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posted ago by realMeggah +164 / -0

Self Defense should be simplified to if you threaten me on my property I get to kill you and win a free pancake breakfast.

Blocking traffic should be illegal and if you hit someone standing in the road, you earn a free pancake breakfast.

Political treason should be punishable by hanging in the public square and everyone should be given a free pancake breakfast.

I think I’m just broke & hungry

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GaryWA 7 points ago +7 / -0

And a side of Bacon...mmmm..Bacon.

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Aeronomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

If we can substitute waffles, I'm with you.

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Sum_devil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Today I'm trying waffles with honey on top instead of syrup.

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Fosbury68 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes I spread my wafoos with strawberry jam. YUM.

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AmericanBeef 5 points ago +5 / -0

*Aunt Jemima smiles.

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maple Syrup is also really good in morning coffee.

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MechanicalMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not free if you kill a commie to earn it. That's capitalism!

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Harsh_Truth 4 points ago +4 / -0

A lot of this could be cleared up with education reform.

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BS4thewin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe we do away with everyone who doesn't want to MAGA & KAG, and then we all set down for some pancakes. They'd be more enjoyable if you knew someone wasn't burning something down, rioting, stealing and killing. MAGA & KAG

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Ex-libtard 3 points ago +3 / -0

agree

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christianknight 2 points ago +3 / -1

The government needs to be dissolved and given a fresh stsrt.These commies have support all the way up to the three letter agencies.

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Hereogar 2 points ago +2 / -0

That ol' Inquisition thing is starting to make a whole lot more sense.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

FREE PANCAKE BREAKFAST 2024