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posted ago by Fosbury68 ago by Fosbury68 +40 / -0

Archangel Uriel gave the warning that led to the construction of Noah's Ark, the Book of Enoch (part of the Jewish and Christian apocrypha) says. God chose Uriel, the angel of wisdom, to warn the biblical prophet Noah to prepare for a great flood by building the ark.

So I'm checking out at the grocery store today and guess what my cashier's and bagger's names were.

Uriel and Noah. Holy Moses! I knew Uriel was an Archangel but didn't know their connection until I got home and looked up Uriel again.

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Lunatic_Fringe_PhD 2 points ago +3 / -1

So... are you building a boat?

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Isaiah53 3 points ago +3 / -0

God promised to never flood the earth again with water.

The next flood, He said, will be of fire.

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Fosbury68 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am aware and I happen to live in a very fire prone locale. Lost everything in 2003, but thankfully full replacement coverage saved the day.

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Isaiah53 2 points ago +2 / -0

I lived, for years, in the opposite...

Storm surges of 7-9 feet rolling down my block every few years.

FEMA supposedly handles that insurance. The only people I saw getting payouts were renters.

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Fosbury68 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not too handy and I don't have much yard space, so...

https://s11.therealdeal.com/trd/up/2016/01/I-should-buy-a-boat-cat.jpg

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Isaiah53 2 points ago +2 / -0

The last of the Last Days, according to Jesus, will be, "As in the days of Noah", meaning everyone has been warned as to what is coming, but no one believes it.

Noah preached to anyone who would listen for decades, and they just laughed at him. They watched his ark being built, its nearing completion a blaring alarm from God's clock.

But what did Jesus say they were doing? They were partying, getting married, etc., like there was nothing coming from God on the near horizon.

The Middle East accords are being signed now. That is biblical. When you see the Jews in Jerusalem restart the sacrifices, count back 18 months. The 7-year tribulation period started ticking then.

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bellcurvestrikesback 1 point ago +1 / -0

Synchronistic

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Fosbury68 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wish I did, we could raise the ark in a couple of days.

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Drgreygoose02 2 points ago +2 / -0

No shit, they removed my old roof and put on a new metal one in less than a day.