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Ayoooo! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by wst4 +2947 / -2
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RegularAmerican 165 points ago +165 / -0

Thanks for saving me a few bucks. I don't need to eat any lunch today

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Long_time_lurker 76 points ago +76 / -0

Should be marked as NSFW... or at least NSFL... x.x

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stellamonkey 33 points ago +33 / -0

yerp, can't unsee that.

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MW23232 12 points ago +12 / -0

I can't even comprehend that.

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Trumpfan1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Solo tailgating. Holy cow 🐮 🐄!

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MW23232 5 points ago +5 / -0

All that milk and Coke alone would make a normal person explode. I know that is a dumb thing to say, but I am just trying to make some sense out of how all that food could fit into one human, at one time. And how long it would take. And why? SMH. 🐮 🐄

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workinating 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like the new SI Swimsuit edition is out

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Dr0neRec0very 19 points ago +20 / -1

Why is she so skinny though? These models are under far too much pressure to stay thin! #Misogyny

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Body acceptance!

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Jack_NC 2 points ago +2 / -0

healthy at every size!

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Dr0neRec0very 1 point ago +2 / -1

No thank you. I decline. xD

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ZincOS 0 points ago +2 / -2

BOOOOO

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Dr0neRec0very 2 points ago +3 / -1

kek

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swanzinator 15 points ago +15 / -0

Placing one’s bare foopah on the coffee table. Very disrespectful.

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kekNation 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, you’re thinking of elbows. She is in no danger of getting her elbows on the table.

Foopah on table is a sign of empowerment and ‘owning her sexy’.

Imagine living in a world where you actually think this shit.

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SilentSnek 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s called a “pannus,” bigot.

/s

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MegaMagaManX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially when it looks like plumbers crack

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MyTeenageBody 26 points ago +28 / -2

10/10 would smash..... my penis in before hurting that.

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HonkNJhonk 14 points ago +14 / -0

She’s suddenly the last female on earth...

“Welp. Won’t be needing this anymore, boys”.

Then proceeds to rip off dick.

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HonkNJhonk 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’d be content just going fishing or to the range everyday and getting blackout drunk everyday until the lawnmower finally gets me because my drunk ass put a zip tie on the safety bar and slips on the wet grass.

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GoldenEagle1776 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sacrifice her to a volcano god, maybe they'll feel mercy and give you a super model instead.

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Raindrops1984 11 points ago +11 / -0

That’s one way to stop a volcano: plug it up.

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buttfuckmebigfoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’ll set off a grease fire in the volcano

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HCQaddict 1 point ago +4 / -3

When she dies of heart attack, you can eat her instead.

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Parzivil 2 points ago +2 / -0

God help you if she fakes the heart attack... could be her plan all along.

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

if its the last woman on earth I wouldn't want to get into an starving contest with her. Thats six months food right there.

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Ande 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, she's clearly sedentary, and after seeing some of the people before and after they've begun extended fasting, I'm thinking she's got about a year's worth on her.

The fat padded around her head has enough calories to get her through half a week.

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Useful_Vidiots 1 point ago +1 / -0

before hurting that

Mongo is a legend in his own mind. There's a reason he owns stock in 'Curel'.

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TonsOfSalt 18 points ago +18 / -0

She ate lunch so you wouldn't have to

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MW23232 7 points ago +7 / -0

For a week or two.

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KekistanPM 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thanks for motivating me to do more exercise today.

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realPhantomFuck 69 points ago +69 / -0

HamPlanetsForBiden

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GulagDweller 19 points ago +19 / -0

ANTIFA BABE! She has that look, "Get in my belly you American Patriots, I won't even wait for Soylent Green"!

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KekistanPM 12 points ago +12 / -0

If someone her size were trying to lose weight, I could have respect for her...but when they're PROUD of looking like this and proud of being gluttons (perhaps in more ways than eating) and have no desire to improve themselves, I have no respect or attraction to them.

Even worse when THEY demand that YOU better yourself.

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GulagDweller 5 points ago +5 / -0

To me food addiction is a real thing, many psychological and physiological factors play into it I'm sure. That said, I often wonder why most ANTIFA Women/Things are overweight and hideous? I watch many hours of protests and the females are piggish animal looking freaks.

Guess there is a correlation between being ANTIFA and a stupid/moronic Biden/Commie supporter and the desire to look slobbish? There needs to be a study!

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LostViking1985 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because the ideology behind Antifa is impotent rage and envy against people that made good choices in life. Antifa is one giant cope tantrum by losers who subconsciously know they have/will amount to nothing, and that it's a situation of their own making.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know those TV shows with the really bigguns? The 600 lb people? They're all broken, mentally and emotionally - and are almost always abusive people to those around them. They express it through food addiction - their heads are just as messed up as a meth addicts, they just chose cake instead of crack.

I firmly believe how you treat your body defines you. If you get a little pudge from working a desk job, that's one thing - a couple weeks in the gym and skipping snacks and dessert for a while fixes it. But if you're morbidly obese, your head is fucked in some way. Yeah, i fucking judge hamplanets, because they're unhealthy, toxic people, always. Every toxic raving Karen in every office I ever worked in was a 300, 400 pounder.

Antifails are 100% broken people. They're the misfits, the outcasts, the criminals. They claim to be working towards lofty goals of "fighting fascism", but most of them are just in permanent arrested development, pissed off at mommy or daddy and have massive emotional baggage. It's not shocking to me the hamplanets are drawn to it all like extremely fat moths to a porchlight.

Normal, healthy people don't join Antifa, or BLM. The colored hair, extreme piercings, druggy lifestyle, sexual assault charges, hamplanets - it's all broken, fucked up people.

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MSG1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

They hate themselves deepdown so they make their outside the same way,

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agree! Or they act like there is not a health issue being severely overweight.

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

TotLoversForBiden

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trigglypuff has evolved!

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MrTrumpsWildRide 4 points ago +4 / -0

RIP FPH

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

I miss r/fph

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Rainman 25 points ago +25 / -0

UGHHH! I was going to have brunch but I feel ill now...

I'm sure she's a nice person though

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grenades_and_ham 25 points ago +25 / -0

She has four holes!

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CaptainForehead 16 points ago +16 / -0

You’re the ‘silver lining’ pede.

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grenades_and_ham 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bring me your lemons.

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grenades_and_ham 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just pointing it out for the less fortunate ones in life. There is an upside.

Fren: "Fuck your girl is fucking yuuuuuge."

Ugly runt with no game: "Meh, but she has four holes."

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

two beams needed to board

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Jack_NC 2 points ago +2 / -0

transporter beam? No way. more like "tractor beam."

Or just have Sulu set standard orbit.

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kirk wouldn't fuck that blob

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +3 / -1

He might if it was green.

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Comon man!

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SilverStarv5 1 point ago +1 / -0

and they all probably smell retched

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!"

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clevertakes 23 points ago +23 / -0

Her arse is on backwards

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SkeletorsTeeth 18 points ago +18 / -0

What sane person thinks that is healthy or attractive? Severe obesity is a mental disorder just like anything else half of the "depressed" Americans take pills for

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MuadDon 10 points ago +10 / -0

No one sane. Nature (society) used to weed these folks out big league.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a fetish for everything. You know there are women that size on the cam sites. You know there are. And a small crowd of really creepy dudes masturbating to her.

If the internet taught me anything, there's way more creepy, fucked up people out there than anyone thought - and the internet is making more.

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realPhantomFuck 9 points ago +9 / -0

sniff and seek LMAAAOOO

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GorillaWarfare 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a whole shitload of thyroid kundishun.

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 12 points ago +12 / -0

I hope that milk is 2%.

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rooftoptendie 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's homo, baby.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 3 points ago +3 / -0

Enough to make a man go homo, anyways

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the-new-style 13 points ago +14 / -1

It's called a "panniculus", I don't recommend image searching for examples.

There is a device for holding it out of the way during surgery - the pannus sling

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the-new-style 14 points ago +15 / -1

Unsubscribe me from your newsletter

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GoldenEagle1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't help but imagine a disappointed soldier from Starship Troopers.

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otistoole 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck. Why god why

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otistoole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got nothin against fat chicks but this is a whole nother level. I got less room in my tent when I'm camping than that gut can hold

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Missing pizza rolls though.

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Iseekekpeople 10 points ago +10 / -0

A fifth of Jack, a rack of Warsteiner, and a gallon of Crisco.

May God have mercy on my soul.

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JimRaynor 8 points ago +8 / -0

I loved r/fatpeoplehate

I was even verified with my skinny photo.

SJWs banning that subreddit was the first straw for me

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BigMikesBlackCock 4 points ago +4 / -0

I miss fph we should have one on .win

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TradWives4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there a way to implement it? Can we ask the mods? Or do will 4Chan need suffice

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Kompromat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I actually think it was for a lot of people. That was the first wave of reddit beginning its censor thing.

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JustTheNews 8 points ago +8 / -0

That explains the massive food shortages.

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GodEmporerTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is that a stomach pussy? My god

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Johnny_Treason 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good God....it's a Begina™!

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Imjustin1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet that thing smells ripe

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realPhantomFuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stick your dick in it and report back with results

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GodEmporerTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah ninja I wouldn’t fuck that with Biden’s micro dick and all of us pushing

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GodEmporerTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet it’s full of crumbs

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Shitposter69 7 points ago +7 / -0

You gon' finish dat?

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frankblank 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey, hey! Please consider the timezone difference - not all of us here are from the US - we're dining here!! "#%!"#$&!&#$

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, I thought that said "forbidden", and was about to agree with the premise that hotties are definitely forbidden in that post.

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WakingKnowledge 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am having problem fighting her gravitational pull! HELP!

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

HOLD THE LINE, FREN!

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On3_Eyed_7ack 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤮

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dumdumexpress 4 points ago +4 / -0

She misspelled forbidden....

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MODEL101 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whenever I see this my first thought is always that it's physically impossible for her to wipe her ass

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WaffleBiscuit 4 points ago +4 / -0

This should be tagged as NSFL

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trigglypuff has finally evolved.

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MUDLORD 3 points ago +3 / -0

That couch has seen horrors the most of us will never

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AfraidOfBigMike 3 points ago +3 / -0

hottiesforbidden is more accurate

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

The front butt is a nice addition.

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BigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Front butt

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IJustWannaLurk 3 points ago +3 / -0

A cheerleading captain in the new NFL.

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NormaJeanRocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's just big boned. Pff

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GoldenEagle1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was just bad, I'd throw a tomato at you if I could.

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

More productive to throw them at ME than at HER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

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ZincOS 3 points ago +3 / -0

For Biden or forbidden?

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NewVoatAccountName 1 point ago +1 / -0

Verboten

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

For Biden?

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NewVoatAccountName 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, the German word for "forbidden" is "verboten".

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ZincOS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I know.

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America202020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I get the joke but I will continue to chase chubby girls LOL

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's more like 440.

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abstr4ct 2 points ago +2 / -0

WERE A MASK BECAUSE I AM AT RISK!!!!

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Valanantar 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOTTIESFORBIDDEN

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redstampede 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looks older than 14. Not his type.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that's the one whose boyfriend has a fetish where he feeds her...I don't know how that's hot but I'm not here to kink-shame I guess.

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hotties forbidden indeed, if the left gets their way.

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

But which end is that

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

♪ Well I heard the news baby

You're all about your disease

Well you may eat all you want baby

But you got nothin' I need

Go feed!

Ain't talkin' 'bout love

Y'ain't even fittin' through the door!

Ain't talkin' 'bout love

You nasty sloppy pig whore!

Uh big whore

Uh pig whore

Uh big whore ::she sits on him::

OWWWWWW!!!

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Whoopies_tds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice Gunt

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Balance_In_Life 2 points ago +2 / -0

While I apprecate the NSFW tag... can we get a NSFL tag too. My eyes are now dead.

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TrumpCard1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her ass is on backwards.

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AGhost 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is sad. Anyone who allows themselves to get this heavy is committing suicide by eating themselves to death. She is dying. And other people are bringing this food to her and helping her kill herself.