My commie friend on social media posted about guns today. For a second I almost gave a joke answer on making sure to clean them after shooting, partially for upkeep and partially to make sure you are familiar with taking your weapon apart, but realized I didn't want to give sound advice on guns to commies.
Tell your commie friend it will help if he practices spinning the gun with his finger on the trigger like they do in the movies -- but only when he's around his other commie friends to show off! And it works better when it's loaded with the safety off.
Be sure to let him know that the best lubricant for new guns is crunchy peanut butter. We all secretly use it and if he wants to be able to really trust his weapon in the moment of truth, he should slather it up just like we do. It also helps to keep it in the freezer.
This is why that, even though I have guns and ammo to spare that I could sell right now, I haven't been, my concern is that I might unknowingly be arming a commie.
My commie friend on social media posted about guns today. For a second I almost gave a joke answer on making sure to clean them after shooting, partially for upkeep and partially to make sure you are familiar with taking your weapon apart, but realized I didn't want to give sound advice on guns to commies.
Tell your commie friend it will help if he practices spinning the gun with his finger on the trigger like they do in the movies -- but only when he's around his other commie friends to show off! And it works better when it's loaded with the safety off.
You have to use a jerking motion to get the gun to spin. Jerking your finger/hand is the best way to spin a gun.. so I’m told.
Be sure to let him know that the best lubricant for new guns is crunchy peanut butter. We all secretly use it and if he wants to be able to really trust his weapon in the moment of truth, he should slather it up just like we do. It also helps to keep it in the freezer.
This is why that, even though I have guns and ammo to spare that I could sell right now, I haven't been, my concern is that I might unknowingly be arming a commie.
All mine took that permanent salt water bath in the Pacific Ocean off the coast here in California, after a tragic boating accident.