1882 Portland Police arrested Bryan Michael Kelley, 36. He's accused of using a powerful laser to injure the eyes of cops last month at an #antifa riot. He's charged w/class B felony assault, felony unlawful use of a weapon & more. His bail is $257k. (twitter.com) posted 220 days ago by QuranIsToiletPaper 220 days ago by QuranIsToiletPaper +1882 / -0 81 comments share 81 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (81) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 5 ▼ – jive-ass-turkey 5 points 219 days ago +5 / -0 I like this but only if we give him the laser back first. Poetically, that really should be his only means of defense. Call it Thunderdome 2020 and stream it live. We may be sitting on a gold mine here people. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – magaspif 2 points 219 days ago +2 / -0 it may seem funny but when fights devolve like this would we are talking about scratching and biting and screaming. permalink parent save report block reply
I like this but only if we give him the laser back first.
Poetically, that really should be his only means of defense.
Call it Thunderdome 2020 and stream it live.
We may be sitting on a gold mine here people.
it may seem funny but when fights devolve like this would we are talking about scratching and biting and screaming.