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DJMAGA2020 [S] 257 points ago +257 / -0

Jacob blake broke into his ex's house and put his hand inside of her vagina. He sniffed it and said this smells like another men. This is why there was a restraining order.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 177 points ago +178 / -1

Hero of millionaire NFL sportsball players.

Not surprised.

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StillplayenSometimes 121 points ago +121 / -0

I hate the NFL and it's players. I'll NEVER watch that garbage again.

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WinnerPlaysTCU 33 points ago +36 / -3

Same. Which sucks because the Cowboys were finally going to be good this year! Screw em now though

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h3xAd3c1m4L 6 points ago +6 / -0

My mom loved the ‘boys back in the 90’s. Being from Dallas, it’s hard to see that team the way it is now.

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RustySheckleford 4 points ago +12 / -8

I'm a broncos fan and we finally, maybe have a quarterback. I'm so conflicted.

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LatitudeofMind 47 points ago +47 / -0

America > NFL

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beaulijah58 19 points ago +19 / -0

Bottom line! I gave up the NFL three years ago. Don't miss it one bit. America and the Greatest POTUS of my lifetime take precedence.

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cowpen 9 points ago +9 / -0

Same. For me, it was when the league prevented the Cowboys from honoring the fallen Dallas LEO's. Haven't seen a single play since. Haven't missed it either.

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Redditsucksdick 18 points ago +18 / -0

Dude, in NBA, my Raptors finally won this first championship so I was super excited for this season. Then they emblazoned their bus with “BLM” and kneeling on behalf of criminals.. so fuck them

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Redditsucksdick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like he and his good friend Jeffrey used to share

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Useful_Vidiots 13 points ago +13 / -0

They aren't values if you only exercise them when convenient. Get an actual hobby.

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WinnerPlaysTCU 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s a tough situation and it isn’t any of our faults. Trust me, I’m a senior sports broadcasting major graduating in April. Sports suck now and I hate it because I don’t know what I’m going to do about it, but I know God and Country are what matters. I’ve loved my Cowboys since birth but if they and the rest of the league think they can come through my TV and call me, my family and my ancestors disgusting names and say we suck then they can all shove it. To each his own, but I won’t be watching. It sucks but it’s less sucky than sitting through all this

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RustySheckleford 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually went out and got a CJ degree because it was interesting and I thought I'd go out and become a cop before I realized it's a really tough, demanding job dealing with people who hate you everyday, and now I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do with that shit. Luckily the ANG has been very good to me.

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Yourmemeisgood -1 points ago +2 / -3

Watch it and learn the ways of the enemy. Become the best damn sports broadcaster in history and make it great again. That is your mission.

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Gadbous 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fact that you know this means you haven't walked away.....

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RustySheckleford 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well if I had walked away, I wouldn't be conflicted "smart" ass

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Gadbous 1 point ago +1 / -0

You just proved my point.....

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Mrs_Fonebone 4 points ago +5 / -1

Tell me about it--lifelong Vikings fan. Oh, wait, not watching actually is self-care....

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crimsonfancy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm in South Louisiana. Saints territory. We all thought Drew Brees could do no wrong, he lived loved by all.
Now look what he's gone and done. An absolute shame. He should be run out of town imo.

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Branith 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not as long as Dak remains the starter and the Jones's own the team.

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Thundermark 16 points ago +16 / -0

We pay grown men millions of $$$ to play a kid's game and then wonder why so many of them are a bunch of mentally-stunted crybabies. XD

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Mrs_Fonebone 3 points ago +5 / -2

Crybabies...when they aren't killing people or beating their wives and children from the 'testosterone" aka steroid overuse.

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Thundermark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crybullies.

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GEOTUSMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

And in 100 years, no one will remember their names. They contribute nothing of value to society.

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Thundermark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe that's why they go for the political angle. Name one Roman gladiator you remember off the top of your head who isn't Spartacus.

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HistoryInvestigator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't just do negative action with boycotts and bans, we also need positive action like registering to vote, whether ourselves or others.

LOTS and LOTS of conservatives and Trump supporters have STILL not registered to vote. Even some Democrats who are now switching sides have not registered. Check your status, register yourselves and get others who are passionate about Trump and conservative values if you or they haven't yet registered:

https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote#item-212645 (or check the side bar)

Remember that this is a numbers game and we need to WIN!

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DixMcCoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wasn't there a somewhat old joke, might have came to light around the time of OJ Simpson (I remember watching footage of his Bronco speeding down the highway)

The joke:

National Felons League

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

As someone who can no longer cheer for the Redskins, my favorite team since I was 6 years old, it makes it easy to boycott football this year.

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beachy_keen 3 points ago +3 / -0

They really are big fans of abusing women. So it makes sense.

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ForHumans 44 points ago +44 / -0

“Wtf I love grabbing women by the pussy now” - Biden voters

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LatitudeofMind 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well yeah, they are voting for Biden

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john_smokin 3 points ago +3 / -0

C'mon man, I thought you liked me

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montanapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

This needs to be a meme. Autists mount up!

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ChicomUberAlles 40 points ago +40 / -0

hello this is netflix, we just added a new movie you might like: "Cuties"

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HunterBidenCokeStraw 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try it you may like it bigot.

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featherwinglove 15 points ago +15 / -0

The ex was all growed up this time.

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BigMikesBlackCock -1 points ago +1 / -2

So you just turn a blind eye ? You sound like every catholic I've ever met

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MrAlwaysRight 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sounds like a classic redditor cuck.

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2KEK_Chigurh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tipper has her mind in the gutter. Dee Snyder had this confirmed on congressional record. Al wanted those records sealed in his lockbox. Now Tipper is letting other dudes stab it in her lockbox. The universe has returned to balance.

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bellcurvestrikesback 69 points ago +72 / -3

Two in the pink, foreign odor methinks

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NoSteppy1776 60 points ago +60 / -0

Probably the biggest self-own in this whole thing is that apparently Jacob Blake is a self-proclaimed expert on the smell of strange dick.

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DJMAGA2020 [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Kim Kardashian??

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Pepeinfinite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe Obama? u/barack-obama

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Ronald_Dregan 24 points ago +25 / -1

Smells like meme spirit.

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iactuallylovetrump 58 points ago +58 / -0

Jacob B7ake literally grabbed her by the pussy.

... the defendant [Jacob B7ake], suddenly and without warning, reached his hand between her legs, penetrated her vaginally with a finger, pull it out and sniffed it, and said "Smells like you've been with other men."

https://i.maga.host/hNU4XAM.png


Joe Biden w/ Tara Reade too.. literal pussy grabbing.

"His hands went underneath my clothing and he was touching me in my private areas and without my consent," Reade told NPR. She said Biden asked her whether she wanted to go somewhere else.

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Tom_Brett 6 points ago +6 / -0

see with Trump they just let him do it, because hes a star. there is legal consent there.

Joe Biden isnt a star tho so they dont let him do it.

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GoodGuyNixon 20 points ago +20 / -0

Kamala Harris is so proud of him

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righttowolfarms 3 points ago +3 / -0

She would know the smell of strange dick in her pussy, that’s for sure.

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MegaMagaManX 20 points ago +20 / -0

Must be out of the loop, what's the reference?

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pray_for_kekistan 70 points ago +70 / -0

Jacob Blake sexually assaulted his baby momma while robbing her which is why he had a warrant out for his arrest when he returned to her house to steal her car and terrorize her again, before beating up police and going for his knife, resulting in a ventilated spine and a future of wheelchair ramps

https://i.maga.host/hNU4XAM.png

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Ronald_Dregan 23 points ago +24 / -1

ventilated spine...lmfao

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ProphetOfKek 15 points ago +15 / -0

Black Criminal Lives Matter ✊🏿

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realPhantomFuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

But the media told me the police innocently executed a BLACK man!

REEEEEEEE

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Tellsyouhow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Interesting, though I'm not surprised

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

And this will probably be a mere temporary slowdown in his criminal career.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can see the headlines now: Police following getaway wheelchair, my idiot Governor called off the high speed chase for fear of endangering the public

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Necrovoter 8 points ago +8 / -0

How do you make Pooh angry?
Put your fingers in his honey.

In this case, Pooh put his fingers in his ex honey, and stole some of her stuff.

https://nypost.com/2020/08/28/this-is-why-jacob-blake-had-a-warrant-out-for-his-arrest/

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featherwinglove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jacob Blake (the guy who was killed by police in Kenosha) was smelling his hunny - hence he was arrested and had a TRO put on him at the arraignment, which he went and violated. And then he resisted arrest. BLM's perfect hero. I don't think this is a very good meme and won't be voting it up.

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Joe_Btfsplk 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thank you, now one is talking about this. I believe it's what will peel off some of the naive support for this jerk.

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Aquamine-Amarine 9 points ago +9 / -0

I doubt it. The left is so stupid they mourned the death of a felon that overdosed on fentanyl.

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patslimmy1 5 points ago +5 / -0

A little more than mourned. They went full riot mode with the backing of politicians.

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Iago 6 points ago +6 / -0

All the “fact checks” were saying False, he didn’t sexually assault a child, he sexually assaulted his girlfriend. Lmao

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spez_this 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is how sites like Snopes work. They take a true fact, distort it, then declare it false.

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Ligersrule1 6 points ago +6 / -0

This jogger knows others men's semen.

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Skogin 6 points ago +7 / -1

Is this meme sweet or spicy???

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sticky or slippery?

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Ithrowawaay 5 points ago +5 / -0

A true champion of the left.

They are sending their best!

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g-money 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is actually a thing some black men do, according to my personal conversations with black women. They call it the "two finger test."

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AmericanSupremacist 6 points ago +6 / -0

And like anything negative about black Americans culture, the second it’s pointed out makes you a racist or an Uncle Tom. Depending on your skin color.

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DJMAGA2020 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I call it checking for aborted body parts.

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spicy

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. This is common in Africa, along with suturing the vagina hole closed. Great culture. I had no idea this practice was still common with black Americans.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginity_test

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've seen monkeys do shit like that at the zoo

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +1 / -0

You didn't just look that up on wiki? Really??

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g-money 1 point ago +1 / -0

No

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WU_HAN_FRU 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jacob Blake: Oh! Hi, Bruce. Sorry, I didn’t notice you had your finger stuck up my asshole to the third knuckle. As you know, I’m paralyzed from the waist down and the neck up, so stuff like this doesn’t really bother me.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought all charges were dropped?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yay! Charges still exist then. He's not much of a flight risk anymore

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roller can still uber

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Roller lol. Roller and slot machine; although we can't call him slot machine anymore. Roller would need to request a special handicapped accessible uber. Or maybe not? If his wheelchair collapses and folds into the trunk. He needs to be on the no Uber list.

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South_Florida_Guy 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a spicy red pill! Wonder if Drew Brees will put this somewhere on his helmet!

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck! Gross, but accurate.

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Ligersrule1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some jogger did something.

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Useful_Vidiots 3 points ago +3 / -0

HORY SHET!

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Ehi_Passika 3 points ago +3 / -0

This makes Kamala even more prouder.

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Ehi_Passika 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden is down with sniffing.

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turdinthepunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would hate to know what another man's dick smells like.

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +1 / -0

I smells like .... victory

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

too much spice, shit

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leftcansuckmydick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that’s a shitpost right there!

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Muttsbitetoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, at least this rapist likes the taste of other men’s cock.

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gonna be hard to rape in the future without use of your little jogger legs. Hopefully his cock don't work no more either

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ChuckieG 2 points ago +2 / -0

The boldness of this dude lol

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AntsCamera 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jacob Blake is a rapist infowars.com.

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AllTheWayTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder how he knows what another man being up inside a woman smells like?

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Mehockmehogan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muh Dik.

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trex554 1 point ago +2 / -1

Honey Trap.

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StompTheLeft 1 point ago +2 / -1

if you're a grown man and still watching pro sports you're a CUCKOLD.

just put on your boyfriends football jersey and spend your money on him like all the other grown male sport fan cuckolds do.,