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posted ago by basedBlumpkin ago by basedBlumpkin +4398 / -0
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rooftoptendie 103 points ago +104 / -1

Listen fat. I wrote that bill. So don't give me any of this 47 years nonsense, okay jack? Why so hostile? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 65 points ago +65 / -0

That’s like me asking you if you’re on crack.

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rooftoptendie 80 points ago +80 / -0

That's ridiculous I'm not on crack. Do I look black to you? Now listen, I'm not saying theres anything wrong with being poor. I'm just saying, if youre lookin for crack, youre lookin in the wrong house, pony soldier. Why would I need a drug test?

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 42 points ago +42 / -0

My legs they uh turn blonde in the sun. That corn pop was a BADDDDDD DUDE.

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CapnKek 29 points ago +29 / -0

Hey, hey, hey - a poor kid can do the crack just as much as a white kid.

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slaphappy2 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was funny.

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1776-or-1984 15 points ago +15 / -0

rooftoptendie on goddamn fire tonight! I never want it to stop!

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TrumpsWall 9 points ago +10 / -1

Kek

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zooty 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because, man, I could sure use some crack. Hook a brother up.

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bitterbut_true 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cleavage crack!

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Whatyougotson 18 points ago +18 / -0

You and i both know the fridge, maybe. How many pushups can you do? Did i leave it open?

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RalphieRabbit_pinkni 8 points ago +8 / -0

Push down, where's the gym. I gotta ass some punch oh eat oh sniff oh yeah thats right. You ain't black.