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JediMasterGandalf 32 points ago +32 / -0

I made this comment about 12 days ago on another thread:

Don't fuck with men in their 60s. We're getting old and tired but we're not yet feeble.

Most importantly, we don't give a flying fuck anymore.

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Truglow 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just turned 60. I am done with this BS.

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JediMasterGandalf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Welcome to the Old Farts Club. Only two requirements: 1) You must be at least 60 years of age. 2) You must have zero fucks to give.

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weebrian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh shit. I’m only on the low side of 50 but I ran out of fucks several years ago. What now?

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JediMasterGandalf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry, Freng. The only current option is to be a member of our Junior Auxiliary.

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TurdFerguson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was I supposed to maintain my fucks into my 40’s? Cause I’m all out.

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Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

I qualify!

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Eowyn_Rohan 4 points ago +5 / -1

Gandalf brings the spicy truth!

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JediMasterGandalf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks, based shieldmaiden.