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HuggableBear 86 points ago +87 / -1

There's even more propaganda here too. Ask yourself why this particular South Carolina citizen gets her own story in a national news outlet?

We all know it's because she's a teacher. So obviously opening schools must be dangerous for the teachers, right?

She never encountered a student. Her last day in the building was Aug. 28. School started Aug. 31, and she was teaching virtually.

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Ligersrule1 13 points ago +13 / -0

A 4.0 on the woke scale!

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 4 points ago +4 / -0

5.0 on the richter scale

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GnuYow 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only she would posthumously come out as gay!

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TheBroodwich 14 points ago +14 / -0

I work for a multi billion dollar market cap global company. This year our small site has had a death due to diabetes and a death due to cancer, nothing was said about them outside the local site, but the TWO covid deaths among the ENTIRE COMPANY got huge writeups in the newsletter and safety meetings.........<smh>

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BaronFalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

The school district said it ...instructed custodians to deeply clean the school "with EPA approved virucides and electrostatic disinfecting machines,” the paper reported, referring to the federal Environmental Protection Agency.

lol

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SocialJudgmntWarrior 66 points ago +66 / -0

The correct medical term here is "morbidly obese".

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PantsJihad 45 points ago +45 / -0

Also acceptable are "Ham Planet" and "Caloric Singularity"

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SocialJudgmntWarrior 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dr: Maa'm. I've diagnosed your disorder. In medical terms, your suffering from Land Whaleitist.

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Butter golem

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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

Endomorphic

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BaronFalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

*large boned. Like whale bones.

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AGuyFromAus 39 points ago +39 / -0

Well done for archiving it.

And that photo pretty much proves it ... sad as it is, that woman is not going to be one of the very small percentage who died without co-morbidities.

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Choomguy 27 points ago +27 / -0

Yeah she died of covid..., i wanna see an autopsy report...

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Bramble 30 points ago +30 / -0

They'll all say "absent covid she wouldn't have died!!"

I just think "absent morbid obesity, she wouldn't have died from covid, what's your point"

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SuddenlyClintoned 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean, 28 year olds that are over double their "healthy" weight die from that all the time.

I'm not sure you can even declare "absent covid..." on most of them.

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BaronFalcon 6 points ago +6 / -0

According to recent medical research, 1 in 5 (over 500K) deaths in US are from obesity. However, almost all diabetes is from being overweight. The number one killer is heart disease, and two of the largest risk factors are obesity and diabetes. Basically if you examine heart disease and its risk factors, most of it boils down to being morbidly obese.

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Southern_Belle 34 points ago +34 / -0

Interesting how they mention "heavy hearts" more than once.

Subliminally telling us how she really died, I suppose.

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V43_of_ii_dim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine cutting open a worn out softball and finding it was filled with ricotta cheese.

That’s what this woman’s heart probably looked like.

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culpfiction 2 points ago +2 / -0

Underrated comment!

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MassRelay 18 points ago +18 / -0

Died of "covid complications"

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Ligersrule1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like culinary complications to me.

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freedom_bigly 10 points ago +10 / -0

H A M B E A S T

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mellifluent 10 points ago +10 / -0

Some of her former co-workers said she was more than just a teacher for her students

She was also, apparently, a source of shade.

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Kerensky 3 points ago +3 / -0

I suspect she was developing her own gravitational field

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orange_dit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Always check for photo's when reading about "healthy" people dying from the wu-flu. These "healthy" people never really look healthy. The father of the woman featured in the DNC had a massive double chin.

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centexawesome 9 points ago +9 / -0

Without once stepping foot in a classroom this term.

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Rodrigo 7 points ago +7 / -0

OMG...Did anybody see her photo? She weighed more than any NFL player, for heaven's sake. I blame the medical community for refusing to cite co-morbidity as the leading cause of COVID-19 deaths!

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JoshHawley 6 points ago +6 / -0

“With heavy hearts...”

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AnthraciteCracker 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least she won't be teaching children anymore?

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RIPIsaacKappy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe some of them can learn a lesson from her unnecessary death.

It's okay to skip dessert sometimes little pedes. Don't turn into a big, fat pede.

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ThatGuyFromFark [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit and that was probably the most fattering photo Fox could find!

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misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who are you to say that 5'4" 300 lbs is unhealthy? Body shaming bigot!

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2WrongsMakeALeft 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like OP's headline much better! We started losing ground when we agreed to stop using language like this publicly.

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GAGASays 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pedes - get fit.

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Bewildered mortician discovers an entire Twinkie lodged in local teacher's aorta"

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

“With HEAVY hearts” lol

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Highenergyhotties 2 points ago +2 / -0

With heavy hearts

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chloebanana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twinkie related coronary 🤣 Fat positivity movement might have good results... looks like their don’t stick around for too long 🤣

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ThomasWashington 1 point ago +2 / -1

“With heavy hearts” yea due to fucking coronary complications from cheeseburgers

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bobobob 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope the "healthy at any size" movement dies after all of this, but I know these idiots will just double down.

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KAG4Life2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stunning and brave woman dies of Trump Virus.