130
Comments (28)
sorted by:
6
MrSnappy [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can’t get better if you are repenting to the Daily Mail...guy needs to quiet down

4
rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

where IS rock bottom, Andrew?

3
KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

he was caught between a rock and a hard place

6
thunderpussy 6 points ago +6 / -0

He cried all right. Cried about getting caught drunk, high and on the down low, with photos, no less.

5
deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
4
rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

WHO'S GOT THE NAKED GILLUM?!?! IT IS MISSING FROM MY COLLECTION, AND I HAVE BEEN DISTRESSED FOR MONTHS OVER IT.

It's like rarer than a platinum pepe now.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
Sidewinder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your career is over twinkle toes.

2
Doochebag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking dodged a bullet with that one

2
peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time I hear of this guy, all I can think of is the quotes by the cops about when they entered his room for the big drama:

"The room smelled of meth and feces."

2
FudgyFudgeBots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, the re-branding has begun.

I guess the deep state is not through with him yet.

2
peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL!

Just read some of the article; the dude's a real genius. Here's a quote about his famous picture:

'That was not anything more than a person being at their most vulnerable state, unconscious, having given no consent, and someone decided to use a moment where I was literally lying in my own vomit.'

2
BigKahunaBurger 2 points ago +2 / -0

This story was insane. He BARELY (libs cheated of course) lost the election and then this happened soon after.

2
Taqiyya_Mockingbird 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now double that, Salty. Cry more.

2
GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I've repented, mommy, can I have some big govment monies now? Gap-tooth Abrams from Georgia gets'em, why can't I?"

2
Trythisagain 2 points ago +2 / -0

He cried, cause out of all the pictures of him in this condition, they chose one where he’s not smiling!

-1
deleted -1 points ago +5 / -6
4
dougwiser 4 points ago +4 / -0

as a Floridian, I would assert the same thing that happened to Hitlarry, happened to Gillum, imho they didn't buy enough votes, thats how close the dems were to buying enough votes

4
SendThemBackToCanada 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or maybe half of Florida is just dumb themselves.

3
rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

NAHHHHHH, not Florida!

3
deleted 3 points ago +5 / -2
2
KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

that's kind of a weird metric to use. i don't think he's viable either right now but it has nothing to do with winning a governor's race by 30,000+ votes in a midterm election cycle. gillum had a ton of juice behind him and played his part fairly well as a fake outsider candidate.

it's like saying beto vs. ted was an indictment on ted. it's not really. both guys are kind of pretty unlikeable (*ron and ted) and they went up against well financed machines pushing airhead puppet candidates. that's the real danger of the left is that they can just manufacture fake outsiders and if it's well scripted and funded enough the haters and incredibly stupid people will eat it up in droves. also our side will stay home unless our guy checks every single policy box.

1
thunderpussy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Definitely not.

-1
deleted -1 points ago +3 / -4
3
thunderpussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

You misunderstood. He is definitely NOT presidential material, in any shape, form, or fashion.

1
couranto 1 point ago +1 / -0

No he is not. He’s a good guy but has zero personality and no charisma. And he was not a great candidate. Trump pulled him across the finish line at the end. He’s still a decent governor but not potus stock.

2
thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed. He has topped out.

1
KuhlooKuhlay 1 point ago +1 / -0

OP said "potus or VP" though and on that I would disagree. As a potentially popular Florida governor he would always be a viable VP candidate in most scenarios.