You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
The last few paragraphs of John Ross' novel "Unintended Consequences" (possibly the grandfather of 2A novels):
After ten minutes of concentrated effort, the First Lady told her husband that his neck and shoulders were
as relaxed as they were going to get.
"Thanks, hon," the President said as he ran his fingers through his
wife's long black hair. Then he scowled.
"Still worried about Alex Neumann?" she asked.
"No, I-" he started to say, then stopped. "Well, yes, of course I still wonder where he is," the President
corrected himself, "but that's not what I was thinking of just now. Jews don't eat pork, at least Orthodox
Jews don't, but do they raise it?"
"What on earth are you talking about?"
"It was something Irwin Mann said this morning. I had a lot on my mind and it didn't register. Now it
doesn't make any sense. I'm sure I heard him correctly, though; his accent's not that heavy. It was when I
asked him if he really did have business to attend to in Missouri."
"What did he say?"
"He said yes. He said he had to go feed his hogs."
The rural West Coast is all like this. Mostly because people move out into the sticks to get away from the city bullshit, so their tolerance for drama is really low.
Up until they started wildfires, I was with the "optics" crowd. Now I think a line has been crossed where the optics wouldn't even be all that bad if anarchists started getting perforated.
Don't forget to get rid of any cellphone they have on them. They can be tracked by GPS. Though if they're smart they'll have tracking off because it would also link them to any crimes they were planning on committing.
Takes 16 hogs to devour every trace of a human being 👀
And it'll take them 8 minutes
It would probably take half that time to devour 150 lb soyboy weaklings.
They'll run into issues if they have to go through one of Antifas insulin powered tank classes
Or half the Hoggs, better to kill em and throw em in the fire. I might want to eat those hogs someday.
You gotta starve the hogs for a few days. LPT
they'll eat a dead body :P
Starving for a hog only take 2 days maybe 1 and a half.
Stfu libtard
its from a movie. Get your head checked.
Last thing i need is someone named "guruchild" calling someone a libtard while having a flower child hippy name.
🤨
I've a chopper seat with your name on it.
To which printer port are you referring?
The big purple one.
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Jesus.
You said it man.
Nobody fucks with da Jesus.
I am the walrus.
You're out of your element.
Shut the fuck up Donnie!
A smooth transition from Snatch to Big Lebowski? I love this place.
Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Personified in this case by an horrible cunt...me.
Hubris=Hillary Nemesis=Trump
The last few paragraphs of John Ross' novel "Unintended Consequences" (possibly the grandfather of 2A novels):
After ten minutes of concentrated effort, the First Lady told her husband that his neck and shoulders were as relaxed as they were going to get.
"Thanks, hon," the President said as he ran his fingers through his wife's long black hair. Then he scowled.
"Still worried about Alex Neumann?" she asked.
"No, I-" he started to say, then stopped. "Well, yes, of course I still wonder where he is," the President corrected himself, "but that's not what I was thinking of just now. Jews don't eat pork, at least Orthodox Jews don't, but do they raise it?"
"What on earth are you talking about?"
"It was something Irwin Mann said this morning. I had a lot on my mind and it didn't register. Now it doesn't make any sense. I'm sure I heard him correctly, though; his accent's not that heavy. It was when I asked him if he really did have business to attend to in Missouri."
"What did he say?"
"He said yes. He said he had to go feed his hogs."
Jews do raise pigs. Just because they don't eat pork doesn't mean they won't grub the money of those who do.
Also a lot of them eat pork.
That's fucking disturbing!
It's a good thing communists aren't people
Snatch quote, nice!
Like Robert Pickton, BC pig farmer who disappeared a whole bunch of hookers over a long period of time.
hogs probably would be the fastest and less to raise eyebrows. I mean shit you're just buying some pigs to raise.
Y'all are gonna want to refund the police pretty quick once you get a taste of community policing.
The rural West Coast is all like this. Mostly because people move out into the sticks to get away from the city bullshit, so their tolerance for drama is really low.
1950s Orange County
I love this
"By order of Winchester, Colt, Smith&Wesson (c)"
🤣🤣🤣
Not one word misspelled.
I've said for years, the best pedes are the articulate, literate, hog-keeping ones.
Actually I've just started saying that this morning.
This is the way.
Burn their remains and bury them in a shallow ditch. It's how they would want to go.
Feed em to the gators and hogs
And fun!
You will be a missing person who nobody misses.
at the bottom: If you can see this sign, then you are on private, posted property and are in range. I wouldn't so much as exhale a vape if I were you.
This is MAGA country
Up until they started wildfires, I was with the "optics" crowd. Now I think a line has been crossed where the optics wouldn't even be all that bad if anarchists started getting perforated.
This sign should be posted everywhere.
Maybe that's part of their plan, if the crops we eat next year are contaminated with high soy content.
This needs to be a highway road sign.
That is assuming they can read. . .
This is the way.
Don't forget to get rid of any cellphone they have on them. They can be tracked by GPS. Though if they're smart they'll have tracking off because it would also link them to any crimes they were planning on committing.
Yup. This needs to be everyone's attitude in 2020
This is it, disappeared
Zip tie ‘em to a dead tree and walk away.