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posted ago by Woodburningstove ago by Woodburningstove +1421 / -0

“Door girl” screams repeatedly “sir where’s your mask” I kept walking, then she started screaming for the manager. Manager chases me down. I turn tell him I have a medical condition and I can socially distance. Go about my merry way, making sure that when I leave I make eye contact with front door girl and smile! Just doing my part.

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PinochetIsMyHero 13 points ago +14 / -1

Rabbits >>>>> chickens. They don't reek of chicken shit or wake you up with Democrat-like screeching.

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AngryCanary 10 points ago +11 / -1

Rabbits don't lay eggs. Unless it's Easter, of course.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 7 points ago +7 / -0

I saw a movie where they shit skittles. I want one now.

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thingaboutarsenal 2 points ago +2 / -0

And if you eat only rabbits, you will die. Give me chickens for my SHTF protection.

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Frankincense 1 point ago +1 / -0

And rabbit poop is the best garden fertilizer in the world.