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Ithrowawaay 301 points ago +302 / -1

Two scoops.

Two terms.

Two Nobel Peace Prizes.

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rooftoptendie 93 points ago +93 / -0

TWO NOBELS

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AlphaNathan 43 points ago +43 / -0

FOR A NOBLE

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guitarmastershredder 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want to experience that so bad! I want to love these communists but they don’t want to love me back. They want to break my legs and then give me crutches and say, “see we come to help you”

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 31 points ago +31 / -0

Nobels protruding- very disrespectful!

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uncled 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh behave!

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IllusionOfChoice 11 points ago +11 / -0

.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s go!!!!!!!!!!!

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JS_Mill 40 points ago +40 / -0

Two more SCOTUS appointments.

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Sumarongi 13 points ago +13 / -0

Two more reeeeeeeees

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jbaum517 3 points ago +3 / -0

Twenty two**

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stjdalen 38 points ago +38 / -0

U.S military coup against a Peace loving President. Not a good look

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 20 points ago +20 / -0

TFW they tried to frame him as an incompetent buffoon, "ruining the relationship with NATO partners" and putting our country in danger when he literally made peace with decades long enemies, brought troops home and made NATO members finally spend their agreed upon amounts on their own defense.

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Plebbitimmigrant 16 points ago +16 / -0

Since when has the intel community cared about optics?

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Modus_Pwninz 32 points ago +34 / -2

I demand three of all of the above.

No term limits for congress? We want no term limits for potus then...but only for Trump. These are our demands, and it doesn't matter that they are unfair. We play by lib rules now. Make it up as we go!

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DickTick 27 points ago +27 / -0

1 American loving Patriot.

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IncredibleMrE1 86 points ago +87 / -1

He more than likely won't get either, but it's fun to imagine the REEEEEEEE's.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 50 points ago +50 / -0

He more than likely won't get either,

Imagine the dilemma the Nobel committee will have with this one. If they want to regain any semblance of respect again, this prize should obviously go to President Trump.

On the other hand, they'll be pushed by the international deep state to refuse him the deserved award. They'll look like shit if they don't and never get their reputation back again.

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Ithrowawaay 33 points ago +34 / -1

My favorite part about GEOTUS: his knack for self exposing corrupt and fraudulent institutions and its people.

They just can’t help themselves!

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ProphetOfKek 19 points ago +19 / -0

They’ll find another warmongering, black faggot to give it to.

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Muncie1112 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're right it's probably Big Mike Obama.

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PraiseBeToScience 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're going to give it to some tranny Muslim who wrote a poem.

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AlphaNathan 14 points ago +14 / -0

I doubt he would care. Why would this have any meaning after giving to warlord 0bummer.

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Isolated_Patriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

I want them to try and for him to refuse to accept them.

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trumpORbust 4 points ago +4 / -0

This would be the best --- rear then apart during speech and leave the award laying on the floor

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booster 8 points ago +8 / -0

And Yasser Arafat, and a couple of others.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Peace is the prize.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

To rub Obama's face in it.

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Chuj 41 points ago +41 / -0

2 earned > Obama's one "participation" Nobel

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GunsAndWeed 16 points ago +16 / -0

He was gunning for 3 with North Korea.

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Ben45 10 points ago +10 / -0

Still has 12 years to make that happen

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Cantshadowbanthemall 10 points ago +10 / -0

participating implies he did something. Call it what it was

diversity award

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Oggeo 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Affirmative Action" Nobel

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RockyMin 23 points ago +23 / -0

The left will suddenly hate the Nobel Peace Prize and say it means nothing.

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UpTrump 16 points ago +16 / -0

And they'd be right, for once

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50blessings 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want him to get two just to cuck Obama. Can you imagine how pissed that egomaniac would be if Trump not only ripped up “muh legacy” and got the same prize as him, but then got another prize on top of that? He’d spontaneously combust on the spot.

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magabigleague2 2 points ago +2 / -0

It doesn't matter how many times he gets nominated, they won't let him win a single one.

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Sticky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which just undermines the Nobel itself. Win-win.

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magabigleague2 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I were playing by the libtard book however, I would allow him to win so that the entire MSM could compare him to Hitler. That would be their big brain play.

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Polterkitty 75 points ago +75 / -0

PEACE IS THE PRIZE

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Keln 5 points ago +5 / -0

Absolutely one of his best quotes. As true as it is, there have been few laureates that deserved the Nobel as much as President Trump. And not really because of the peace deals, since peace deals don't always hold up. He really deserves it for ending the US policy of military adventures and conflict for profit.

A second, important reason is how he has basically forced China to postpone a lot of their plans in southeast Asia. Supposedly, 2020 was to be the year China would flex its military power in the region and effectively take over the South China Sea. That could have led to war.

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NoSteppy1776 62 points ago +62 / -0

The fact that normies can't tell how devoted he is to the cause of world peace is despicable. If you have differences with him on how policy should go, fine. You don't get his hilarious meme tweets, sure, your loss. You think his orangeness looks funny, okay.

But the fact that he is working his Presidential ass off trying to make the globe a better place for decades to come, and meanwhile his political enemies are doing the very best they can to decimate the economy and burn our own cities to the ground because it might just give their brain-damaged zombie rapist a .2% margin in the polls, and they don't care ... unforgivably stupid.

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AmericanGuy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Except he's not orange. The original "orange look" came from a messed up media camera, and ever since, the media have applied bad white-light to the image.

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El_Magarino 10 points ago +10 / -0

Orange man not as orange as media claims.

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Brave1884 3 points ago +3 / -0

Normies not understanding the things POTUS is fighting for is the one and only campaign problem.

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zabbers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Normies only know what the lying media tells them. "The Liar in chief only cares about himself and will get us into WW3."

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stjdalen 53 points ago +53 / -0

CNN: Donald Trump creates world peace in desperate attempt to distract from Woodward book

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Sumarongi 19 points ago +19 / -0

Trump just bringing world peace in order to get re-elected. Literally Hitler

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Pepedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the headline! Those idiots

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GoldenEarz 7 points ago +7 / -0

There is literally zero mention of this on CNN. Google search "site:cnn.com nobel prize trump" for the last week:

https://www.google.com/search?q=site:cnn.com+nobel+prize+trump&source=lnt&tbs=qdr:w&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiakfbVveHrAhURsZ4KHaH8D2IQpwV6BAgLEBs&biw=1237&bih=985

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IncredibleMrE1 34 points ago +34 / -0

TWO SCOOPS TWO TERMS TWO GENDERS TWO CURVED HOLLOW FANGS TWO NOBEL PEACE PRIZES

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AprilShowers 37 points ago +37 / -0

We can expect an announcement later today that Bahrain and Israel will be normalizing relations alongside the UAE. I expect when it's all said and done all the gulf states will have normalized relations. Trump's literally bringing peace to the Middle East. I know we hyperbolize often around here but Trump has unironically built one of the greatest foreign policy records of any American President.

God knows how many peace prizes he should have when it's all said and done.

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AmericanGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0

He deserves like 8 already. And God knows how many more with another 4 years.

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magaspif 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't have all those peace prizes if someone didn't start all those wars in the first place - so once again, credit all goes to the Bush/Clinton/0biden eras.

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AprilShowers 3 points ago +3 / -0

No joke the Iran nuclear deal is the only reason these normalizations were even considered in the first place.

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jbaum517 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rnding it you mean but yeah

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Sea_Still 27 points ago +27 / -0

I hope he says no thanks. After they gave Barry one for being half black it is the same as winning a Chinese finger trap at the county fair

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Mrsattorney 16 points ago +16 / -0

He should accept it and then in his acceptance speech say he's making the Nobel Peace Prize great again (remind everyone how Obama got one for nothing). Then he should donate the prize money to a worthy cause.

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TennesseePride 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hell, they gave Kissinger one for starting a needless war.

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Uwzerotitan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I came here to say this. He should decline accepting the award. Tell them to send the money to the wall fund.

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Strike_Eagle784 22 points ago +22 / -0

Even if he doesn't get it, we'll all know he's done more then enough to deserve it.

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ManyDirt 6 points ago +6 / -0

If the nobel peace prize meant anything any more. These days you just have to be a darling of the left and win 15 tickets at Dave n Buster's and you're qualified.

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Strike_Eagle784 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like how Obama won it for nothing, and how he was even curious as to what he did to win it?

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Strike_Eagle784 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek this is true.

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ManyDirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the one.

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Trumpfan1 13 points ago +13 / -0

If Jug Ears 👂🏾can get one for DOING NOTHING, President Trump deserves at least TWO for saving the world 🌎

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AllDemsAreBad 13 points ago +13 / -0

He should get another one for the deescalation with NKorea.

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Sumarongi 10 points ago +10 / -0

He was nominated last year for that

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AllDemsAreBad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't know that. Thanks Pede

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Omgwtfbbq 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love this timeline.

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RyanT282 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or her...wherever.

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localhost 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for the laugh. Forgot about that little gem of a quote.

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EntilZha 5 points ago +5 / -0

He can never match Barry's accomplishments of...

Being half black

&

Being "not Bush".

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El-Duderino 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gay

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dreadnt 8 points ago +8 / -0

He meant gay in the - weeaboo reference sense, not the sexual preference sense. We love all pedes here.

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El-Duderino 0 points ago +1 / -1

👮👷🤠🥋🕴🕺

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zabbers 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!

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JFellows72 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two scoops

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M_DMA 4 points ago +4 / -0

My favorite Trump Prize is the Expose The Media Prize. I thought it was beyond ANY mere mortal to break the conditioning like that.

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Freedombunker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rack 'em up, GEOTUS!

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Anders59 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations Mr. President

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utfanx2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nominees this year are Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, and this inanimate carbon rod... And the award goes to the inanimate carbon rod.

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FluffiPuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

MELTDOWN IMMINENT

klaxxon sounds

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SmugFrog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this his third nomination now? Three nominations in four years. He's certainly done more to deserve them than Obama ever did in the eight years of his failed presidency. The fake news media is desperately trying to discredit the Norwegian lawmaker who nominated the president in order to smear him and discredit the nomination.

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Sempiternus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time for a 3rd for his work ending the Korean War!

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anon572759 2 points ago +2 / -0

sad Hillary you took everything from me.jpeg smug Trump I don't know who you are.tif cat.png

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PacificElectric 2 points ago +2 / -0

So proud of our GEOTUS!!!!!!!

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Light_HIV_Effect 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he just got Bahrain on board with the UAE deal to normalize relations with Israel.

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a_superior_man 2 points ago +2 / -0

He could cure cancer, aids, corona, bring peace to the Middle East, and find the answer to the secrets of the universe..... and they’d still not give it to him.

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Colerag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top kek

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JoeCumia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus Christ how many Nobel prize nominations will this man get. Let him win at least once.

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porkrice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol they’d never actually do it though. Whoever gives these out would bow down to the left in fear of their address being released or something

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Abarth 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Why more wars are a good thing”

  • CNN
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IsrorOrca 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s ring Bill Gates for tech support but he’s got a Nobel prize.

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ladypatriot_games 1 point ago +1 / -0

YESSSSS

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fakewhiterage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Second?

Jesus, Daddy T! I can only be so hard for so long

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JustInTime2_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

We picked the right one baby. Let us do it again in November 2020.

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ThomasMaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Second time I have noticed this post.

Second time it has made me giggle..

And I don't fucking giggle...

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Juzeza 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy is the Dem's worst nightmare

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh Noes!

Worst Hitler ever!

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Cantshadowbanthemall 1 point ago +1 / -0

If GEOTUS wanted the prize he screwed his chances up. You can only win once per year. And we all know eliminating ISIS doesn't count (apparently)

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I_BLEED_FREEDOM 1 point ago +1 / -0
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freedom_bigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Liberal heads exploding.

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mass55th 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can we get a hat trick?

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Emperorvoid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bahrain and Israel peace deal today.

Trump could very well get a 3rd nomination now.

Bringing actual peace to the middle east. Pulling troops from the middle east...

TRUMP IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF PEACE!

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many do they usually give out in a year?

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willyb63 1 point ago +1 / -0

if he actually won two nobel prizes they would have to invent a new word to describe how monstrously cool that would be.