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Brownwaterboys 58 points ago +58 / -0

ya braces, and on 911 you could see the piece of metal and even hear it ping when it hit the ground. Omfg those moo moo's lol aww everyday is a good day since Trump came down that escalator

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Emperorvoid 12 points ago +12 / -0

It seems Democrats only have decrepits now for their front runners. So, should there be an official name change?

THE DECREPIT PARTY! Donkey now has someone with a gun at its head to put it down.

Ok just had to make this quickly... LOL

https://imgur.com/a/oJs3FTK

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MikePlacid 7 points ago +7 / -0

Deja vu: Brezhnev and a Teleprompter:

Brezhnev, a former ruler of Russia, comes to address a big Communist party meeting, and starts: "Dear Comrades Imperialists," The whole hall perked up - "what did he say??" Brezhnev tried again... "Dear Comrades Imperialists," Well, by now the hall was in pandemonium - was he trying to call them Imperialists? Then, an advisor walked over to the podium and pointed to the speech for Brezhnev. "Oh..." he muttered, and started again: "Dear Comrades, Imperialists are everywhere."