People enjoy sharing wisdom of their experiences. Some of it is because we like being helpful, some of it is probably a little vain.

My favorite piece of advice for new parents is something I experienced and wished someone would have told me: don’t get button-up onesies. Don’t let your parents or friends buy you button-up onesies. Only get zipper onesies. The reason being is when it’s 4 am and you’re tired as fuck and have to get up in a couple hours for work so you’re irritated too, and you’re changing your infant’s blowout diaper, you really don’t want to have to deal with those tiny evil buttons