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posted ago by Dimocrat_Lies ago by Dimocrat_Lies +3797 / -0

We have no idea who is starting them or why. We just know it was totally not the people who were doing it last week.

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kaseius1 20 points ago +20 / -0

gLobAL wARmiNG!!!!!

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NixonsDMTdealer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Serial killer and governor of California, Patrick Bateman, said it’s because climate change and because Paul Allen’s business card had a watermark.

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Notablitheringidiot 3 points ago +3 / -0

How is Paul Allen? I heard he went away to London for a few days...

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

He does have a slightly better haircut than Paul Allen, even though they go to the same barber

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Traiya 8 points ago +8 / -0

When the globe is on fire, it is warm.

Now that's science!

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ParticleCannon 6 points ago +6 / -0

The planet is being destroyed! Look, look!

(destroys planet)

See?

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