they won't take the chance, and will use depends.