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Grindelwald 107 points ago +107 / -0

I have never seen so many parades for a President in my very long life. Everywhere he goes. Someone should add them up.

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Psilocybik 51 points ago +51 / -0

Biden had 6 people at a gym last week. Check mate Drumphtard!

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misterLahey 11 points ago +11 / -0

He had three union goons meet him in a backyard last week, all spaced out by 6 feet. Feel the enthusiasm!

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MaxineWaters4Prez 10 points ago +10 / -0

He also had 3 pickup trucks behind him yesterday. One for every voter in the county.

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The_Bugout_Bag 10 points ago +10 / -0

And they are not for picking up illegals to do the lawn work...i swear.

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sad_State_of_Affairs 8 points ago +8 / -0

And more trump supporters were all over the entrance

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omegapede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look, fat, you're a damn liar!

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Pede3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Media + a few paid actors.

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fapoo 29 points ago +29 / -0

I remember the amount of people that came out for him when he visited INDIA! miles and miles of people and then their cricket stadium was PACKED.

And he's not even their President!

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Dereliction 25 points ago +25 / -0

Enthusiasm for Trump is SKY HIGH around Florida. Like nothing ever seen before.

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BidenTouchedMe 22 points ago +24 / -2

To be honest we only wear them in stores. Never had to outside. Florida has basically went on with life as normal. That really pisses the left off in the worst ways. I tell my five year old son some important things to keep him from being effected by this bullshit. I tell him wearing his mask isnt normal. I tell him not to take it seriuos and it will be over soon. I tell him we have to wear it simply to be respectful to businesses and the school that requires it. But I make it very clear that it is utter nonsense. Soon as this shits over he will toss that fucking mask and go on with his life unaffected.

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ZeroDeltaTango 11 points ago +11 / -0

RAISING THE NEXT GENERATION OF FREEFACES!

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NaturalAC1 9 points ago +9 / -0

The future is clear. The Maskers vs. The Freefaces

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ZeroDeltaTango 8 points ago +8 / -0

FREEFACES UNITE!

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Aquamine-Amarine 5 points ago +6 / -1

Never ever wear a mask. Don't give it to the brainwashing. Don't lie to him and say to wear it just to be respectful. That's bullshit.

The minute people start saying NO is when this garbage stops.

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Plugthegamey 2 points ago +2 / -0

My friend just visited me here in florida from san Francisco and he tried to guilt me about wearing my mask and shame me for not taking the virus serious enough. I was like hey this isnt California. Then he steps outside and says "oh my god dude it's so hot out, its impossible to wear my mask." I'm still angry that they shut down the water fountains at the public parks. Your child is more likely to die from dehydration in the summer in Florida than the corona virus.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

only in stores.

Yup. I keep mine in the car. Also just bought a new, proper one to replace my stack of paper surgical masks from the Trump Store, I hope it gets here soon.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh wait, I thought the video was of RBGs funeral procession.

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ZeroDeltaTango 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know right now it's been four minutes since it was posted but this is a seriously underrated comment

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SimpForMelania 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your name gives me anxiety

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

In peach fo fi

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_-Th0r-_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Myself, in my head, using Trump Voice:

“Have you ever seen anything like this? Of course not. Of course you haven’t. Only I can do this.”

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Ben45 41 points ago +41 / -0

HIGH ENERGY

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Dckman 20 points ago +20 / -0

100%

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TheMAGAnificent 9 points ago +9 / -0

I like to imagine that while Trump, who's lived a life in literally ivory towers, met the most powerful people in the world since this 20s, the most famous business man in america since the 70s, gets a little choked up seeing us normies have such strong fervor for him as President.

I like to think that he's a hard ass when it comes to business and politics, but he's getting a softer heart towards the american people. Instead of becoming jaded like Obama did over his tenure, trump seems to develop more compassion, love, and intense desire to protect us.

He's a true father to this nation.

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Skogin 7 points ago +7 / -0

❤️🇺🇸

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mynewspiritclothes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great comment. I don't have a tear in my eye... you do.

They're going to try to kill him.

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IJustWannaLurk 35 points ago +35 / -0

The only President in history so awesome that he had to depart twice in the subject line.

Two scoops.

Two genders.

Two terms.

Two departures.

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STILLVOTINGTRUMP 17 points ago +17 / -0

12 MORE YEARS!

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Double two terms.

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bellamy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twice as great!

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Kornstalx 9 points ago +9 / -0

<wha?

<scrolls up

<scrolls back to comment

<read it again and laugh my ass off

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patslimmy1 8 points ago +9 / -1

The double departing move. Rare but genius.

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IJustWannaLurk 3 points ago +3 / -0

More often used during the turn of the century, the double departing move was capable of laying waste to the most vicious of foes. Since then it has been replaced by the more "double arriving" move, but those with a more classic style of ass-kickery have been known to still employ the tactic.

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patslimmy1 1 point ago +2 / -1

hahah

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covfefe2cups 3 points ago +3 / -0

Double trouble! Looking forward to 4 more years of the meme war.

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HillarysHairyAss 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time travel confirmed!

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Ophelia 12 points ago +12 / -0

We ARE the rallies! 🇱🇷

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Ophelia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen Brother.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nobody actually believes democrats win elections. They can't even declare clear winners in their own primaries.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are finding ways to hold peaceful Trump protests. 👍

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Loc12 21 points ago +21 / -0

Everywhere he goes the streets are lined for miles with flags and supporters

The support and enthusiasm is unprecedented

Did Obama, Bush or Clinton ever see this kind of support on the ground? Yet they won their second terms easily

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Realistically, most Presidents with a good economy win reelection. All of the ones in my lifetime with a decent economy have won again.

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19American62Woman 14 points ago +14 / -0

Better than apple pie!

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CisSiberianOrchestra 13 points ago +13 / -0

Departing departing!

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Okieshartpostdoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 terms 2 scoops 2 genders 2 departings

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masterdrake 12 points ago +12 / -0

Florida is MAGA Country

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Pede3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make Alligators Great Again

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Isthisusedtoo 11 points ago +13 / -2

That video reminds me of what life was like back in the 1950s. Demographics are destiny people.

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VonBustacap 10 points ago +10 / -0

I saw one of these for Joe. Just kidding!

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puppetmaster3 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think the polls say FL will vote blue. Mmm. Not so much.

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IJustWannaLurk 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's this funny thing happening right now.

Biden is supposedly "ahead in the polls," but when you look at all of the micro-trends and demographics, Trump is currently out-pacing his actual 2016 results by large numbers ... in the polls now in 2020 ... which we all agree are heavily skewed. If this translates to November results, this isn't a close race at all.

Though I will say Creepy Joe does seem to have a stranglehold on the genderfluid, androgynous, panflute, stemme-cell, non-binary, binary nonconforming furry demographic ... that could spell trouble for Trump.

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Nola96 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can't wait for the "Trump insulted Hispanics" bombshell

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VinnyMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

There actually was a small crowd in Michigan yesterday for Biden...

But they were chanting 4 more years. 😂

I'm not kidding!

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

The officer righting that dude's noodle at 0:16-ish is hilarious!

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StumpSmasher2 8 points ago +8 / -0

CNN: Drumpf illegals uses NASA resources to campaign on Jupiter

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freedom_bigly 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't see how it couldn't be landslide in November. Oh, wait... dems cheating, yep that'll do it.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a helluva lot of cheating they will have to do and pull off through the recounts and audits that will come. I don't see how they.pull off that much fraud.

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Tenspot20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Florida Loves Trump!!!!

Broward County too!

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Slick_Willy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lived there, it fucking nice.

That intersection and the way he is coming from is from Jupiter Island, mega rich.

If you like beach living, it is hard to beat that area.

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Necrogasmic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I grew up there. Sadly the town grew out of my price range for reasonable living expenses.

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +4 / -1

Weird name aside, the town is know for being like fucking rich. Don’t know what the top US 10 richest cities are but Jupiter has to be up there.

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

So over a third making 100k a year isn’t fucking rich?

And note to self, don’t visit Darien, CT. I can’t imagine what kind of liberal thought cesspool that place is haha

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Necrogasmic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Grew up there. A ton of big names have houses there (Tiger woods, celine dion, burt reynolds, just to name a few) and I worked security at some of the high end areas. There are a handful of extremely low incoming housing developments and everything west of the highway is pretty rural. If you took those out the median income would easily be well over 100k.

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Elcidcampeador 1 point ago +1 / -0

Theres a difference between Jupiter on the mainland and Jupiter on the island. The island prices start in the millions.

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IJustWannaLurk 1 point ago +2 / -1

I doubt the town named itself Jupiter. I believe the people who settled there eventually named it Jupiter.

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Ophelia 10 points ago +13 / -3

So what. Enjoy fren

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Tryhardneckbeard 4 points ago +6 / -2

2 days....

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TheJJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

In 2016 Palm Beach County went 272,402 for Trump and 374,673 for Clinton. Wonder if it will change much.

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BOBON0101 [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Old news .. It's turned red 👍

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe Biden is totally leading in the polls!

Suck my dick. There isn't a person with an IQ above room temperature who seriously thinks Low Battery Joe will win this election.

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LaSimpleman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amazing how comfortable the cops are in these crowds :-)

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Teasingpenguin 5 points ago +5 / -0

HOW CAN HE NOT WIN Seriously?

We all already know the numbers support trump People swap from blue to RED Nobody is going from red to blue Logically he has to win Along with peace deals made and lowest unemployment and the cheap meds It’s a no brainier The ONLY thing trump COULD lose to is fraud That’s the only thing that needs to be focused on, managing the fraud could (where possible at all levels) would also show a bigger win (over a slight margin win) (which boosts morale) Or a win (over a potential loss) Even if you think you may win in a landslide anyway or have a chance of losing, it’s important either way to keep the fraud down and represent the numbers truthfully. https://ibb.co/9gFqxMr https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voter_turnout_in_the_United_States_presidential_elections#turnout_statistics To WIN fraud must be keep a vigilant eye on by people at all levels And voter turnout must go up It gets parroted around here a lot. BRING FRIENDS TO VOTE, give people a lift who can’t get there Motivate people 45% of people who WERE eligible to vote, didn’t vote at all Voter turnout was only around 35% i believe, for the midterms TLDR Vote - Help others vote too Limit fraud where possible Then A WIN is inevitable

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOW CAN HE NOT WIN Seriously?

Illegal immigrants still voting in huge numbers in places like CA, NC, and VA.

Communists manufacturing ballots. Like that mysterious shipment of filled ballots that appeared at the airport and Broward County sheriffs swept in to secure and whisk away to the ballot counters - which was in the news for a few minutes before being scrubbed.

And commie locusts who have migrated into conservative states en masse and fucked the electoral votes. That's how.

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WestPalm 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was great to have him in my home town! Saw his motorcade from work!

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BrotherSeven 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn it! I was just there! Tequesta Brewing was awesome!

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DonttrustChina 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never seen anything like that for Biden.

It's basically impossible Trump loses legitimately.

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StompTheLeft 5 points ago +5 / -0

BEST PRESIDENT EVER!

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Oleglory 5 points ago +5 / -0

God Bless America. Thank you President Trump.

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cosmichyperlapse 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love my hometown we're patriotic af!

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Necrogasmic 2 points ago +2 / -0

561

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cbonez416 4 points ago +4 / -0

America loves this president. I've never seen such love for a president in my life!!! Its amazing and hard to beleive that this is a close race at all!!!

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

CA has enough illegals, dead people, and fraud to outvote multiple states.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

But they have a finite number if Electoral votes, just like other states. Florida and Texas mute California.

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah that shit is 3rd world and someone need to step up and point it out!!!

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

As a resident of Martin County, the next adjacent county north of PB, and knowing what I know about the demographics of PB County (remember how they cant ever count ballots? A major thoroughfare was renamed President Barack Hussein Obama Blvd... used to be Old Dixie Hwy lol...there you have it), it warms my heart beyond words to see this much energy down there. Supporters eclipsed blms and other Joe Biden faggots by the size of actual Jupiter, the planet.

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sentient-potato 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at all those glorious pedes!

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HillaryAteMyBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Many in Bikinis 😏👍

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apierce918 4 points ago +4 / -0

remember when Biden left an area and nobody knew he ever arrived? lol, that was great - and it was yesterday

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Choppermagic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden has an advantage in that once he meets one of his few supporters, he forgets and can meet them again thinking its a new person! ha ha

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ZeroDeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

MASKS

SCHMASKS

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Necrogasmic 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's my hometown!

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Aluminoti 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happy to see the entire crowd is practicing Socialist Distancing

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Saltyspicoli27 3 points ago +3 / -0

This gives me the Patriot boner we deserve not the one we need

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BrianSolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a rock star.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hardly any cops.... they aren't needed. Trump supporters are very peaceful and just want to win.

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RedHawk44 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolute enthusiasm everywhere he goes... I love it!!!

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misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any word on the communists' sad protest at the Jupiter inlet lighthouse? LOL.

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chaosmojo 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s like Elvis

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frank_linenhopper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poor pool noodle guy

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hillarysdildont 3 points ago +3 / -0

Soon we will be reading about his departure from the real Jupiter.

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blacktankguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

At first I thought this post was about the conspiracy theory that POTUS was departing the planet Jupiter, because he is actually a time traveler who has the ability to do-over each day until he gets it perfect, and also presumably has the power to travel through interstellar space. (half kidding)