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Original_Dankster 10 points ago +10 / -0

Declare a state of emergency. Surround it with tanks and infantry, concertina wire and vehicle barriers. Patrol boats inn all waterways.

Announce a mandatory evacuation is happening due to a lethal biohazard, so people feel compelled to leave for their own safety.

Check ID at every exit point. Compare all people leaving to a facial recognition and biometric database of all rioters.

Haul every lowlife out to a detention camp for intensive rehabilitation. Temporarily resettle law abiding citizens in hotels in other communities.

Bombard the city with high levels of radiation. Intense but with a very quick half life. The radiation kills the fecal matter, rendering the city safe for habitation again.

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joker 3 points ago +3 / -0

it's the only way to be sure

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Haul every lowlife out to a detention camp for intensive rehabilitation... Bombard the city with high levels of radiation...”.

Uhhhh, I would suggest that you leave the lowlifes in the city...And the politicians...before you do the radiation trick. Just sayin’

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Original_Dankster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was trying to be nice, but ok