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posted ago by Woodburningstove ago by Woodburningstove +1421 / -0

“Door girl” screams repeatedly “sir where’s your mask” I kept walking, then she started screaming for the manager. Manager chases me down. I turn tell him I have a medical condition and I can socially distance. Go about my merry way, making sure that when I leave I make eye contact with front door girl and smile! Just doing my part.

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otistoole 33 points ago +33 / -0

And they let you bring your dog!

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Dialectic 13 points ago +13 / -0

My gsd is retarded. Are they retard friendly?

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left_reddit_for_this 9 points ago +9 / -0

Aren't they all? I love mine but darn do they have issues lol.

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missusellis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Omg, I’ve been telling my MAGA friend that his gsd is a democrat.

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a possibility. Mine just last month chased down a skunk, grabbed it, shook it violently like a slipper to kill it, but then gently sat it back down to stare at it so the skunk had enough time to spray my dog right in her fucking face before the skunk died.

Month later, my idiot still has residual stink.

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh man my last dog cornered a skunk and my dumbass called off the attack as I went to scoop her up, giving the skunk ample time to turn around and blast us both in the faces.

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Mynamesprivate 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gsd?

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

German Sheperd Doggo

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otistoole -20 points ago +3 / -23

Is your fucking mom retard friendly, motherfucker?

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Dialectic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you have a seizure? lol You ok?

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Bluestorm83 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmao, what the hell was that???

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otistoole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe I just didn't get the joke

Don't diss rural king, them's fightin words

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missusellis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does she have a gsd?