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HonkNJhonk 36 points ago +36 / -0

Remember his April fools video when he punk’d us by saying he was resigning office and then laughing about it?

That was awesome!

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CeruleanShadow 9 points ago +9 / -0

One more thing for the Left to REEE over.

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is whenever I'm not using it...

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Iseekekpeople 47 points ago +47 / -0

The hidden red pill dispenser turret under the hat is a must for todays Kekistani on the go.

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1776forever1776 18 points ago +18 / -0

Perfect for any resident of Kekistan, the hybrid engine can also run off of liberal tears

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WeinerLapTop 35 points ago +35 / -0

Diplomatic envoy.

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MooseOperator [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0

On November 3rd the second American Civil War would kick off. The nation of Kekistan sided with the Republicans and together they defeated the Libtards.

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

But but but a new poll came out saying drumpf's numbers are down because of what he said about dead soldiers REEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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BranchCovidian 4 points ago +5 / -1

I hope so. Remember many top generals are raging libtards (thanks, Ziobama!), though the actual combat troops are at least implicitly on our side and often consciously Based.

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WeinerLapTop 10 points ago +10 / -0

Would you pull over that ride? I wouldnt dare risk the wrath of an ancient trickster deity.

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GopnikGod 22 points ago +22 / -0

That is beautiful. I bet that man owns every caliber from .22 to .50.

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lifeisahologram 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dude is a CHAD, he definitely owns .69 too

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GopnikGod 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well, yes. A musket is mandatory for all in these colonies.

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FireannDireach 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey, I own a musket, I inherited it. 1853 M1842 Springfield. Last fired in the 70's, gunsmith who looked at it a couple of years ago says I'm good to go if I wanna try it.

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you do please post video

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basedtexapede 18 points ago +18 / -0

At least we have good taste in presidents.

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Harambe 14 points ago +14 / -0

you're right, we have EXQUISITE taste

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Theannihilatrixx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dick's out, sir. What are your orders?

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Aletheia 4 points ago +5 / -1

We are free, we can like whatever we want.

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lurkwellmyfriends 18 points ago +18 / -0

I find this to be very admirable. I salute you, brave kekistani.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or is it Mr. McClosky, esq?

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novaks47 15 points ago +15 / -0

That KEK logo sticker should be on all the border patrol vehicles.

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veteran299 14 points ago +14 / -0

metallic pea. wagon queen family truckster. damn fine automobile.

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

You think you hate it now, wait till you drive it.

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veteran299 6 points ago +6 / -0

dad, thats not the car you ordered

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Ithrowawaay 5 points ago +5 / -0

Take it easy, Rusty. Ed, this is not the car I ordered.

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veteran299 2 points ago +2 / -0

roll 'em up!

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Pelosi_Halitosis 10 points ago +11 / -1

Lol! I'm old enough to remember when they didn't put rearview mirrors on the passenger side of vehicles.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I got my car it came with those blind spot lights on the mirrors...I was like "what in the world is that light for...OH COOL!"

They've helped me more than once, but only as a supplement to turning my head to confirm I can merge.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

My truck has blind spot monitoring, along with lane assist, radar cruise, pre collision system and parking assist. Then there's traction, sway and skid control. I turn all that shit off, it's annoying af, especially the radar cruise. It wouldn't be so bad if people would just drive their vehicle instead of organize shit, play with their phone and fill their vapes.

If you have the mirrors properly set, the blind spot monitoring is useless. Mirrors should be set so that you only see about 1/8 - 1/4 inch of the side of your vehicle covers the inside of the mirror. Set the mirror height as you wish, I set the driver's higher than the passenger, so I can kind of sight the right rear wheel.

If you have traction, stability and skid controls. If it's decent out, turn them off some time. I can pickup 3-4MPG with these off, you don't feel it cruising at 70MPH but the vehicle is always compensating. These systems use the brakes and they do drag down MPG.

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IroWide 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wonder about these types of people. I guess it's a hobby, like anything else. Just not one I understand.

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Suckmyassbernie 4 points ago +5 / -1

You must hate America

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LionTed 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was just thinking yesterday how I've never seen a giant Maga hat on a truck. Nice!

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unicornpoop 6 points ago +6 / -0

Remember the tiny MAGA hats glued on pigeons in NY? If we can't wear a hat in public without getting shot, maybe we start hatting everything else.

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL. Thx for the memories. I am sure it didn't harm them, but they were so cute.

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JeffEpstein 4 points ago +4 / -0

The standard gas tank has been upgraded to a sustainable, eco-friendly, 100% renewable fuel source - salty liberal tears.

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Strike_Eagle784 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll never feel old as long as I'm based!

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Zippythekid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whose childhood?

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +4 / -1

PRAISE KEK! 🐸

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don_chokeslam_hilary 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

🐸

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feel old yet? This is your car from childhood.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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godaddy42 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS CAR LOOK AS OLD AS HILLARY CLINTON. WHO IS SHITTING HER PANTS THIS MORNING ALONG WITH BILL.

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CapnKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kekmobile !

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Redditsucksdick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kinda not the same to drop commies from a car though..

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DemsFuckKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good lord....it’s beautiful

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Kekistan_United 2 points ago +2 / -0

R E P R E S E N T !

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

... didn't that get eated by a TRex?

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Trump_USA_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

the most based car ever! Honk honk

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Oprah_Windbag 1 point ago +1 / -0

THAT'S ONE KEKED OUT 4RUNNER

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Dezzix_Texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have painted it in Border Patrol green! Otherwise, I like it.

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GodEmperorUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey I didn't give you permission to post a picture of my car on here! How dare you!

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Deplorable_bastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

3rd gen 4 runner great vehicle, if kekistan had aN official vehicle that’s a good one.

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hyper dimensional Kek!

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

bitch please. that's better than my current ride. xD