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posted ago by Hoot ago by Hoot +226 / -0

Do you have any idea how expensive it is to run a helicopter?

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NixonsDMTdealer 15 points ago +16 / -1

We bill their families for the costs associated with removal.

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NixonsDMTdealer 0 points ago +1 / -1

KEK

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TEXinLA 11 points ago +11 / -0

I agree. A few trebuchets and a 200' cliff would be cheaper and environmentally friendly.

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely.

Add vultures and ground carnivores and it's the circle of life.

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ProPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

For extra hilarity, give them a set of wood and canvas wings and tell them if they flap hard enough they can land safely.

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm good with that...

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the hell is wrong with you guys!?

Throwing them off a four story building is much cheaper.

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

But think of the water wasted and cost to pay folks to power wash the sidewalks.

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

After you remove enough of them, the helicopter fuel pays for itself.

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BeanieBeanTX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hehe...break even point should come pretty quickly, then it is all gravy after that.

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myredditnameisfake 6 points ago +8 / -2

Fair enough. Then we get 10 of these https://i.maga.host/ckT1SQt.png and remove the restraints.

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Gunsareforfun 2 points ago +2 / -0

sheds tear

It's beautiful...

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South_Florida_Guy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I agree. Wood chippers are much more cost efficient and provide a valuable resource.

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Zadok 6 points ago +6 / -0

Compost.

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philnmdg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cheaper than shooting them out of tanks

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MakeFloridaRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fantastic. Add in MLB, NHL, Nasscar, Antifa, democratic elected officials, and Hollywood pedos to the list as well as using them as live target practice for our military.

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Tx50bmg 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s a much better use of my tax dollars.

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Right0hio 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a real thing! Years ago, I had an old veteran working for me as a parts driver, he would tell me stories of pushing captured pow's out of airplanes in WWII if they started causing trouble in transport. Open the door and out you go!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hogs are a far more cost effective solution for commie, Marxist and mooslimes disposal.

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Pirate_Lafitte 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why you do it in bulk....use a chinook and give a couple dozen a ride

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think bigger, like a C5 Galaxy.

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MrJugsMcBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you figure out how much money the average communist costs the government over their lifetime, it’s much cheaper to run a helicopter.

Although, it would be a lot faster to just shove them headfirst into the tail rotor, rather than actually going up in the air.

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MrSir 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know you can buy one like the one from 007 for 40k and you dont need a license.

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Gunsareforfun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bullets are cheap, rope or even a tank of water is cheaper.

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AtariArtist 2 points ago +2 / -0

No shit - and they can't carry fuck-all for a passenger headcount, and require insane levels of service for one of the worst flight-times / cost ratio of any aircraft.

I've been telling people to throw them into the Grand Canyon. It even has a railway station for massive transportation.

Helicopters are so fucking stupid. We're supposed to emulate some piker in South America? Where we do things big?

Stupid fucking derpy larpy bullshit. Get real. Go big. Go Grand Canyon. Or go the fuck home.

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pepemerchant2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be worth every penny

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Thearchduke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen: All of you people are too hung up on modern technology. Whatever happened to the good old days, when the whole family could go down to the town square with their picnic baskets and watch a hanging? Lazy hazy days of Summer!

Rope and wood and nails. Who needs your fancified hifalutin' helicopters???

Relax. Take time to smell the roses and hemp. I'm convinced that once you see a few filthy commies get their necktie parties, you'll throw rocks at them there helicopters!

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CantStumpTheTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER BRO! GOTTA MAKE MY NUT!

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bellcurvestrikesback 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just think of all the fossil fuels used! Def not an eco friendly disposal method

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Ben45 1 point ago +1 / -0

I find it appalling that I have not been asked to help throw commies out of helicopters