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posted ago by Woodburningstove ago by Woodburningstove +1421 / -0

“Door girl” screams repeatedly “sir where’s your mask” I kept walking, then she started screaming for the manager. Manager chases me down. I turn tell him I have a medical condition and I can socially distance. Go about my merry way, making sure that when I leave I make eye contact with front door girl and smile! Just doing my part.

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thingaboutarsenal 102 points ago +102 / -0

Rural King doesn't require a mask. They sell pretty much everything you need. They have gotten all my odd shopping lately. Plus you can check for ammo every time. I always leave thinking "I should buy another gun and some chickens". They play Christian music over the loudspeakers. It's conservative heaven.

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otistoole 33 points ago +33 / -0

And they let you bring your dog!

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Dialectic 13 points ago +13 / -0

My gsd is retarded. Are they retard friendly?

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left_reddit_for_this 9 points ago +9 / -0

Aren't they all? I love mine but darn do they have issues lol.

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missusellis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Omg, I’ve been telling my MAGA friend that his gsd is a democrat.

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a possibility. Mine just last month chased down a skunk, grabbed it, shook it violently like a slipper to kill it, but then gently sat it back down to stare at it so the skunk had enough time to spray my dog right in her fucking face before the skunk died.

Month later, my idiot still has residual stink.

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Mynamesprivate 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gsd?

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

German Sheperd Doggo

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otistoole -20 points ago +3 / -23

Is your fucking mom retard friendly, motherfucker?

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Dialectic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you have a seizure? lol You ok?

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missusellis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does she have a gsd?

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2scoops2genders 14 points ago +15 / -1

Dammit that sounds like a straight up Texan store. Why don’t they have any in Texas dammit?!

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Cyer6 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is what it still feels like in Texas. Texas of all places!!

https://youtu.be/wfGAktuU93s

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PinochetIsMyHero 13 points ago +14 / -1

Rabbits >>>>> chickens. They don't reek of chicken shit or wake you up with Democrat-like screeching.

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AngryCanary 10 points ago +11 / -1

Rabbits don't lay eggs. Unless it's Easter, of course.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 7 points ago +7 / -0

I saw a movie where they shit skittles. I want one now.

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thingaboutarsenal 2 points ago +2 / -0

And if you eat only rabbits, you will die. Give me chickens for my SHTF protection.

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Frankincense 1 point ago +1 / -0

And rabbit poop is the best garden fertilizer in the world.

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NazisWereSocialist 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love rural king, wish I had one closer, I go whenever I can.