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mostooge 633 points ago +638 / -5

A new literal meaning to shit posting

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deleted 344 points ago +347 / -3
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stratocaster_patriot 124 points ago +124 / -0

Free market deuce right there.

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LegitClapping 106 points ago +106 / -0

CRAPITALISM*

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win-o-matic 26 points ago +27 / -1

Take my updoot, you magnificent SOB!!!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really you won TD today

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Ronald_Dregan 26 points ago +27 / -1

Poopbnb

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Blurpy 17 points ago +17 / -0

iPoop.com

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sunwolf87 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can see it now: San Francisco SWAT Team Descends On Cardboard Box, Finds Homeless Man Inside

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chelbull 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like the rest of us don’t have to deal with shit everywhere we go due to their crazy liberal policies

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Shitposter69 91 points ago +91 / -0

We can call it "putting a shit out on someone".

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Whimpy13 112 points ago +112 / -0

Hire a shitman.

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sentient-potato 32 points ago +32 / -0

LOL I can't catch my breath!

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Bonededdy 30 points ago +30 / -0

Omfg! Please let this become reality.

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Ronald_Dregan 22 points ago +23 / -1

The Poopinator

Meme it.

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HighVoltage 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek <<----- This one Kek Kek Kek Kek

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BeMyFren 69 points ago +69 / -0

Crowdfund throwing shit at tech company employees would be kinda rad.

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prayinpede 5 points ago +6 / -1

Might run into legal troubles. Have them do it in or around all their cars

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +3 / -1

Devolving into shit throwing primates, but with extra steps, and using market forces.

Talk about your animal spirits!

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SuperSilly 43 points ago +43 / -0

This would make a hell of a business... Hire a hobo to shit on people's driveway or doorstep.

It's a win win.

These people just hire someone to clean that shit up. They don't do anything themselves.

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Blurpy 33 points ago +33 / -0

Stimulating your colon and the economy at the same time.

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Blurpy 21 points ago +21 / -0

"How was your day, Honey?"

It was really shitty. I went from one shit job to the next.

Life is a shit sandwich, and everyday we are forced to take another bite. The goal is to get more bread and less shit in every bite.

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gawd-emperor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Win win win

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Emperorvoid 12 points ago +12 / -0

TOP KEK!

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sentient-potato 5 points ago +5 / -0

TOP KEKE

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pantifa_brigade [S] 99 points ago +99 / -0

meme magic

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Flipbarryfromreddit 111 points ago +124 / -13

Breaking fucking news pedes!!!!!!!! FENTANYL FLOYD SWALLOWED ALL HIS DRUGS LAST YR IN A ARREST (Hospital saved him) INCLUDING FENTANYL WHICH HE USED TO SELL A LOT OF. HE DIED FROM A DRUG OVERDOSE LIKE WE & THE MEDICAL EXAMINER SAID! Never forget he pistol whipped the pregnant woman, pointed a gun at her belly & ROBBED HER w 5 friends! https://thedonald.win/p/HElLUEAG/fentanyl-floyd-swallowed-all-his/c/

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Ronald_Dregan 80 points ago +82 / -2

take a deep breath. we already knew this, pede.

MORE PATRIOT POOPS is what this thread is all about though!

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PocketTurd 22 points ago +22 / -0

He called the shit poop! 🤣

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Flipbarryfromreddit 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yeah the poop shit really is amazing 😹 next let’s send exploding jars of glitter to their house to destroy all their carpet 🤣

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petebuttigieg 7 points ago +7 / -0

this guy has lost his shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 16 points ago +16 / -0

But muh Saint Floyd!!

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TenScoops 8 points ago +8 / -0

ShitNN won't report

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grndmrshlgando 7 points ago +8 / -1

but he dindu nuffin tho he went straight to church after all that

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Darth_Vader 2 points ago +2 / -0

What are your thoughts on the dude shitting on Pelosi’s driveway? That’s what we were just discussing, would love to hear from you on that

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it’s hilarious honestly and that Pelosi got what she deserved. As I said earlier, the next step is sending a bunch of glitter bombs to herself to ruin all of her carpet hahaha. You know she keeps a full freezer of ice cream; and that she eats it everyday? Bitch even has a photo w JFK 😹 she’s the epitome of why we should have term limits

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +3 / -1

Save you the wait. Its all fake

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really? How do you know?

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allowed2speak 12 points ago +12 / -0

THIS MAN IS A KING

SHE CAN BEND THE RULES, HOLD THE PEOPLE HOSTAGE UNDER QUARANTINE, AND SAY TRUMP IS BAD WHEN PEOPLE ARE SHITTING IN HER STREETS.

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A1waysLurk1ing 46 points ago +52 / -6

It's funny, apt, and she deserves it. Lighten up would ya?

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stonepony 20 points ago +23 / -3

He's just obeying Pelosi's own laws.

He's awesome. We should force Lib America haters to be confronted by their own standards. Now he should go downtown with a handful of $20s and collect homeless people to do the same.

Dig that sand out of your vagina.

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TrumpaSorosFlex 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is what civil shitnobedience looks like

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd call it shityesbedience

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sunwolf87 9 points ago +11 / -2

Seriously, they'll sticky this but not Millie Weaver's situation or the arsonists? Come the fuck on mods...

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KangarooCommie 9 points ago +9 / -0

Its the San Francisco treat

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THELEADERSOFMEN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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A1waysLurk1ing 29 points ago +30 / -1

Not disappointed.

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CapnKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Disappointed that someone hasn’t replaced shitdude with Pepe. Also this is amateurish. All legit street-shitters leave their foul TP on the sidewalk.

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Ronald_Dregan 0 points ago +1 / -1

One of the Meme Generals is probably currently deployed on this critical mission.

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p8riot -12 points ago +28 / -40

I for one AM disappointed that this is not only condoned but stickied. This is most likely NOT Pelosi's driveway -- and does NOT make Trump look good.

edit: Thanks for the correction pede! It is Nancy's house after all.. surprising there's no security. But what's even more surprising is how OP didn't try covering his face and/or dressing up as antifa.

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Ronald_Dregan 32 points ago +33 / -1

Yeah. It is her driveway. AKSHUALLY.

And she has shit all over SF, CA, and the American people. The City is covered in human feces and she has done nothing to address the festering rot that has taken hold of a once great place to live for middle class people. She is an elitist POS who somehow has amassed over $100 million as a public servant. This is not enough. We need more POOPS!

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BidensHairyLegs 11 points ago +11 / -0

Should have a whole team of volunteers to poop outside her house until she gets to grip with the situation blighting SF.

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AngryAsian 18 points ago +19 / -1

Relax, quit trying to turn the Trump Republicans back into the Puritanical Republicucks you know and love. We're fun, and gonna shit where we please.

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sunwolf87 -3 points ago +9 / -12

Ok there's fun and then there's literally linking a video of a guy pooping in public. This doesn't help Trump, quite the opposite. I hear Reddit likes this stuff you should try posting there 👍

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chewsoap 14 points ago +14 / -0

Poop is sticky.

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HighEmergy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beat me to it damnit.

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Ronald_Dregan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sticky is poop.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 6 points ago +14 / -8

Cry some more butthurt faggot. 40 more years!

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p8riot 5 points ago +6 / -1

I prefer seeing "cry some more butthurt faggot" than "quit being a concern troll" -- so that's progress I guess.

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magabirdlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

He doesn't have a MAGA hat on.

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p8riot 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the end he says "That's for President Trump" .. which is a little confusing to be fair

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ChuckedBeef 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need the entire homeless community in San Farn to do this. Just leave a steaming pile of used lunches on her driveway.

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ChuckedBeef 5 points ago +5 / -0

By the way that is not Pelosi's driveway, he was careful to leave it on the sidewalk which is public property. This way Pelosi can't come after him for doing anything to her personal residence, which could probably be more legal headache than the sidewalk.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 4 points ago +5 / -1

By the way that is not Pelosi's driveway

I have a hard time believing this is Pelosi's place because it's not surrounded by a wall.

I still remember when someone hired a bunch of illegals to climb her wall and set up camp in her yard.

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1776WILLCOMMENCE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah I was wondering that too. There's a lot of people out there that really despise her. I'm shocked her house would be so accessable.

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

She might have more than one property being a lifetime career criminal politician, but you could be right. I recall what you're talking about as well.

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Ronald_Dregan 2 points ago +3 / -1

In San Francisco, the sidewalks in front of your property are your responsibility. Public has an implied easement for use, but it belongs to you. You have to pay to repair them and make sure they are clear. Just a technicality I'd thought I'd share for general knowledge.