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I'm dying (twitter.com) STABLE GENIUS
posted ago by MAGAinVA ago by MAGAinVA +1620 / -0
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clarkisland 78 points ago +80 / -2

I read this story and it only made me love Trump even more. I bet he’s a fun guy to hangout with.

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Tartarian-King 31 points ago +31 / -0

The stories he could tell over a couple of pints at the bar.

He's human AF.

Then i remember he doesn't drink lol

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 23 points ago +23 / -0

Bars serve diet coke. (14 yrs sober) wanna have some fun? Order a "Donald Trump". If the bartender gets triggered he's a lefty.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same here, he’s the greatest troll ever. I LOVE OUR PRESIDENT!!!!!!! 4 MORE YEARS!

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Gwoz8881 47 points ago +47 / -0

It also turns on the gorilla channel

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bellcurvestrikesback 32 points ago +32 / -0

Bruh what I'd give to crack open a diet c with the chief and watch some gorilla channel

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 15 points ago +15 / -0

I've heard he gets bored if they don't fight.

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bellcurvestrikesback 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Imagine, if you will, a 24/7 stream of the choicest silverback action known to man, available at the press of a button. You're about to enter, The Primate Zone"

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MrSir 13 points ago +13 / -0

WORLD STAR

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otistoole 7 points ago +7 / -0

oh shit

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ElegantVelociraptor 4 points ago +4 / -0

It boggles my mind that this was in the news cycle for a week at least! They can't report on anything of substance... on anything that actually matters...

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DuesImperator 37 points ago +37 / -0

Better to have a diet Coke button on the desk than a dead intern under the desk, right Mr Scarborough?

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TheGreenSupremacist 22 points ago +22 / -0

CNN: "Trump staffers replace nuclear launch button with diet coke button to prevent Trump from starting nuclear war, anonymous sources claim."

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DJT2020 18 points ago +18 / -0

The most normal, down to earth and greatest sense of humor President to ever live in the WH. This timeline is one for the ages.

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SirThundercuntTRONxp 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is the same guy that all these "anonymous sources" say is "humourless".

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rnoot 8 points ago +9 / -1

"The football" is just a fancy cooler with ice and diet cokes in it

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KuzoKevin 8 points ago +8 / -0

True or not, that is funny as hell. I can't wait for Trump to write his memoirs five years from now.

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Barabbas 6 points ago +6 / -0

Will be the best seller of all time, believe me.

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KuzoKevin 6 points ago +6 / -0

And every dollar will go to charity.

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Barabbas 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Art of the Presidency

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SpezisaRetard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmao Some one should animate this.

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GodKingHarambe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Of course he does, how else will he get refreshment without missing 1 second of the Gorilla Network?

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please be true. Please be true. Please be true!

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KuhlooKuhlay 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's two beeps for a Sprite Zero

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Spez_Sucker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here is the button!

Bomb Commies

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RobezTobez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Goddamn i love that man.

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BestGameMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

He doesn’t drink Diet Coke though