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CoronalDischarge 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm a fuckin' Vegan and I still would go for the Big mack and Fries!!!

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Reclaimer69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gahh. That's tough. Can't I just leave it all in the fire?

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Whoopies_tds 2 points ago +2 / -0

C&G and then toss them in the trash

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ChelseaHubbell 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd take the big mac and jussie just so I can bitch slap him with the shitty burger

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Libertysheimdall1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would not save any of them, and instead head over the gas station and buy some fuel to add to the fire. The sacrifice of the Big Mac and fries would be worth it.

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gummibarenaked 1 point ago +1 / -0

Juicy Smartass and Omar.

My thinking is to save the two who would serve the most amount of time if brought to justice, and who could actually be possible to indict.

HRC will never be punished for any actual crimes that she committed. If you've been paying attention it should be clear to everyone by now that we have an unwritten rule in this country that former presidents, vice presidents and those who run for president or vice president can never be prosecuted for any crimes. It stinks. But here we are and this is it.

Pelosi would be the most difficult to get an indictment on. For almost anything bad that she ever did she would undoubtedly hide behind her legislative position and argue that everything she decided was a political action and therefore not subject to prosecution even if it turned out to be illegal and/or stupid in hindsight.

Even campaign finance violations need to be extremely egregious before the FBI would look into it. More often than not the unwritten rule is to resolve it like they did with Bob Menendez -- don't run again and we'll forget the whole thing. Menendez was more crooked than a dog's hind leg.

AOC is a red-pill machine gun dispensor for the Conservative side. So let's keep her where she is at.

Maxine (Golden) Waters and Mike are two that I don't really think about ever if I can avoid it. I will continue to pray for them when I can't block them out of my mind.

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EANB2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it was a different burger, then yes. But I’d choose the fries (cuz they’d be extra crispy) and.... Jussie to let him know I wouldn’t leave him hanging.

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PhilMcKankles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hate to admit it but I'd probably rescue C and I. (She's irrelevant enough that it wouldn't matter, and she'd probably reward me with millions)

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Trumperette1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry. It was a total loss. I heard it was a molotov cocktail.