"Imagine, if you will, a 24/7 stream of the choicest silverback action known to man, available at the press of a button. You're about to enter, The Primate Zone"
It boggles my mind that this was in the news cycle for a week at least! They can't report on anything of substance... on anything that actually matters...
I read this story and it only made me love Trump even more. I bet he’s a fun guy to hangout with.
The stories he could tell over a couple of pints at the bar.
He's human AF.
Then i remember he doesn't drink lol
Bars serve diet coke. (14 yrs sober) wanna have some fun? Order a "Donald Trump". If the bartender gets triggered he's a lefty.
Same here, he’s the greatest troll ever. I LOVE OUR PRESIDENT!!!!!!! 4 MORE YEARS!
It also turns on the gorilla channel
Bruh what I'd give to crack open a diet c with the chief and watch some gorilla channel
I've heard he gets bored if they don't fight.
"Imagine, if you will, a 24/7 stream of the choicest silverback action known to man, available at the press of a button. You're about to enter, The Primate Zone"
WORLD STAR
oh shit
outstanding post, pede
It boggles my mind that this was in the news cycle for a week at least! They can't report on anything of substance... on anything that actually matters...
Better to have a diet Coke button on the desk than a dead intern under the desk, right Mr Scarborough?
CNN: "Trump staffers replace nuclear launch button with diet coke button to prevent Trump from starting nuclear war, anonymous sources claim."
The most normal, down to earth and greatest sense of humor President to ever live in the WH. This timeline is one for the ages.
This is the same guy that all these "anonymous sources" say is "humourless".
"The football" is just a fancy cooler with ice and diet cokes in it
True or not, that is funny as hell. I can't wait for Trump to write his memoirs five years from now.
Will be the best seller of all time, believe me.
And every dollar will go to charity.
The Art of the Presidency
Lmao Some one should animate this.
Of course he does, how else will he get refreshment without missing 1 second of the Gorilla Network?
Please be true. Please be true. Please be true!
It's two beeps for a Sprite Zero
Here is the button!
Bomb Commies
Goddamn i love that man.
He doesn’t drink Diet Coke though