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Sundat (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by RexCollins +2726 / -3
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rimper 157 points ago +159 / -2

We wuz kangz n' sheeeeit!

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Ronald_Dregan 75 points ago +78 / -3

$5k in cash but can't get anything better than a rubber band to hold it...not even a free bank account.

That is what we call hood rich.

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prayinpede 37 points ago +38 / -1

Anyone from the hood knows to put the small bills on the outside

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 17 points ago +17 / -0

Naw Bruh!

Put the Bennie's on da OUTSIDE and make that stack fatter!

Mo creds.

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HCQaddict 9 points ago +9 / -0

DAYYYYYUMMMM

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DarkDays80 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sure do lol

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AndrewLB 0 points ago +1 / -1

I’m from the hood, same place snoop dogg grew up before he moved to rich white suburbia. All the hood rats I knew would wrap the Benny around singles so they’d look like they’re big pimpin’. And the rubber band is 100% accurate.

What caliber is that piece? The proper, ghetto accurate caliber would be .380.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

^ ^ This guy hoods

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jubyeonin 17 points ago +17 / -0

Back in my hood, you would wrap it in a McDonald's paper bag.

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HCQaddict 7 points ago +7 / -0

You could afford McDonalds?!!?!

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jubyeonin 10 points ago +11 / -1

Everrbody eats McDonald's in the hood, mang.

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BranchCovidian 6 points ago +7 / -1

And then they claim COVID is racist when they die disproportionately from it.

But heaven forbid they should eat some "honkey food" (healthy, organic stuff)

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +4 / -2

^^^Think you forgot somebody.

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, shieet. I ain't buyin nuffin fo nobody.

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godaddy42 9 points ago +10 / -1

THESE IDOTS ARE SO STUPID THEY NEED TO BE SHOT.

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BigMikesBlackCock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wonder how long it took him to save up all that welfare money

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J_Von_Random 4 points ago +4 / -0

Depends on if you won the magazine lottery. If you did nothing can stop it from working, not even melting the gun. If you didn't, you're SOL.

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Ronald_Dregan 2 points ago +4 / -2

I hope this entire image is a joke. Like, someone had a shitty gun on hand and just decided to joke around with the other props.

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9000ENERGY 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you implying that you don’t have a few hi points laying around? You have to keep one next to the shitter, one next to the lawnmower, a refrigerator hi point, as well as a laundry room hi point.

They’re so cheap it’s almost a crime not to have one within arms reach at all times.

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jubyeonin 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hold it sideways and thrust so you can't hit shieet.

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GlockGoldman 83 points ago +87 / -4

That’s the most ghetto shit Iv seen in a long damn time. Respect.

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +7 / -1

RUHZPEK

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EpicPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

lol

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GlockGoldman 0 points ago +1 / -1

It’s “respect” with a hard “R” so don’t get it twisted.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 69 points ago +70 / -1

This is like a starter pack

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jubyeonin 26 points ago +26 / -0

Also known as the "hewasagudboy" or "he was going to be a doctor" starter pack.

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MudDog 14 points ago +15 / -1

Wow, a doctor and judging by the gear, a word-class jogger too!

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ZEEOHHSIX 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was jus joggin n sheit

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realPhantomFuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, "he wuz going to church"

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America_No_1 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Jogger"

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Thefirstgay 52 points ago +53 / -1

u aint black

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realPhantomFuck 36 points ago +37 / -1

So this is the setup I might be executed with while stopping at the gas station... Good to know!

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Gonzotron5000 10 points ago +11 / -1

If that Hi-point doesn't malfunction first.

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peltast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obviously, you haven't heard of SCCY.

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

your first mistake is shopping at a gas station

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realPhantomFuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm a Costco Gasoline guy but sometimes you gotta take a shit!

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL funny you say that. I'm almost exclusively a Costco gas guy

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me-no-likely 3 points ago +3 / -0

Costco gas is about 8% cheaper in my area. It’s the only way to go.

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Thep1mp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where else will I buy my Four Loco?

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Ronald_Dregan 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is King Cobra...but logic remains. Costco don't carry dat sheet.

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Check out what I had literally "Up Next" (I'm pretty sure I know why I got it, but Puchimasu is definitely its own reward!)

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AccipiterQ 28 points ago +29 / -1

I remember my first time sipping King Cobra...I said "I hate King Cobra"....10 minutes later as I finished it "I love King Cobra"

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WilleZumLeben 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tastes like piss to be honest.. I've drank it with rockstar before. Still mildly piss-like.

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Wharf_Rat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its salty

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dixie_knormous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same here, we drank it cuz that ish'd get you tore up!

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MudDog 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good. Good.

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ronburgandy 7 points ago +8 / -1

As part of a frat initiation thing I had to drink a "magnum" 40 oz. I've literally never drank a more vile beer in my life lol

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RightIsMight 14 points ago +14 / -0

Edward 40 hands haha shit was atrocious.

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IncredibleMrE1 20 points ago +21 / -1

Ghetto af. Respect.

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WRONG_OPINION 18 points ago +19 / -1

You have fine tastes, fellow King!

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tonysoprano 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it doesn't have mother of pearl grips, you're frontin'

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MudDog 17 points ago +18 / -1

Hey, you're not supposed to sneak cameras into the NFL locker rooms!

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Faffyjim 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why the fuck are those black an milds not wood tipped? Very disappointed

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dixie_knormous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta empty those out and stuff'em with the good

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AlohaChris 14 points ago +15 / -1

If you’re voting Trump, let’s go to the range together.

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I_heart_blastbeasts 6 points ago +6 / -0

Felons don't go to the range dummy. That's how you get popped. Just go out to the woods/jungle/desert.

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol does that make me a felon that I don’t want to spend money to be told I can’t rapid fire? Forest ftw!

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DickTick 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can't kill em' if you can't hit em'!

But you can always club them to death!

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Junkevil 11 points ago +13 / -2

All that cash and you buy the worst beer possible.

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Harambe 19 points ago +20 / -1

he's got all that cash because he's going with the cheap shit!

Budgeting KANG

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prayinpede 5 points ago +6 / -1

He should have sprung for some colt 45

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Junkevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like beer.

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Gonzotron5000 3 points ago +3 / -0

By beer standards yes. Malt liqueur standards I have no idea.

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EpicPede 11 points ago +14 / -3

Ayo sheiiittt

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me-no-likely 4 points ago +4 / -0

Iraqveteran8888 on YouTube did a hi point destruction test and in the end they were convinced that if you need to defend your life and you only have $150 to get a hi point. They really beat the shit out of it

https://youtu.be/AbvvurXmAmg

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peltast 4 points ago +4 / -0

Iraq888etc... AND Hickok1945 (I think) actually like them. Everybody, EVERYBODY that does a field test with them always ends up with grudging respect if not genuine affection for them.

In my view, they are the AK47 of the 9mm pistol.

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me-no-likely 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey are ugly as sin tho

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Def.

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

Reminds me of Just Cause for some reason.

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Smubbs 5 points ago +6 / -1

Why? “Just cause”

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MythArcana 3 points ago +4 / -1

Just Cause is a 3D video game depicting a guy on a communist island trying to fight corruption, similar to the Grand Theft Auto series but with a political flavor.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol do they even make 2D video games anymore?

“Minesweeper is a 2D video game played on Microsoft computers that hasn’t been updated since the 90s yet still is quite entertaining to this day”

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, of course they do, and those are pretty much the only ones I play because I have motion sickness now in my old age because my computer is too old and the frame rate is just a tad too slow.

Strategy and Rogue-like games are my favorites, by far!

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Id suggest geometry wars but even they made that 3D now lol

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MudDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

That squirrel suit is badass!

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rotfl! 🐸👍

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GREENREAPER210 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's only missing a couple of gold coins... Looks great though

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Chief_Niggums 7 points ago +10 / -3

How do you downvote a post?

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Smubbs 6 points ago +7 / -1

Damn we only have 32s where I live

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Harambe 5 points ago +6 / -1

wtf thats racist

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DJFG 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just seeing a 40 of Cobra gives me a hangover.

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TylerChebson 5 points ago +5 / -0

+10 accuracy bonus on that chain.

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DeWaltJoggingHammer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love glock 40s. They are so big you really don't have to take a jogging hammer when you go for a run.

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Coslin 4 points ago +4 / -0

BLM starter kit?

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AngelMark 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cash turns me on!

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spez_this 4 points ago +4 / -0

Add a black hoodie and some purple drank and you are set!

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MichaelDenny 3 points ago +3 / -0

KC!

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ModsBanPaleos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that a hi point?

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TripleBlack 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard hi-points are great & reliable guns. I just could never bring myself to even ask the gun guy about them.

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

IIRC, DemoRanch shot a 9mm with his Glock and it still worked.

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TripleBlack 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife's friend in Wyoming showed us that video. Amazing! He loves hi-points 40 S&W as truck guns and garage guns. Dude said he has 7 of them and swears by them.

Dude also has 87 guns! He's an ex-marine that earned an Expert Marksman Qualification Badge. He can hit a bullseye at a 1000 yards with a M1A1 with iron sights. If he loves Hi Points, everybody should.

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featherwinglove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yunno, I wonder why this guy still carries a backup revolver. Maybe it's just for show ;)

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Mavdick96 3 points ago +4 / -1

The longer you look, the worse it gets.

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cruising down the street in my six four

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DarkDays80 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hi Points and 40's ✊🏾🤣

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Afeazo 2 points ago +2 / -0

The me in college starter pack.

I kinda do miss the days of walking over to the corner store and buying a Cobra 40oz for $0.99 lol

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OMC-RADIO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back in the 90's, I graduated from Olde English and majored in drinking games.

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +4 / -2

Joggers gonna jog

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Diesel728 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on bruh, why you fucking with that plastic tip??? Wood tips..... MATTER??? Lol

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Mrs_Fonebone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks more like a Saturday night!

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xxxMAGA420xxx 1 point ago +1 / -0

HiPoint and Cobra King, because you deserve the finer things in life.

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reaperUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

It looks like the type of gear James Bond would use to infiltrate a Global elites militia in order to find out who the "bosses" were.

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Epsteinkilledhimself 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck as long as it's a legit gun I don't give a fuck how people enjoy their rights. Thats why America is the best follow the laws do whatever the fuck you want to do as long as it doesn't fuck with other people i don't care this country is amazing you can be nothing or be every thing equal opportunity to tell your story you are bound by your imagination so fucking go get it.

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The69thBrokage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Need more toes.

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drsowells1fan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Official Fenty Floyd Starter Pack

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lolzor21 1 point ago +1 / -0

This screams * I work at mcdonalds *

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Gunsareforfun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weekendgunnit.win is leaking