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BidensHairyLegs 75 points ago +75 / -0

Bill Clinton card in the expansion pack??

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BIDENSACPADDICT 22 points ago +22 / -0

Thats the violent rape expansion.

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CuntyMcFuckBags 3 points ago +3 / -0

Complete with lip bite?

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MAGANYficent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also comes with a free cigar and batteries...

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GeneralBoobs 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're a little too young for Clinton based upon his victims and his cigar holding whore.

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MAGANatsFan 32 points ago +32 / -0

I expected Bill in there, but i guess he likes girls over 16.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 14 points ago +14 / -0

...pulse?

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BigFreedomBoner 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a "has" or "had" vibe to it is what I'm thinking.

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Randomwithaj 28 points ago +28 / -0

Do Clue next.

John Podesta, in the Comet Pizza basement, with the walnut sauce.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yah I thought he was into little boys, he seemed kinda out of place in this one...

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lolpaladins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake news. He isn’t sexist, he’ll take either boys or girls.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Adam Schiff, in a Chateau Marmont bungalow, with methamphetamines.

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slaphappy2 20 points ago +20 / -0

This is so funny i almost went full Biden ( losing control of all bodily functions ).

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CovefefeREEEE 6 points ago +6 / -0

Niiiiiiiiice.

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Impressive-Length 13 points ago +13 / -0

I thought the mystery would be whether your date was male or female.

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GeneralVeers 13 points ago +13 / -0

I was expecting the mystery dates to be spindly non-binaries with hair colors normally only seen on neon signs.

So, I'll be honest, this video was less creepy than I had been dreading. :)

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HistoryInvestigator 8 points ago +8 / -0

It was a little disappointing thought the same

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plaaaa 4 points ago +4 / -0

U r not allowed 2 know that!Thought police, halp!

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DefaultFreedom 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ah, a clockwork orange profile pic. Good taste.

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Fuck_commies_2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yup, very fitting. A bit of the old in-out, in-out is it?

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plastic_Strawman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Best thing for a pain in the gulliver.

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CT_MAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

When that first door opened and it was "Uncle Joe" that was pretty funny.

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leftcansuckmydick 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is wrong on so many levels. Love it.

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anthony Wiener with a wiener made me pee a little πŸ˜‚

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Berkeley 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish advertisements could go back to what they used to be :-)

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ModsBanPaleos 5 points ago +5 / -0

White girls only

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minotaurbeach 5 points ago +5 / -0

More like mystery rape game.

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gthog61 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hated that game back in the day because I actually dressed like "The Dud"

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charwoman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Depending on the version, you probably dressed like a future engineer, or perhaps a hard working farmer. Rewrite your script, and be proud of who you were, and who you became. And remember, some girls liked nerdy guys ;)

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gthog61 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks lady! I wasn't really torn up about it, I like it as a funny story!

like the one where I lost a bowling game to my 9 year old niece when I was still fairly young when I was really trying when she got mad about something and cried and pitched a fit for two frames without rolling a ball

Now you are thinking, "Oh this guy might really be a dud." haha

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charwoman 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, I get it. Good times!

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spez_this 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please have Weiner behind the door. Please have Weiner behind the door. ... Yeah, Weiner holding a weiner!!!

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CaptainRumington 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fact Check: False

They actually love both little girls and little boys.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Anthony Weiner pic is hilarious 🀣

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Dudemanfoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

SAVAGE.

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Abovethefray 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kindly insert a black girl into the group... this all white commercial confuses and scares me.

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raybiker73 3 points ago +3 / -0

My God this is savage and wonderful.

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CuntyMcFuckBags 3 points ago +3 / -0

Needs more Stephen Colbert.

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thelastlast 3 points ago +3 / -0

whats the graph?

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha, we have that game.

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LegalKekistani 2 points ago +2 / -0

Podessssta we have your emailllllllsss

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

He doesn't care. Nothing is hoing to happen to him. So frustrating.

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stoneguy74 2 points ago +2 / -0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŽπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’ͺ

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO NO NO NO NO NO

I just legit triggered

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Proudly_Deplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

They all make Poindexter look really good in comparison. :D

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you-know-im-right 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boomer memes aren’t funny