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Raindrops1984 58 points ago +59 / -1

Petition to replace the FBI with /pol/!

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Seahawks2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

/pol/ is actually NSA, change my mind.

Unbelievable how this can be dug up in less than a day without some massive scale video processing capabilities.

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learntocode 15 points ago +15 / -0

They are making the rapid ID'ing of people using face scans and the NSA firehose of data into "autism at work".

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Knight1_of_Sunset 48 points ago +48 / -0

They work FAST!

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DickTick 35 points ago +46 / -11

So basically just because the shooter is obviously short on the video, that's their evidence?

A very short person in LA?......

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DickTick 14 points ago +17 / -3

And yet his legs swing wildly to the left and right when he runs, but the short dudes legs in the shooting video don't.... That person is able to move each foot straight ahead without them swinging way out to the right and left, which the midget can't control because of hip and joint problems from his body type..... Which is exactly what some people on 4chan have pointed out multiple times now.... But we're just going to ignore that part I reckon

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Redpillhope 13 points ago +13 / -0

I recall a Forensic Files ep where they had grainy surveillance video and identified the suspect based on how he walked. Your attempted mock = fail.

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muslimporn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looking at the arms when running away looks like a midget. The legs look like a child though.

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's good enough to bring him in.

The thing is I swear when I first saw the video it looked like a midget but I honestly did not expect that to be as likely as it being a child.

What boggles my mind is the lack of instant commentary on that by the media or others.

The subject description is black male 28 to 30 wearing dark clothes with no mention to being pint sized.

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muslimporn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if he has had limb lengthening.

Gangs do recruit children or while young and often parenting is awful so its not unheard off on occasion for them to have a child do shootings.

I'd suspect an expert in skeletal motion and dwarfism might be able to tell if that's an adult dwarf or a child.

The height looks to me like between a dwarf and average for adults. Just on the upper range (IE, just below 5 foot).

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DickTick -11 points ago +2 / -13

A homeless midget in LA for years and you act like it's at all surprising he doesn't have the best relationship with cops.....

Find me one person in LA that has been homeless for years that does have a good history with the police....

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ahem. Vertically challenged, bigot.

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_____ 16 points ago +17 / -1

WTF /pol/ found this meme video of him made in 2008 with 2M views https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQTXawaAKNA

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Ophelia 8 points ago +10 / -2

I don't think it's him. The killer has different legs, thinner ones. The midget runs more awkwardly.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not him. People downvoting you aren't looking at the way the two run. The shooter does not have typical bowed midget legs like the guy in the Cops video does, which makes him run awkwardly. The shooter runs like a normal person and has straight legs.

You got the wrong perp, everyone. Keep looking.

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Ophelia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes agreed.

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zerosmokescreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the shooting vid, I wonder if his pants are sagging making it hard to run. Or if there's something on his back. He walked up pretty normal just had trouble running

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MondayCoupleIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but they are bowed out like a lot of midgets have. The shooter didn't have bowed legs. It's not the guy.

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derpenstein 22 points ago +22 / -0

4chan may be the internet's deepest, dirtiest shithole; but they're heroes.

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d venture to bet there’s deeper and dirtier... the banned ‘Cuties’ images, when there’s surely a shithole that exchanges them

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JiggsawCalrissian 21 points ago +21 / -0

He seems tired. Maybe needs a boost from the electric chair

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DickTick 8 points ago +13 / -5

Assuming that's actually the guy and that they have more evidence besides him just being a short person in LA.....

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FuckRioters 14 points ago +14 / -0

The important thing is that the correct person is identified, so lets be careful to not jump to conclusions. Seems like a decent theory so far. Hopefully one of the police officers shot and confirm whether or not this person is indeed the correct person or not.

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fskfsk 13 points ago +13 / -0

There probably are other camera angles that give a good look at the face. The police are holding those back so they can search first.

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Nadlers_Belt 11 points ago +12 / -1

That dude is too short.

Ford Explorers are a little over 5’9” and the shooter in the grainy fisheye video is about the same height.

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Nadlers_Belt 4 points ago +5 / -1

Here is an average height women next to a LOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERIFF FORD EXPLORER for reference.

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2831/8897696711_1c14b7f1d5_b.jpg

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MondayCoupleIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good point. Looks like it might be a teenage kid then or some shorter adult.

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the shooter isn’t bowlegged.

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Iridiue 7 points ago +7 / -0

I want to believe, but, those two videos are over 6 years old. I find it unlikely he's still wearing the same outfit.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

From the video it looked like the suspect was a woman from the way they moved/ran.

Makes sense though that it could be a midget with the very distinctive gait.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 5 points ago +6 / -1

After they ID'd the wrong women who attacked the 7 year old Trump supporter, I'd hesitate to trust them with this.

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OutcastSeal 4 points ago +4 / -0

A midget shot 2 cops? What world is this? Oh yeah... Honk honk

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stonepony 4 points ago +4 / -0

I WILL BREAK THESE HANDCUFFS AAAAAAaaAAaaAAaAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

I'm assuming that's the guy we're talking about. Tried to escape climbing a light pole or something.

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charmed1 4 points ago +4 / -0

La police department offering a $100,000 reward

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cajun_robear 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who needs the FBI when we have us.

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zerosmokescreen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone notice the bystander who just stood there completely still then continued walking off casually?

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AntiDefecationLeague 2 points ago +2 / -0

So it's literally a midget?

I was actually wondering if it was a kid doing a gang initiation

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

It could be him. The shooter is a midget not only in stature but also runs away like one.

If you look at when he takes his top off he's clearly got midget like proportions and the way he moves is like how a midget moves.

That camera is so blurry though it gives little to go on. He might be a little too short. The runner appears to have more bandy legs but it's really hard to tell.

It's not enough to be sure. The video is so blurry you might as well bring in every midget and kid in the block.

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DiamondJoeQuimby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bushwick Bill

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

The second picture shows him in his native habitat nicely.

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Kerra_Holt 1 point ago +1 / -0

C'mon you beautiful autists! Use that laser-like focus!

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WildStar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who needs the FBI or CIA when we have /pol doing all the work?

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TheNewRepublic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do we have the fbi?

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PanderjitSingh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could easily be.

An adult dwarf might explain the otherwise surprising ability to manage recoil despite its small stature .

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wuhamburger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wearing comically baggy clothing is common ghetto thing. Though the autistic hivemind is often right, this is a stretch.

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RealKAGGER -5 points ago +3 / -8

Reported for deport. Not cool.

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DickTick 1 point ago +4 / -3

For doing what exactly? Are you somehow commenting on the wrong thread? Because there certainly isnt shit here that breaks the rules.....

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doing God's work. Maybe /pol really deserve more respect than they get.

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Rubberbunnies 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are some opinions on /pol I won’t get behind, but when it comes to this stuff I think they’re more capable and interested than the actual authorities. TBH though, I am pretty sure there are a lot of cops, PIs, intel peeps, etc. that frequent or even post there (bit scary I know).

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

well its always the short ones

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Nunyo_Biznez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Little people have different shaped bodies. I think this is a kid; maybe a gang initiation. Plus their thought might be if it's a kid he will get less time.

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Super_degenerate 1 point ago +1 / -0

4chan autists are quick

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YourMamma57 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sperg-team-six does it again

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BitcoinTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're saying a lil midget gangsta just shot our 2 cops? Wtf...nah I don't think it's certain, I certainly have my doubts.

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antho_2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure CHYNA has AI techno that makes them recognize a person through his walking movement. Anyone else seen that in the news ? FBI must have had it first. And then they copied it. Like they copy everything else.

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godaddy42 0 points ago +1 / -1

SHOT THIS POOR SOUL IN THE HEAD.

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godaddy42 2 points ago +2 / -0

AND SEND HIS BLACK ASS TO CHINA.

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godaddy42 -3 points ago +7 / -10

SHOOT THE BASTARD AND LET HIM DIE. NO MEDICAL ASSISTANCES FOR THIS JERK. WHO NEEDS THESE TYPE OF MONEYS IN THIS COUNTRY.

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DickTick 5 points ago +9 / -4

That is definitely deservable for whoever actually did it, but it's a pretty fair guess that it wasn't this guy considering their only evidence is him being short and in LA....

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GnosticAwakening -2 points ago +3 / -5

Shoot him anyways