4431 () posted 215 days ago by HonkNJhonk 215 days ago by HonkNJhonk +4431 / -0 378 comments share 378 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (378) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 7 ▼ – runonce 7 points 215 days ago +7 / -0 Been married 40 yrs. Yes, that question stills comes up occasionally. permalink save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – Zadok 13 points 215 days ago +14 / -1 The first 5 years it's "house sex" when you do it in every room in the house. The next 15 years is "bedroom sex" when you only do it in the bedroom. The last 30 years is "hall sex" when you just yell fuck you down the hall. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 215 days ago +3 / -1 ▲ 2 ▼ – RenaissanceOfHope 2 points 215 days ago +3 / -1 Then why don’t you offer to get a vasectomy and/or her get her tubes tied so that you can enjoy sex without pregnancy? u/Caroney-Bologna permalink parent save report block reply
Been married 40 yrs. Yes, that question stills comes up occasionally.
The first 5 years it's "house sex" when you do it in every room in the house.
The next 15 years is "bedroom sex" when you only do it in the bedroom.
The last 30 years is "hall sex" when you just yell fuck you down the hall.
Then why don’t you offer to get a vasectomy and/or her get her tubes tied so that you can enjoy sex without pregnancy? u/Caroney-Bologna