Antifa SECRETE LARPING BATTLE PLANS! SHHHHHHH! Don't tell nobodies.
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sees barricader job So... Walls do work? TRUMP WAS RIGHT!!!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
SACRIFICE THE PAWNS!
What is this? The battle plans from the local day care?
Yeah, this looks exactly like something from rugrats or muppet babies.
Edit: or Kevin McAllister
Top level planners, these Antifa douchebags. Wonder if the original was in fat crayons?
They pretend that they are not aggressive, that all they do is defend against police aggression.
Well ANTIFA are 2% peaceful protestors
"98% violent is still partly peaceful" --the liar media
Anyone else notice the awkward use of English in “support each another” and “each fighting our own way”. Sounds like a Chinese person with English as a second language....
Could be european.
I didnt catch what you, the native english user did. It made grammaticly sense to me.
I understand skandinavian languages and german. Could be one of our local north european antifas.
Sounds good to me. I think the other poster is reading too much into things.
Gotta understand, these people don't believe in English grammar or in basic math principles like 2+2=4. We've crossed the point of no return. We need a war to reset American values.
I could no longer fight back the tears of laughter at the "light mage". Its all one big fucking LARP.
I didn't see Butt Mage. I guess they must stay at the back, guarding the rear.
until you get permanent eye damage like several federal officers already have. you can trust that I will not hesitate to defend myself against any "light mage" aggression with a "spell of copper and brass"
It seems to be extremely cost-effective to treat all of them as non-peaceful protesters.
Nerd culture seems to be a pattern in hate groups. Other notable hate groups had grand wizards and such.
I'd like to see a Light Mage go one on one with a Lawful Good Paladin who can actually rep his body weight.
Careful or mom might find this in their fort.
''Go Away mom, its Not a phaze! Its a revolution where the government gives me things for free and I dont need you anymore, so there, I don't have to clean my room -if I move out and get a free house mom''
LOL
Just like the game plan in video games they play
Some big-brain Antifa thinks hes playing Starcraft. "Wheres the vespine gas node?!"
"Light mage" aka someone who's trying to blind an innocent person.
Are you allowed to shoot back with bullets if someone is trying to blind you? I hope we find out soon.
"I'm fire mage! "I'm fire mage!" "But you were fire mage last time! It's my turn to be fire mage!" "No I wasn't. I was medic last time. I'm fire mage this time!" "You're lying! MOM, Timmy won't let me be fire mage and it's MY turn!" "Timmy it's your sister's turn to be fire mage, give her the lighter fuel. Next round you can be your sister and your sister can be your brother and you can be fire mage".
Timmy watches the dancing-antifa video
"It's okay, you can be fire mage this time"
"But Mommmm, I wanted to be an ice mage!"
Ha! Good one.
"Light mage"?! People who attempt to permanently blind police?
"Fire mage"?! Bunch of fucking larpers.
ANTIFA are like ants. Easy to step on one but when they swarm their mob is ruthless. Read this to understand these tactics in action in Portland. https://www.americanpartisan.org/2020/09/antifa-reality-check/
It’s easy to make fun of Antifa, but they’ve been getting real world experience and are reasonably organized. Clearly, if patriots were similarly motivated, they would easily be able to fuck them up. Hopefully, that’s the case post Election Day when the gloves come off.
They're also organized for low-level violence, so anything higher on a collective level would get them absolutely decimated. Their lives depend on keeping things below a certain threshold and de-centralized (assassinations vs kill squads).
operating mostly in states with less castle doctrine type laws helps keep them breathing.
I was just thinking of that article. They give themselves nice little names like anti-racist or anti-fascist, and use cutesy little labels like fire-mage because it draws in lots of useful idiots, but the people organizing this are deadly serious and they do have training. With politicians on their side and police ordered to look the other way, getting caught by these mobs can have life-altering or life-ending consequences.
They didn't have a full squad out in Kenosha, which is why Kyle managed to defend himself. If he'd been blinded by pepper spray, lasers, and rocks, he wouldn't have even been able to aim. We saw in Portland that they won't make that mistake again.
“Fire mage”
Responsible for throwing Molotov Cocktails like a wuss into their own ranks and setting fellow protesters on fire.
They in turn shall be called: fire dancers, and they are responsible for doing the dance-of-scar-tissue, and distracting the enemy with meme bait.
This is setup like the roles in a RPG game. Tanks, damage dealers, and healers lol.
"Hey, We need a tank/Paladdin, wanna come with us to the dungeon?"
There'll be a ton of sick loot!
How many drones do you have to blind before you level up in the Light Mage class?
Seriously, these people get their perspective of how reality works from immersive games and media. How else do you explain this shit? Mage? Shield Soldier? YOU'RE A BUNCH OF SKINNY-FAT BABIES
POLICE LINE ADVANCES ON YOU
"I WANT TO RESPAWN! HELP AHHHH I WANT TO RESPAWN!!!"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GK2ozKvv9xU
PANIC
Use of the word "mage". So cringy.
I bet it is a tranny-task. Barely any effort and permanently hurting someone.
Secretions are usually hard to hide from people.
I think they misspelled online commies.
Who is responsible for delivering muh tendies?
Same thing as Wife Mage for them
Take it back to Iraq initial invasion: anyone seen with a phone is an enemy combatant. Shoot them.
Wait, they don't think anyone buys that when you're throwing shit at cops, it stops them from "attacking", do they?
Don't you know the evil cops will attack them for no reason at all? They must attack the cops first to prevent that from happening, duh!
Wheres the butt fucking faggot division ? Thats all I seen to see at these protests
They're coming up the rear.
HA!
If this is real then all the times they've shouted for "medic" has possibly been part of the system they've set up, or should I say, part of the "organized effort." Antifa is a terrorist organization.
Why is "peaceful protester" its own separate category? I thought they were all peaceful protesters... Why do they need to guard against cameras if they'e supposedly nonviolent and are not committing any felonies? Does throwing flammable projectiles count as "peaceful protesting" now? So, the "peaceful protesters" and their "cop watch" supporters who are using their phones to film the events are not actually chronicling the events as they happen but are only recording the police reacting to them so they can use it as propaganda in order to garner sympathy?
This graphic is an admission that the "peaceful protester" moniker is a shield designated to a few that they use to hide behind, and that the majority of them fully intend to engage in violence and criminal activity. It's also an admission that the scumbags who film the police or right-wingers reacting to them aren't being impartial but are in fact propagandists taking things out of context in order for them to be used as viral propaganda.
If these so-called "peaceful protesters" are going to refer to themselves as 'soldiers' can we start treating them as enemy combatants now?
They forgot one role...................The role of one spazzing out and having a fake seizure.
Nothing but pitiful LARPERs with nothing better to do. They aren't sending their best. SAD!
When is LE going to treat this like a physical battle? Phalanx, flanking maneuvers, cavalry. Over in 2 minutes with non lethal force.
I'd like to see a proper Roman fighting square take on these fags, lol
HOLY FUCK THEY THINK THEY HAVE MAGES.
If anyone ever doubted these idiots were LARPing what more evidence do you need?
Light Mage? Fire Mage? Bwahahahaha!
We should add characters, like 'guy who has lighter to light farts on fire'
anyone who refers to anyone else as a MAGE is a complete, fake, LARPing idiot
What a bunch of losers. Get a fucking job.
wheres the Trannycade? the morons who twerk in police faces coz they know nothing will be done.
To their horror, they have to dress like men now? Like they can't do for a normal job?
They forgot one, the shot dead protestors
We should meme in a baby-faced Kyle taking them out with an AK....the caption can say, 'F_ck around and find out' just sayin.
The Fucked Around and Found Out Brigade
In 🤡 🌎 parody and reality are indistinguishable
"fire mage?' "light mage?" how about "Pole Magician" for when you're making cocks disappear in your ass in prison you fucking larpers.
How about-
BURNNING MAN!
LOL Have his character on fire and running in a circle.
My secret plan to counter their secret plan? Bayonets and horses. Poke poke, stomp stomp.
Light Mage and Fire Mage?
These guys are freaking morons.
Source: I play D&D on the regular but I leave it at the table.
Fire mages!!!!
I’m a hire level fire mage, wand with a 1:7 core.
I know this is mockable, but there's actual utility in this diagram. It's a simple way to tell a mob how to specialize into functional roles. It might not be incredibly efficient, but you don't need efficiency with an army of disposable idiots.
What I'm saying is don't underestimate them.
Umbrella testudo!!
So the peaceful protesters run cover for the criminals. Otherwise known as aiding and abetting. Not peaceful at all. Change the name to cowards who don't really want to break windows and start fires, just help those who do disappear back in the crowd. These are the bottom feeders.
they have teams that run interference, umbrellas block cameras, someone that picks up dropped weapons, shells-
The medics might be drug carriers too-
They need more harden criminals released- because they had trouble with a teen from a gun family.
They left out: LOOTER,
ARSONIST,
WINDOW SMASHER,
ASSASSIN,
SUCKER PUNCHER,
HEAD KICKER,
SKATEBOARD BASHER,
ILLEGAL HANDGUN CONCEALER,
GRAFFITI SPRAYER,
IN YOUR FACE SCREAMER,
DE-ARRESTER,
MEGAPHONE BELCHER,
SHIT BALLOON FILLER,
HIGHWAY BLOCKER,
and I’m sure I missed a few
You forgot- pimps, dealers, child traffickers and prostitutes. Also some 'media' companies may double as pornographers.
Those are civil warfare tactics. Not methods of peaceful protesting.
Know what happens when the rules of engagement change?
this formation becomes a pile of corpses?
These rioters are mostly adult aged children throwing adult sized temper tantrums. Glad to see federal charges are now facing a lot of them. I would love to see a federal judge rule during sentencing of public spankings of each one before going off to prison. God knows none of them were ever disciplined as children