theyre not strong enough to wind the catapults... too much soy. Plus the badassery of the whole air lift for freedom aspect of morale boost cannot be understated. Since sports can't stop sucking the communist dick we make freedom helos the only sport, televise it, pay per view, vote on height. Donations for ride alongs to be the one to open the door or push em out.
A true capitalist would cut fuel costs by giving commies free catapult rides (save even more money by making them wind up the catapult themselves).
The Pinochet-Trebuchet.
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theyre not strong enough to wind the catapults... too much soy. Plus the badassery of the whole air lift for freedom aspect of morale boost cannot be understated. Since sports can't stop sucking the communist dick we make freedom helos the only sport, televise it, pay per view, vote on height. Donations for ride alongs to be the one to open the door or push em out.