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Hahahhahahaha (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by TrumpOrTreason ago by TrumpOrTreason +1622 / -0
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magabirdlady 96 points ago +96 / -0

No Oscars For White People.

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The_New_Pope 61 points ago +61 / -0

They're hanging their hat on the Chinese market seemingly unaware that the Chinese don't like poc leads in movies.

https://www.axios.com/hollywood-casting-china-colorism-light-skinned-df469d97-66c2-4b33-b41e-1feb29bf1f75.html

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thunderpussy 53 points ago +53 / -0

The Chinese loathe black people. I mean worse than a KKK meeting at the club headquarters of Aryan Nations!

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Vino 25 points ago +25 / -0

I think its asians in general. Can you imagine being the smallest minority, while also being the most productive, and still have to listen to the bitching.

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thunderpussy 13 points ago +13 / -0

It has got to be grating, that much is certain.

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Vino 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought the word was only used in reference to cheese. Learn something new everyday here.

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thunderpussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

:)

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thunderpussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

synonym for irritating.

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Vino 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for the early morning grammar lesson, thunderpussy! That'd make one hell of a gaming handle.

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Varangian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Schleifmittel. Referring to General Flynn.

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G_regulator 8 points ago +8 / -0

I got banned from reddit for pointing out that the Chinese are super duper racist.

Best day of my life.

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thunderpussy 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know you struck a note of truth when reddit bans you.

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CIAisPozzed 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only reason anyone else in the world cares about Hollywood is because it's popular in America. Once other countries realize Americans aren't watching Hollywood movies, that slick Hollywood sheen will tarnish pretty quickly.

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thonl 7 points ago +7 / -0

Charlize legit can play the "African American" card, tho

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FromSethWithLove 33 points ago +33 / -0

Time to get Greek citizenship

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bellcurvestrikesback 14 points ago +14 / -0

This ankle monitor gets so itchy!

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324jl 16 points ago +16 / -0

They still make residuals. Nobody should shed a tear for them.

The crew on the other hand... all we have is unemployment that's less than 1/3 our normal pay. Even when working it's one of the lowest skilled labor (union) rates in the NY area. Especially with regard to the benefits.

But when they actually do decide to go back to work, they have enough money to pay you a day's wage just to get tested. Then you're off unpaid until the results come back.

Screw all that nonsense, just give hazard pay. But nooo, we (the company) have to coddle the talent. "They need to feel safe."

I might have to go back to construction soon if these assholes don't get their shit together. At least I'm lucky enough to have that option. Many don't.

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OhLollyLollyPop 7 points ago +7 / -0

Texas is booming with home building. Check it out!

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thunderpussy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly. They have huge staffs that eat up loads.

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CousinEddie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aside from dummy actors, athletes, and lotto winners, even very smart people lose their value of money and spend it like water.

Before Enron tanked, Ken Lay who was worth over $100m at the time, was completely underwater on personal loans. Jets, houses, cars, and Ivy League educations not just for him but for his entire family (and the divorcee’s side)

I’ve worked with C-suite as a consultant and executives in smaller companies making $400K+/yr have multiple loans. Loans against their retirement, loans from the company, it’s fucking crazy man.

They spend not just their own paycheck completely, but they need loans to supplement bc it’s never enough money. They truly act like the gravy train will run forever which is why when they’re let go, they have a meltdown and have to start selling off everything. A LOT of wealthy people are leveraged to the gills.

Once they’re at that level they cannot scale back to normalcy bc then their families would see the truth behind the curtain. The life cycle is to spend and pretend until they’re let go and the whole family is torn apart bc it’s all been a lie.

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SuperSilly 5 points ago +5 / -0

These people are so ridiculously filthy rich, how could they possibly worry?

The problem is, when you make tons of money, you spend tons of money. That's why in alimony states, men (or women, whoever makes the most money) are required to keep their X's in the style in which they have become accustomed or something like that. I don't really because I'm not in an alimony state. My point is, you have look at people like Johnny Depp who just spend waaaay too much money. There is a bottom but, they don't know it.

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AlohaChris 38 points ago +38 / -0

We don’t need that Commie filth.

All the good movies and shows have already been made anyway. When’s the last time they came up with anything original?

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alfredbester 18 points ago +18 / -0

District 9

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thehacker4channel 15 points ago +15 / -0

That fookin’ creachure!

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AlohaChris 14 points ago +14 / -0

South African, doesn’t count.

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FromSethWithLove 33 points ago +33 / -0

There's farming. Mikey Bloomberg said farming was easy

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bellcurvestrikesback 12 points ago +12 / -0

God, I miss the chaz. Those were simpler times

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RedFoxOnFire 11 points ago +11 / -0

They could always learn to code.

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border_humper 5 points ago +5 / -0

They could become drama teachers

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thunderpussy 5 points ago +5 / -0

You would have to have some talent in drama first. They obviously do not.

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

10 PRINT "THAT IS WHAT I AM SAYING THO!"

20 GOTO 10

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Eclectus13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got an "F" in Intro to COBOL for doing something like that (Do Loop) . Burned through a whole box of ledger size dot matrix computer paper. (Batch mode 2:30 am).

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 13 points ago +13 / -0

First project: Blazing Saddles Part 2

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thunderpussy 6 points ago +6 / -0

And I'm still pissed about that!

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RussianBot_23198a 10 points ago +10 / -0

And here I am still waiting on Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.

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thunderpussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL! Loved that line.

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centexawesome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahhhhhh!

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MrTrumpsWildRide 16 points ago +16 / -0

Star Selling Pizza

If you know what I mean.

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revenge-of-the-ELK 15 points ago +15 / -0

How come when I see an oscar, I think of an idol worshipped by old time people ?

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TrumpOrTreason [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ah yes! The golden calf

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FromSethWithLove 8 points ago +8 / -0

My Sunday school teacher used Oscar as an example of modern day idolatry

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PoorKidsJustAsBright 14 points ago +14 / -0

National Enquirer... Most based news source in 2020. 🤡🌎

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Formerlurker92 13 points ago +14 / -1

May they burn in hell. Oh wait, they're already in California

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thunderpussy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Which makes me wonder, since Newsom is running California, who IS running Hell?

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OhLollyLollyPop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Newsom is multi-tasking.

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thunderpussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

HA!

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RussianBot_23198a 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not sure, but anonymous sources have told me of shortages of brimstone for the damned.

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lot's of staff. that is for sure.

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deplorabetty 13 points ago +13 / -0

So glad they just invoked all those new and exciting woke criteria for best picture. They'll be lucky to get anything made, let alone a movie starring a trans, tri-racial, deaf paraplegic.

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just more Oscars for movies no one goes to see.

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1654descendant 12 points ago +12 / -0

When I was a child standing in line at the grocery store my sister and I always read the tabloids headlines. My mother always told us that they were fake and that they were just sensational bs.

I told my wife when we got together and then married ten years ago that those tabloids were more believable than the MSM. It’s sad that I can actually get more truth from the enquirer than a MSM nightly news broadcast. This crap has been going on since way before I was born. I try to red pill all the people who work with me about it all the time, it’s not that hard they are already on board more than I thought.

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thehacker4channel 11 points ago +11 / -0

They keep having to cancel filming as soon as anyone affiliated tests positive for Covid 19. These studios have their money tied up in pictures that won’t be released for a while to recoup the costs.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn’t that just happen to the latest and most hyped Batman re-do? Shut that set completely down!

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brutustyberius 11 points ago +11 / -0

I knew it. Priscilla is moving back to Graceland.

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NetherPede 10 points ago +11 / -1

Hmm, I'm starting to be in favor of more lockdown.

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Irishman4Trump 10 points ago +11 / -1

Yup, straight up BET!

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learntocode 10 points ago +10 / -0

I know: tell us what insufferable peices of shit we are and produce uninteresting movies to satisfy Chinese propaganda "investors" in your crap. Oh! Dont forget to BAN theaters and public life with illegal orders from state and local governments. The money will roll right in!

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sun_wolf 8 points ago +8 / -0

We are so clearly seeing an attack on every American institution at once.

If President Trump is able to connect ANY of this bullshit to an enemy foreign power, like China, that gives him the leverage he needs to purge all the commies and spies out of these institutions.

This works in technology and education too.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 4 points ago +4 / -0

And be sure to boycott Georgia and loudly announce that you certainly won’t be making any movies there - because they are trying to take away Women’s Basic Health Rights!!! Abortion worshiping psychopaths.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't do that. Too many STDs in that cesspool.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh noes, what are they gonna do, these poor babies and their tens of millions of dollars, boo fucking hoo.

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lifeisahologram 7 points ago +7 / -0

Incorrect headline. Should read... “No money! No movies! No attention!“

It’s why they are so desperate to get attention on social media now and going absolutely nuts. The more talentless among them are making nutso videos where they sing poorly and make weird noises and do weird shit.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 6 points ago +6 / -0

No lights! No phones! No motorcars, not a single lux-er-ree!

Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!🤣

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stop_the_corruption 7 points ago +7 / -0

How yall celebs liking those high tax states now?

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the-new-style 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cali with The Wealth Tax still bad when you don't have income

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chuckie_cnote 5 points ago +5 / -0

Angie Humiliated!

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

SCREW HOLLYWOOD !!!

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superalienhyphy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Selling pizza? The fuck?

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G_regulator 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is what happens when you try to please everyone, you end up pleasing no-one.

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DudeNoOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

It beautiful

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Imin-theinternet 3 points ago +3 / -0

it is funny how in MIB the Enquirer was considered real news.

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CaptainRumington 3 points ago +3 / -0

I genuinely feel bad for Morgan Freeman, he's one of us.

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Forty_Five 3 points ago +3 / -0

womp womp

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Icantalktoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t know why they keep paying these “stars” so much money. It’s not liked it used to be when people used to see a movie based on who is in the movie, nowadays people watch for the story or even director. It’s easier to believe a character is you don’t recognize them.

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RPOZ28 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps they'll get by on their wit and intellect? Nahhhhhhh!

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CeruleanShadow 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fucking woke losers; couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch.

I bet John Travolta is having a quiet laugh to himself, I know I would.

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can sell their political opinions since they feel that that they have a much higher level of understanding than the common folk...

Or not...losers...

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't care about the filthy actors, but there are a lot of ordinary people out of work in Hollywood. They are starting to film again, but the Covid protocols are crazy.

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Sl0re10 1 point ago +1 / -0

No problem

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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

"This is an atrocity! I might have to go six months without upgrading my private jets!"

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Winterds001 1 point ago +1 / -0

please, they have plenty of money to wipe their tears with.

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Fandigo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Selling pizzas? Like every other kid his age? Good for him I guess. He'll probably make it out alive unlike the rest of them.

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Hexagon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh no.

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latsbruh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gaten is selling pizza? lol suuuuuuuure

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

With a headline like that, who needs penthouse/playboy on the stands to get off? This must be very awkward for cahiers, all the strong handsome men with justice boners and all the soyboys in tears as they check out.

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texascpa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cruise is actually filming Mission Impossible VII right now.