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Matrix_Exodus 38 points ago +39 / -1

I haven't watched sports this year due to the BLM bukkake, but if they had Pedo v. 800 lb Silverback on the Gorilla channel, I would never turn off the TV again.

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rootGoose 20 points ago +21 / -1

Gorillas are too gentle.

Chimps, on the other hand, are strong, viscous and provokable.

Put a naked pedo in with an enraged chimp and it’ll have those genitals ripped off and eyes scratched out in short order.

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Matrix_Exodus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes, but animals can sense evil. And until there is a chimp channel, I will have to watch the Gorilla Channel. Now theoretically, if they combined to an Ape Channel, the we are both winners!

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GoldenEagle1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we please put them in a lion enclosure? I'd pay to see that shit.

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DeportAntifa 9 points ago +10 / -1

Mother gorilla in a zoo enclosure with 3 pedos. Baby gorilla in a cage behind the pedos and sad baby gorilla noises playing over loudspeakers.

I’d pay several dollars to watch that.