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PilotPinochet 25 points ago +25 / -0

We need a dating site for all those aeronautically inclined. Someplace where we can meet people to date who share our interests in the aerodynamics of free falling commies. What would we call such a site?

Gravity. “Feel it’s inexorable pull on your heart.”

or

Float. “Meet the person who will elevate your spirits while lightening your load.”

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Unbent 7 points ago +7 / -0

PixieDust: "I believe they can fly"

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HonkNJhonk [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s more prolific than “what can you put in a barrel that has no mass to make it lighter? A hole.”.

Seriously, man you just broke modern physics. Patent that shit!