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Meatbank84 113 points ago +113 / -0

"I will give you so much peace you will say, maybe dial back on the peace a bit."

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Tethrinaa 52 points ago +52 / -0

Please, Mr. President, I'm tired of all this peacing. (I'm not)

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Afeazo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lefties were somewhat right, trump lied to me. I heard I would get tired of winning, well Iโ€™m not tired yet.

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Traiya 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, I am waiting for that promise made to be kept.

Maybe it is like the wall, on the way, but not done yet.

I think the dems are tired of us winning though. I will take that in a pinch.

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TheFortress 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sir, this train can't go any faster! (It can)

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NoMoreLies 30 points ago +30 / -0

Iโ€™m the best peace dealer, believe me. I wrote The Art of the Peace Deal. Nobody is better at peace deals than me. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

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Pleepleus 4 points ago +4 / -0

New book? Hah

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Long_time_lurker 30 points ago +30 / -0

Man, if we elect Trump again, the deep state might not even have any more BS wars in random deserts to throw government money at and get rich off of....

Just imagine how pissed off the warmongers would be. No wonder they were looking to get rid of him....

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Barabbas 20 points ago +20 / -0

WHEN, we re elect.

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Long_time_lurker 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thanks for the correction, pede.

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TheMutualist 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're going to punish any candidate in 2024 that remotely sounds disinterested in establishment politics.

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Halcyoncritter 2 points ago +2 / -0

world peace might not be a pipe dream with him in charge.

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SadSwede 1 point ago +1 / -0

The cold war with China and the struggle to maintain supremacy in the pacific should keep the warmongers rich for a while more. But maybe nothing makes as much money as spilling american blood.

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Harambe 49 points ago +50 / -1

I'm expecting a CCP/Taiwan peace deal in his 2nd term. High standards I know. But we gotta push the man for results.

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unsquishable 48 points ago +48 / -0

Sadly you could never trust the CCP to honour any agreement.

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RedPilledRaven 21 points ago +21 / -0

My thoughts on North Korea are similar. Theyโ€™re just buying time before their eventual collapse. Kinda sad during the Korean War, South Korea, wanted to push forward and remove communism from China and takeover North Korea but the world leaders said no we donโ€™t want another world war. We had them on the ropes but let them go.

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AOCs_tits 18 points ago +18 / -0

And Elrond and Isuldur could have thrown the Ring into the fires of Mount Doom. They were right there. But nooooooooo.

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RedPilledRaven 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha kudos to you for remembering anyone not named Frodo or Gollum from LOTR. What a nice remake thatโ€™d make with Winnie the Pooh as Sauron (I had to look up that name).

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tom was a neutral party in the books. He's been around longer than most people and could not be corrupted. But he never tells Frodo and the gang what to do, but instead gives them shelter for as long as they needed it.

Just the same, Tom would have helped anyone who came by his path, but he wouldn't go out of his way to help people if their plight didn't directly affect him and his home.

He was indifferent to the war because he's been around for so long that he's seen many conflicts. Things come and go when you're an immortal who is older than the elves themselves.

I wouldn't say Trump is Tom. Trump is more or less an Aragorn figure. Before politics, Trump just wanted to live a peaceful life away from the politicians he knew, much like Aragorn gave up his royal title and claim to the throne because he wanted to get away from the bullshit.

But when push came to shove, Trump was forced to enter politics and sacrifice a life of luxury to take on an evil and claim his rightful spot as the leader we needed. Much like Aragorn left his ranger lifestyle to fight an enemy that would have ultimately destroyed middle earth, and claimed his rightful spot as the King.

Hope that helps.

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SteveRogers42 6 points ago +6 / -0

Should have let MacArthur finish the job.

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RedPilledRaven 4 points ago +4 / -0

Heโ€™s still a hero in the Philippines.

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SnowflakeJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Kim is dead or brain dead, that would create major problems for the peace deal. New leaders in authoritarian states usually need to prove their strength by stirring shit up.

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JohnScott 1 point ago +1 / -0

My great uncle died in that war. Wrecked my other great uncle who died homeless. We owed it to him to finish what we started. Eisenhower pussed out.

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Tellman125 1 point ago +1 / -0

If TikTok sells, that friggin app with have backdoors up the wazoo

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JediMasterGandalf 36 points ago +36 / -0

This is it. Tell DJT that he can't do it.

Boom! Done.

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TentElephant 19 points ago +19 / -0

Taiwan becomes the official government of China without any shots fired.

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tholins 13 points ago +13 / -0

We might not have to do anything. Chinaโ€™s facing famine this winter.

Oh, has the media not been telling everyone that Chinaโ€™s had to destroy 70% of its harvest by flooding a shitton of farmland because the Yangtze is experiencing its worst flooding in recent memory? Because China is on the brink.

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Pure_Coincidence 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only Chinese "peace deal" I'd accept is the CCP being dissolved and the Kuomintang taking back control of all of China.

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velcrohater 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kuomintang is now a mere friend of CCP in Taiwan but I'll take it if that's the deal.

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Bhoelscher 28 points ago +28 / -0

Too much peace. The peace prize doesn't mean anything anymore. Let's stop giving it.....

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Meddlesom 11 points ago +11 / -0

Barry got it because he Dindu Nuffin.

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GoldwaterVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Lightbringer was first nominated a WHOLE TEN DAYS after he was inaugurated.

TEN FUKIN' DAYS!! Big Mike hadn't even measured the drapes yet.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

He did the best job at not doing anything great for our country. Nothing positive I can think of at all. The sower of hate.

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AOCs_tits 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know, sometimes I think we forget the level of hate the left had for GW. I mean, it wasn't TDS level - not nearly - but at the time it was pretty insane.

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AOCs_tits 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cheney: the guy who was tasked with finding a VP for Bush and after an exhaustive search, suggested himself. Truly amazing. Also an ace pheasant hunter, I'm told.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was a deep state ritual punishment. I have no basis for this. Just look the guy up and the statements he made afterwards, apologizing for what McCain had to go through.

On February 17, Whittington made a public statement that "We all assume certain risks in whatever we do. Whatever activities we pursue and regardless of how experienced, careful and dedicated we are, accidents do and will happen." After being released from the hospital, he issued a statement: "My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this week."

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AOCs_tits 1 point ago +1 / -0

*that's GW Bush. Not George Washington. The level of hate the left has for him is probably equal to their hate of Trump, these days anyway.

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remark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Adjusted for infl-hate-ion

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

He got it for being black. Sounds racist.

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TubySarbette 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's crazy how much progress is being made in so little time

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Bad_nuggets69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seriously. I only heard about Kosovo here, and now another Middle East agreement?

I feel like we are at the brink of breakthrough.

Trump is getting these done like they are nothing.

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SirThundercuntTRONxp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Every time there's a massive explosion somewhere on the Middle East, a peace agreement is signed. First Lebanon then Jordan.

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thuggishruggishtrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't believe how fast all of this is happening, we MUST elect Trump in November, I got a feeling next year is going to be one of the most prosperous in this country's history. Honestly I'm slowly starting to believe in the "muh NESARA" conspiracy.

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RenaissanceOfHope 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is there any apocalyptic prophesies about these recent peace deals?

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tholins 5 points ago +6 / -1

The world could use some Jesus yelling right now. Just saying.

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MSG1000 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only ones Iโ€™d put stock in are Revelations, but while the prophecies arenโ€™t vague they arenโ€™t super specific either. They can apply to many situations.

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BirthHole 4 points ago +4 / -0

Casually forgetting Trump is the first sitting president to go to North Korea.

Trump should already have a peace prize from last year.

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Isolated_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

The left only cares about the country that doesn't exist but starts with a p. Narrative flop will likely focus on that in the coming days.

"think of the poor palestinian children that will be used as meat shields by their parents because of Trump's actions!" - CNN in a few days.

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Dirk_Diggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

How fucked up is it that peace can be negotiated between all these entities, but no peace can be had with democrats in our own country?

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spezisacuckold 2 points ago +2 / -0

I said it once, I'll say it again.

By the time President Trump's 12 years are up he's going to be the most prolific peace broker in all of history.

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dingdongbob 2 points ago +2 / -0

The madman is actually solving peace in the middle east. Crazy what could get done when the president actually tries to fulfill his promises.

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deeluna 2 points ago +2 / -0

That peace symbol was about nuclear dearmament. Look up the history of the peace sign.

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Panhandle4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next up Qatar

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

LIBS: I hate peace now.

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would require surgically removing Islam from Pakistan.

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MAGA_69420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two scoops. Two peace deals. Two terms.

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Joebagofdonuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two Nobel Peace Prizes.

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hereforthewinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

what magic wand does he have??!

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Halcyoncritter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Globalist: NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BRING PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST! WHAT ABOUT THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX AND TERRORIST GROUPS WE SUPPLY?!?!

DJT: Haha Peace talks go brrrrr

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MAGA_8_BALL 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's not going to leave any peace deals for the next president.

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he gets Saudi Arabia to normalize, every Jew in America is gonna vote for him.

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Elias_Pedro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worst warmonger ever

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Ad_Infernum_Apud_Vos 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Trump made peace with alien race, the media will still give him a negative press

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ISRAEL & SAUDI ARABIA ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

DO IT.

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BeekeeperAndy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do Ukraine and Russia next plz!

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Bullet3250 1 point ago +1 / -0

Peace in the Middle East, in our Lifetime....

ONLY TRUMP.

Ands now watch the DEMS March for MORE WARS!!!

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Tellman125 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kosovo and Israel too! -

Kosovo declared its independence from Serbia on 17 February 2008. Israel and Kosovo formally recognized each other on 4 September 2020, when it was announced by President of the United States, Donald Trump, that Israel and Kosovo had recognized each other and that diplomatic relations would be established between the two states.[1]

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu mentioned that "Kosovo will be the first country with a Muslim majority to open an embassy in Jerusalem".[12]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel%E2%80%93Kosovo_relations

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

And if a Democrat gets in office, all of it will be undone.

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SadSwede 1 point ago +1 / -0

You kids better make friends or I'll turn the entire sandbox to glass. I'm crazy, I'll do it, we even upgraded our nuke stash for thus.

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RONIN808 1 point ago +1 / -0

HE DID IT AGAIN THE MADLAD DID IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdiNmW0jw70

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GoldwaterVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

POTUS and Israel about to run out of Arab countries with whom to make peace.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

What happened when Donald trump showed all these now peaceful leaders what the deep state did to.them? The actual.proof? Then the pedophilia? Human trafficking, cannibalism, torture and ritualistic satanic abuse of children. Their wars Nd poverty structured by the deep state. Keeping them in the 15th century divided from western culture and democratic ideals.

Then when tech threatened that, they came up with terrorist and psyops against the entire world population. Brinigng generations in different parts of the globe up in systems that totally lie about the others and put them at enmity. Fabricated lives and limited xhoices...unreal

Those leaders took the sensical.Pproach and joined trymp.in defeating the deep-seated. The traditionally left out nations who were made historical.enemies of our nation are now all enjoined. Wow

These.will be the nation's who recognize Donald trump as the rightful president of the u.s. it will be trumps NEW government that will be recognized. Biden and democrats will be tossed aside on the world stage. Poland, Romania, chech, Bulgaria maybe the Baltic will all go with trump. The EU is about to implode the global.power shift is huge and away from whaT had been traditional fascist influenced nations. Like germany. This is really fascinating.