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Ebbie8708 34 points ago +36 / -2

And I want a man who will teach me how to use a paintball gun and go paintballing.

We all can’t get what we want!!

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Ebbie8708 20 points ago +20 / -0

I want a homestead. With pigs, dogs, a couple of goats and chickens. Probably some sheep.

But I can’t imagine raising an animal just to eat it. I’m too emotional for that shit! I still feel guilty as 10 types of fucks for putting my dog down in January 2016. 🥺😭

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Russianhoneypot 22 points ago +22 / -0

Trust me when you have spent $200 on fence repairs after your $100 pig got out and decimated your vegetable garden with. no. guilt. Visions of pork chops and bacon will start shamelessly floating in your head.

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, I would have a pet pig. There’s a video of a person with 3 dogs and a pet pig.

Life goals tbh

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Ebbie8708 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m not vegan cuz I have a spine. I will just have to go shopping for meat. I already took up gardening thanks to the lockdowns. 😅

Though bacon is the only pork product I will eat. Pigs are my favorite animal, but I am American and we eats bacon, damnit.

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MakeCaliRedAgain2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think chickens are a good way to break into meat raising. I raise both hens for eggs and Cornish crosses for meat. It was definitely rough putting them out and still is to be completely honest. I just had a cow and a pig done too. It’s definitely a blood pumping experience but it can be normalized even for animal lovers like myself. Fresh meat tastes so much better than store bought and the appreciation is something you can’t replicate. I’m just a city boy from San Diego as well so it can definitely be done.

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sackofwisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

For the animal lovers in this thread, have a nice hard think about all the ones who were just burned alive in the arson fires. Keep in mind that the same ruthlessness can be enacted upon humans.

Are all the helicopter memes today because of the fires in particular? These scumbags and their supporters are losing more and more simp-athizers by the minute.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

did you eat your dog?

some animals were made for the food chain. some animals are angels in fur coats. you can eat a chicken and still love your dog

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 11 points ago +12 / -1

“Hunting Politicians” will be the most popular sport in America in 2021.

Change my mind.

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publ1us 8 points ago +8 / -0

I dunno, "Hunting Fake News Reporters" might give it a run for it's money in the ratings.

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Analmanlebron 4 points ago +4 / -0

God I wish this was real

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ShakeNBake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awesome!

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Bricksandcoats 8 points ago +8 / -0

You're clearly looking in the wrong places... try going to Bob Wards around late September depending on when hunting season starts in your area, and look for a good looking guy without a ring in the ammunition (or better yet, reloading) section... we're out here!

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oooooh that's great advice! I'm heading out for Bass's Pro shop tomorrow!

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Bricksandcoats 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep us posted!

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bass Pro no bueno but I like the moxie in going straight to the Pro Shop for that not-broke not-hunting-for-substinence manly man!

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 6 points ago +6 / -0

At her request, I taught my girlfriend how to clean a handgun. Am I doing it right?

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Melthesender45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well we could learn together if you like.

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OutcastSeal 1 point ago +1 / -0

A must-have skill for commie 20 year olds who like to steal Trump yard signs and Trump flags. Gotta have those 9mm skills also in case a commie decides stealing yard signs isn't enough and wants to break in!

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anishr 10 points ago +11 / -1

I know right?? How dare she just mentions something she wants!

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whyloginonly 10 points ago +10 / -0

Everything is more fun with friends. And significant others are the top tier friends.

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Rainspa 1 point ago +2 / -1

OTOH, Tranny Man, what exactly do you have to offer a lady? Other than charm, that is.

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Rainspa 1 point ago +2 / -1

You seem nice.