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deleted 53 points ago +53 / -0
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runonce 35 points ago +35 / -0

My mother's side of the family had this irrational fear of snakes. Any type, any color, any snake at all would get the hoe. I saw my grandmother chase one across the yard with a hoe several times. In any case, at my aunt's hose when I was a kid, she saw a snake. Black garden snake, a big one but totally harmless. You'd have thought the apocalypse had just begun. There were three adults running around chasing this snake which finally took refuge under a bush about 3 feet tall and 3 feet in diameter as I and my Dad stood and watched the show. My Uncle took off for the garage and grabbed a can of gas, dumping at least a gallon all over the bush and then tossed a match at it and whoosh. I was like 8 years old, and this was better than the frickin circus. The bush burned down and just the larger woody part was left and you could see the hole the snake went down and escaped. I guess they had had enough, I don't remember anything much happening after that. It did however cement in my mind the tenacity and lengths these people would go to attack a snake when it presented itself. I kinda feel the same way about pedophiles.

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Justhalftheshaft 0 points ago +2 / -2

This is fucking hilarious

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Pigpenlordofdirt 28 points ago +28 / -0

Netflix just moved from "A criticism of child sexuality" to "you're all pedophobes"

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THELEADERSOFMEN 25 points ago +25 / -0

Power keg?

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monkadelic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Literally anyone can write for these rags apparently. Embarrassing, and shows if auto-correct doesn't catch it, its going live

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EvanOnTheFly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Common core English. Powder Keg.

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dumdumexpress 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's how eager someone was to get that published. "Fuck proof-reading it, people need to know NOW!"

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HistoryInvestigator 21 points ago +22 / -1

Don't just do negative action with boycotts, we also need positive action like registering to vote, whether ourselves or others.

LOTS and LOTS of conservatives and Trump supporters have STILL not registered to vote. Even some Democrats who are now switching sides have not registered. Check your status, register yourselves and get others who are passionate about Trump and conservative values if you or they haven't yet registered:

https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote#item-212645 (or check the side bar)

Remember that this is a numbers game and we need to WIN!

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AntiDefecationLeague 15 points ago +15 / -0

I registered from L ro R a few months ago

If not-wanting to see child sexualization become normal is conservative then I guess I'm conservative now.

I thought I was liberal because I want gay adults to be able to get married, women to be able to get legal abortions at reasonable stages, and for people to not go to prison for smoking pot, but the left is pushing the window so far into insanity that a guy like me is now "conservative"

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VoterIDMatters 12 points ago +12 / -0

For your information, a human fetus has its own dna just days after conception and a heartbeat at just a few weeks, and its own blood type.

Abortion at any stage is murder of a human being. They literally pull the limbs out to make sure thy have all the parts. Then, planned parenthood literally sells them to the highest bidder.

It’s insanely evil. Don’t support at any stage. Please research the process.

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AntiDefecationLeague 7 points ago +7 / -0

I will say that I genuinely think your point is valid, it's based on fact and it comes from a place of love for all human life. Please understand that I really do think you have a solid argument and I take the subject very seriously. I have wrestled with these facts in my own mind, and I will always have some conflicted feelings on the subject. I don't take it lightly. A fetus is absolutely a unique human being from the moment it is created. No feminist will ever be able to convince me it's "just a bunch of cells" or that it is a women-only issue. It's a heartbreaking ordeal and I am disgusted when leftists treat it like it is some simple procedure like getting their teeth cleaned. I really, truly value your position on the subject, but I don't want to get into an argument with a fellow pede here on the .win. I cherish your passion for defending human life.

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FergieJR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Welcome to the Trump train

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AntiDefecationLeague 3 points ago +3 / -0

Choo Choo!!

No brakes

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womp-womp-twice 2 points ago +2 / -0

would your username imply that the ADL is "full of it" ? 😁

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

They might not all be pedos but they’re all cool with it.

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phibetared 12 points ago +12 / -0

In case you didn't know, the girl in the "movie" is 11 years old. From Senegal.

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FluffiPuff 10 points ago +10 / -0

We stand. This is our Hill, and we live or die here...

Pedophilia is EVIL.

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Meatbank84 4 points ago +4 / -0

Death to pedophiles!

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Shinbotz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deus Vult

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Mexicola1976 9 points ago +9 / -0

power-keg?

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AntiDefecationLeague 9 points ago +10 / -1

Who the fuck wrote those words?

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AntiDefecationLeague 5 points ago +5 / -0

variety of audiences including students and young people.

I'll bet

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the-new-style 8 points ago +9 / -1

The reason I don't fuck kids or watch CP is not because I'm scared of their sexuality.

The childless still feel like children, so they imagine children feel like them.

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jealousminarchist 4 points ago +4 / -0

The childless still feel like children, so they imagine children feel like them.

There is a lot here. And it is in part fault of the strong that made such easy times that allowed children to never grow up.

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AccipiterQ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of the best things I've read here.

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the-new-style 0 points ago +1 / -1

Being a parent of either sex changes your brain chemistry, it is literally unimaginable.

Mothers is more obvious but here's the some of the science for fathers

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crusadetiem 4 points ago +4 / -0

GET THIS MAN A MILLSTONE! Hell, get us a truckload, I’ll pay for half.

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no_step_on_snek 7 points ago +8 / -1

I remember being a little boy and watching movies with hot women in it and getting boners. I didn't know what that was about, just that it felt right.

Kids explore all of what it means to be human as they grow. In a healthy society though that does not involve adults trying to fuck them or depicting them as sexual objects. Its not that we are terrified of children's sexuality. It is that we are terrified of pedo sexuality and justly hate them. Perverts should be hanged.

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GeneralBoobs 7 points ago +7 / -0

This clearly draws the line in who is pro-pedo/is a pedo, and who is a decent human being.

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Democrats sure love fucking children.

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

2020 in a nutshell.

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AngelMark 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was molested as a child for 4 years from age 7-11 by a cousin molested by a Philadelphia Roman Catholic PRIEST! I want a front row seat when they hang the kiddie fuckers!

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ShakeNBake 3 points ago +4 / -1

Politics is downstream of culture.

Many politicians need to die. But these culture monsters need to die first. Don't be surprised by the number of tiny hats running these institutions.

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DudeNoOne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Power-keg?

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crusadetiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Paused as Tucker is saying the ‘uh’ in ‘Are you fuhcking kidding me!?’

Well done.

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Magafactured 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re evil, the worst, but I don't know if that means they officially “worship satan.”

Did Jeffery Dahmer have a picture of satan in his house? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Burchoid 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the hell is a "power keg"?