It's a bit embarrassing but in the UK that's a serious stance. A sword is one of the only weapons of significance you can own.
When I entertain Americans I show them my sword and crossbow collection.
Sometimes I take them into the cellar and show them the more creative things such as boxes of drain unblocker (face remover) and super soakers for if crowd control is required.
For intruders we just go to the shed or closet. Burglars are very careful to virtually never invade an occupied home. Guns are the least of your worries. Have you ever thought about what it would be like to have your face chewed off by an electric whisker or to be mauled by a drill bit? Guns don't work well around corners and around every corner you never know what might be waiting for you. The one benefit is that home invasion of an occupied house by a stranger that is unsure if you're in or out is virtually non-existent.
There's another way to look at this. The less effective the more effective.
Would you rather die by a gun shot to the head or worse the sensation of all your flesh, tendons and all the mechanics that allow you to circumnavigate the world (such as to move at that which gives you pleasure and away from that which gives you pain rather than being a piece of flotsam bobbing on the waves) torn from you then left as a gurgling potato for a couple of decades trapped in a prison worse than prison one of your own flesh and blood or rather lack there off a hapless observer people buzzing around you and tending to you like a baby thinking you want feeding when you're really saying over and over "kill me" begging for a mercy killing.
A very very long and painful death indeed. Living but nothing else. One day the potato spluttered. The nurse responded on dear are you hungry, did you poop yourself, do you need more morphine or is it something else. It was "if only he had a gun instead, legalise guns, please".
It's a very good deterrent indeed. The problem is it's not so good against the man. Or is it? Then you have to get really creative to get destructive.
If there's many of them and only one of you all the better.
You only have to take down one and it's even. That's easy because it's more targets.
Generally speaking though once the typical piece of scum sees their like reversing back out of the corner gripping their spilling guts and wearing the face of death then they scram because they know what's coming for them and that's worth way less than whatever valuables are in the next room.
I spare no quarter. Nothing deters me. When filth dares invade my territory either they get what's coming to them or I die trying.
There should be a warning on the label for black jeans,
"Warning, the State of California has determined that black jeans are likely to cause incel behavior, promulgate virginity, and have a negative impact on your ability to have children "
Why do dorks like this stand with their legs so far apart? The first thing they'll need to do if attacked is fix their stance. Fuckin' retarded and I never understood why they do this.
It's a bit embarrassing but in the UK that's a serious stance. A sword is one of the only weapons of significance you can own.
When I entertain Americans I show them my sword and crossbow collection.
Sometimes I take them into the cellar and show them the more creative things such as boxes of drain unblocker (face remover) and super soakers for if crowd control is required.
For intruders we just go to the shed or closet. Burglars are very careful to virtually never invade an occupied home. Guns are the least of your worries. Have you ever thought about what it would be like to have your face chewed off by an electric whisker or to be mauled by a drill bit? Guns don't work well around corners and around every corner you never know what might be waiting for you. The one benefit is that home invasion of an occupied house by a stranger that is unsure if you're in or out is virtually non-existent.
We make do.
I'd advise against the whisker. The wife will go mad.
There's another way to look at this. The less effective the more effective.
Would you rather die by a gun shot to the head or worse the sensation of all your flesh, tendons and all the mechanics that allow you to circumnavigate the world (such as to move at that which gives you pleasure and away from that which gives you pain rather than being a piece of flotsam bobbing on the waves) torn from you then left as a gurgling potato for a couple of decades trapped in a prison worse than prison one of your own flesh and blood or rather lack there off a hapless observer people buzzing around you and tending to you like a baby thinking you want feeding when you're really saying over and over "kill me" begging for a mercy killing.
A very very long and painful death indeed. Living but nothing else. One day the potato spluttered. The nurse responded on dear are you hungry, did you poop yourself, do you need more morphine or is it something else. It was "if only he had a gun instead, legalise guns, please".
It's a very good deterrent indeed. The problem is it's not so good against the man. Or is it? Then you have to get really creative to get destructive.
If there's many of them and only one of you all the better.
You only have to take down one and it's even. That's easy because it's more targets.
Generally speaking though once the typical piece of scum sees their like reversing back out of the corner gripping their spilling guts and wearing the face of death then they scram because they know what's coming for them and that's worth way less than whatever valuables are in the next room.
I spare no quarter. Nothing deters me. When filth dares invade my territory either they get what's coming to them or I die trying.
We don't solely rely on the media. However it is quick unheard off barring sissified areas rife with the liberal snot nose.
Attempted home invasion by strangers does happen but when they get it wrong the moment they hear the chainsaw revving up they're already gone.
A real shame. I do so wish you could get a silencer for the common chainsaw.
I’d rather you just shoot me lol
KEK!
He's going to get a sunburn if mom doesn't rush out with the SPF-50 soon
kek
That's a really long sword. I wonder how many times he's cut himself pretending to be a Vampire Samurai SJW
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeality !!!!!!
What a gentleman. He even brought his own spike to be impaled with, on the side of the road.
hahahahahahahahaha
Sharp Dildo goes Brippp
Is that an extension cord around his waist?
hahahahahahahahaha
Cuckruto
There should be a warning on the label for black jeans,
"Warning, the State of California has determined that black jeans are likely to cause incel behavior, promulgate virginity, and have a negative impact on your ability to have children "
most excellent missive pede
Sneakers make the outfit!
hahahahahahahahaha
Also the rope belt is dope!
he looks like keanu reeves
The coolest guy at the Magic tournament
Stabs 3 comrades.....
Except without the sword, and accidentally setting himself on fire.
Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Why do dorks like this stand with their legs so far apart? The first thing they'll need to do if attacked is fix their stance. Fuckin' retarded and I never understood why they do this.
Anime?
Arm red from drugs?
Better example: https://youtu.be/gPbVRpRgHso?t=23
Darkwing Cuck
I see your katana and I raise you a 12g.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeality !!!!!!!!!!!!