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Sixty2ndAssassin 95 points ago +95 / -0

That shimmy!

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JoeBidenIsAPeD0 47 points ago +47 / -0

That damned shimmy

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unsquishable 36 points ago +36 / -0

You see, that's where the trouble began

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HonkNJhonk 19 points ago +19 / -0

**puts on red ball cap...

What is “trouble”?

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Dang 21 points ago +21 / -0

gets me everytime

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LongKahn 67 points ago +68 / -1

He looks like he's having some fun! Obviously a TON on his mind tho

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pmurTJdlanoD 31 points ago +31 / -0

Makes me feel absolutely PATHETIC about complaining about my tiny, minuscule insignificant problems when GEOTUS can project such fun with the weight of western civilization and humanity’s freedom on his massive, massive shoulders.

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Mathelm 21 points ago +21 / -0

Big dick counter balance.

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

With giant balls as a fulcrum

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IDGAF-DT2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

I agree...but it helps considerably since he surrounds himself with very capable and extremely driven individuals...

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KickingPugilist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not always. Reince Priebus, Rex Tillerson, Bolton, there have been plenty of dweebs and losers that he put up with for a while. Even the backstabbing generals.

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IDGAF-DT2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha. Yep. Those were hires he had to make to placate some of those still sitting on the fence...

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PensivePatriot 37 points ago +37 / -0

That video always brings me back to election night 2016. I went out and screamed in the street when they announced he’d won.

I was not alone.

This year will be all the sweeter!!

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mass55th 34 points ago +34 / -0

The one thing that struck me about election night 2016 is that Hillary never made a statement, never even called into the Jacob Javits Center, where all of her supporters had been the whole day. Even if she didn't want to be on remote camera, the least she could have done was call in and thank all of them for supporting her all those months. Instead, she sends out John Podesta, to do his Ferris Bueller impersonation, and tell everyone to go home. I've seen a lot of Presidential elections since the first time I voted in 1968, and I've never seen a losing Presidential candidate who totally ignored the people who broke their asses campaigning for them. She's a f*cking ingrate.

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mass55th 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for bring that to my attention. I should have said f*cking cunt ingrate.

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RuleoVicus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can't let the drunk out.

I'm pretty sure this is the reason.

Worst drug crisis in American, more than heroin.

Spez: human trafficking. That's #1. My oops.

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Maxmax 2 points ago +2 / -0

She was a fucking drunken mess after 9 pm election night. The bitch lost it all...and it was glorious!

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Jojobelle 1 point ago +2 / -1

You spell side of beef wrong

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MrSnappy 16 points ago +16 / -0

It was 3AM my time when they called...that video brings it all back...!!

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christmasbandit 13 points ago +13 / -0

MeToo# I will never forget that night, my gf, now wife, ended up breaking up with me the next day before she came back around lmao. Needless to say I got wild the next day and this song always brings back those priceless memories. I still tease her today about it and it will never get old lol.

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MrSnappy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Whew lad, that is a MAGA romance story for real...KEK willed it!!! Congrats on winning her back!

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christmasbandit 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don't get me wrong, she voted Trump too, but she just couldn't handle how fucking excited I was lol. We'd been together off and on for 8 years before I proposed last year, she's a gem for sure tho. Still makes me la.ugh, and she still gets embarrassed all these years later lmao. Just celebrated our 1st anniversary the other day

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IntersectionalXhe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol, glad to hear it worked out. I was seeing one lady around that time and she seemed pretty moderate. Kept telling me she couldn’t vote for Trump because of the pussy grabbing but didn’t like Ol’ Slab’O’Beef either. I was just happy to rail her out on the weekends and ignore her Sun-Thurs so I wasn’t that concerned until Nov. 9th. She had a full scale meltdown and called me hysterical at 11am while I was at work. Now I had stayed up until 4 am watching election coverage. I woke up at 730 the next day to get into work for a meeting so I was tired. She calls me and tells me she spent 4 hours just screaming. It was at this point I knew it was over, but, I didn’t hate her, so I tried to talk her down to no avail. In between scream sobbing she accused me of being a Nazi because I wasn’t crying. So.... yeah, I guess I broke up with my “girlfriend” too that day, but she was really more of a biological sex doll who expired on November 8, 2016. She had short blue hair and hairy armpits that went with the +50lb downgrade she underwent during Covid in her last picture, so, no real loss.

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MrSnappy 3 points ago +3 / -0

So ...basically she’s the sane one...LOL....MAGA 2020 to you both!!!

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zabbers 8 points ago +8 / -0

And this year they're not gonna call it at all.

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JKillen 4 points ago +5 / -1

Our boss was 80 came in, said he stayed up till 3.

Said I think this country judt dodged a serious bullet, and gave us all a 100 dollar bill, told us to take our girl out for wine and dinner the whole 9. And he meant it!

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Maxmax 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was right.

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zabbers 7 points ago +7 / -0

It was good seeing everyone proven wrong. Watch this and enjoy the memories. :D

https://youtu.be/n0yuAqjHcQk?t=246

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RagnarD 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was great! Thanks for sharing.

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DJTrumpMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

My fave of all time. It makes me feel happy.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 11 points ago +11 / -0

The 10 hour version? A man of culture.

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BernVictimNYC 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll always love this song. It perfectly captured the energy of election night 2016.

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DJTrumpMAGA 26 points ago +26 / -0

GEOTUS LOVES this song. I've seen him "dance" to it a few times in videos. It's one of those songs that you can't help but want to groove a little and it makes you feel good. I'm straight as an arrow and hate to dance but when I hear that song I just want get up and dance.

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mathteach314159 21 points ago +21 / -0

Hahah what a great way to end my night. Thank you Mr. President for being so light on your feet when everything around us is so damn heavy. You are the light for us to follow.

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stevehuffmansbull 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can you imagine the absolute corruption and slime he has to put up with every day? The garbage media bashing him 24/7. The Democrats lying and encouraging violence against our brave law enforcement. Media gaslighting. Anarchists, communists, terrorists, Hollywood, pedophiles, leftists, and Trump is still able to float around like a feather.

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LesAnanasNeParlePas 19 points ago +19 / -0

dios bendiga al señor Trump

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1776-or-1984 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dammit this sound so good I gotta quick translate it

Edit: "god bless mr trump!" I AGREE!!!!!

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Ithrowawaay 18 points ago +18 / -0

My mans wants to dance.

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MythArcana 18 points ago +18 / -0

Imagine what he knows, then trying to fix it all.

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MrSnappy 7 points ago +7 / -0

...he’s incredible!!!

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ElectricChad 17 points ago +17 / -0

OMG I love this so much! How awesome. GEOTUS has got the moves!

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DonDon69 16 points ago +17 / -1

Was he acknowledging someone's Q sign at 0:18 in the video?

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JKillen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes. And I saw it too

WWG1WGA

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JunkieBiden 15 points ago +16 / -1

This is the guy they think is Hitler reincarnated. They're so mentally ill

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flame_whip 1 point ago +1 / -0

To Hitler's credit, I've seen him bust a move on DMT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPs3EeRyL9Y&t=31

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NoahGav 1 point ago +1 / -0

When God says the person who kills Hitler gets a free pass to heaven.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

That hand signal at the end.

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WinnerPlaysTCU 12 points ago +12 / -0

He’s missed us

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AdamSmith1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

You can see him start dancing and hearing Melania in his head “Baby dont do that” as he smiles.

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CA-Patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

That totally made me smile. Thanks!

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MustafaJones 8 points ago +8 / -0

The right in the Trump era does seem to be a LOT more fun than the doom and gloom left. Much more positivity and energy. Like it a lot.

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Fangerang 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's amazing, the man hasn't aged a single day since becoming President. I wanna see what he looks like after 8 years, younger and more vibrant than ever, compared to the old ghoul Obama was after 8 years.

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Hawksendoom 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love how he did the same double fist move from the never come down video!

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PepesCovfefe 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Hero from a Hero’s Journey.

One like him only incarnates on the earthly plane once a millennia.

Appreciate it my friends. He is The One.

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MrSnappy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jung wrote about the evolution of such a type...I’ve never have seen anyone like him before and I’ve met a lot of interesting folk...Jung and Campbell got it right!

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PepesCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly; that’s what I was referencing. Cool you got the reference!

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MrSnappy 3 points ago +3 / -0

And a very excellent reference it is!!

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RagnarD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump is the "gray champion" Strauss and Howe discuss in their Fourth Turning theory. He's our George Washington.

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PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is interesting; I’m reading about it now; I was unfamiliar with this theory.

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Jobu567 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dude. With the weight of the world on his shoulders, the fact that he can still have fun, is amazing. God bless and guide this man!

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Barkz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clearly way more self aware the Joe Hidin'

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Basedimmigrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Every day I think it is not possible for me to love President Trump more than I already do , and everyday he proves me wrong!!

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Croatan_man 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can't imagine how tired that man is from campaigning and running a country. The fact that he can muster up the energy to be HIGH ENERGY is amazing. That's a tough man

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HistoryInvestigator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's have 4 more years of fun by getting EVERYONE on our side to vote!

LOTS and LOTS of conservatives and Trump supporters have STILL not registered to vote. Even some Democrats who are now switching sides have not registered.

Check your status, register yourselves and get others who are passionate about Trump and conservative values if you or they haven't yet registered:

https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote#item-212645 (or check the side bar)

Remember that this is a numbers game and we need to WIN!

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RuleoVicus 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is so gay 🤗🤗🇺🇸🇺🇸💃💃♥️♥️

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wrongkindofimmigrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Perfect.

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Ben45 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love this so much

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LegitClapping 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love our GEOTUS so much!

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beacray 4 points ago +4 / -0

His Destiny.

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Threesrwild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Q!

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Magastein143 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love when he dances

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Frodokins 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s the hero that we do not deserve. God bless him.

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wished he lived next to me, so I could mow his lawn for free with my John Deere 997 zero turn 72" with grass catcher on the back. It was built here in the USA!!

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WestCoastG 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm going to the Vegas Peaceful Protest! It's only about a 4 - 5 hour drive from LA and I figure this is probably the last time I'll ever be able to catch GEOTUS on the campaign trail.

I'm planning on leaving Saturday morning, getting there by 3pm or 4pm. I want to be able to get in and as close to the podium as possible. For anyone that's been to a rally before, what should I know? Thanks!

Edit: anyone know where the peaceful protest is going to be held? The only info I have from the event page is:

Event Details Sun, September 13, 2020 07:00 pm (PDT) Doors Open: 04:00 pm

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WakeUpGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did he just nod and sign "Q" at :18?

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BarneyFrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

🎵 It’s fun to work on M-A-G-A!

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Danbulla16 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think that’s a fact. What a legend. 4 more years

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leahcim 3 points ago +3 / -0

He really does grow stronger from all this doesn't he....

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Please_Clap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh give me a fucking break. Orange Man Bad! /s :)

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SonomaGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

he certainly stayed on stage longer at the end of this rally than usual.

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Spunas1 2 points ago +3 / -1

His staccato has changed. Not sure if it’s due to getting worn out, or his disappointment from learning that half the country have turned into Valley girls!

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Rockmanneo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want him to dance more. I want to see his SNL performance live one day 😄

https://youtu.be/X-XwgZSe0is

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rudi_reifenstecher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Young vibrant man!

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Jsa9 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's called the M.A.G.A..."

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SadSwede 2 points ago +2 / -0

The press, probably: "Trump signals to women he wants a hand job"

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