4431 () posted 215 days ago by HonkNJhonk 215 days ago by HonkNJhonk +4431 / -0 378 comments share 378 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (378) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 13 ▼ – Zadok 13 points 215 days ago +14 / -1 The first 5 years it's "house sex" when you do it in every room in the house. The next 15 years is "bedroom sex" when you only do it in the bedroom. The last 30 years is "hall sex" when you just yell fuck you down the hall. permalink save report block reply
The first 5 years it's "house sex" when you do it in every room in the house.
The next 15 years is "bedroom sex" when you only do it in the bedroom.
The last 30 years is "hall sex" when you just yell fuck you down the hall.